| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Touring Washington
- |A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see the Capitol building. Un...Read the whole joke |
597 |
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| 2 |
Do you have a bias?
- |A middle aged woman was driving through a school zone when a policeman pulled her over for speeding...Read the whole joke |
653 |
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| 3 |
Lawyers are greedy
- |A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it of...Read the whole joke |
559 |
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| 4 |
Thankful he's drunk
- |The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter...Read the whole joke |
617 |
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| 5 |
Obey the speed limit
- |Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer see's ...Read the whole joke |
593 |
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| 6 |
The animal's warning
- |A farmer and his pig were driving down the road when a cop pulled him over.The cop asked the farmer...Read the whole joke |
644 |
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| 7 |
Blonde avoiding trees
- |A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches the blonde lady driver."Mam, ...Read the whole joke |
606 |
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| 8 |
Trust a fellow officer
- |A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial -- it went like this:...Read the whole joke |
709 |
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| 9 |
Identify the problem
- |A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but was not getting many.Then, he discovered ...Read the whole joke |
626 |
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| 10 |
Explaining his claim
- |A farmer who's been involved in a terrible road accident with a large truck ended up in court fight...Read the whole joke |
595 |
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| 11 |
Stopping the hillbilly
- |This hillbilly is traveling across Texas when a state policeman pulls him over."You got any I.D.?" ...Read the whole joke |
619 |
|
| 12 |
Pictures from police
- |A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar.A $40 speeding ticke...Read the whole joke |
680 |
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| 13 |
Stuck under a bridge
- |A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads "low bridge ahead." Bef...Read the whole joke |
624 |
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| 14 |
Headline in the paper
- |HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club. Police are looking i...Read the whole joke |
968 |
|
| 15 |
You're back again?
- |The Judge said to the defendant. "I thought I told you I never wanted to see you in here again.""Yo...Read the whole joke |
656 |
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| 16 |
How to charge them
- |Two guys were walking along a road in Georgia when they were struck by a police car driven by a dru...Read the whole joke |
577 |
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| 17 |
Please describe him
- |A cop was interrogating a very intoxicated Irishman, who was also severly bleeding.The officer aske...Read the whole joke |
593 |
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| 18 |
Police officer's foods
- |The 4 Basic Food Groups for Police Officers1. Glazed2. Jelly3. Powdered4. Chocolate Frosted...Read the whole joke |
609 |
|
| 19 |
Caught for speeding
- |The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for speeding, rolled down his window."I've...Read the whole joke |
586 |
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| 20 |
Holmes investigation
- |Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they l...Read the whole joke |
580 |
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| 21 |
New Miranda rights
- |1. You have the right to remain motionless, or you may elect to run away from me.2. Should you deci...Read the whole joke |
686 |
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| 22 |
I have lost my father
- |Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!"The...Read the whole joke |
629 |
|
| 23 |
Where are you from?
- |Theater Guest A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater.When the usher came ...Read the whole joke |
733 |
|
| 24 |
Some police quotes
- |"The handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile.""If y...Read the whole joke |
711 |
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| 25 |
Government is there
- |At recent trade talks the American representative offered to sell sophisticated American telephone ...Read the whole joke |
610 |
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| 26 |
Stealing from a store
- |This is supposedly a true story, it happened in a small town of the province of Quebec, Canada, in ...Read the whole joke |
716 |
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| 27 |
He's a drunk driver
- |There was an inebriated driver who was pulled up by the police. When the cop opened the door, the d...Read the whole joke |
593 |
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