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Police Jokes

# Title Hits Rating
1 Request before death
- |A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed."Have you any last requests? as...Read the whole joke
370 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 Warning all shoplifters
- |Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any...Read the whole joke
288 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Excuse for speeding
- |A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks for the driver's license, the driv...Read the whole joke
413 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Judge has some fun
- |A judge grew tired of seeing the same town drunk in front of his bench. One day the judge glared do...Read the whole joke
333 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 Undercover detective
- |A tourist asks a man in uniform, "Are you a policeman?""No, I am an undercover detective.""So why a...Read the whole joke
339 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 How fast was I going?
- |"When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.""You're wrong, officer, it's only my ...Read the whole joke
366 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 Where is your wife?
- |On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fe...Read the whole joke
395 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 Prison vs. full-time job
- |Prison life versus a full-time jobIn prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8' X 10' cell...Read the whole joke
351 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 Time for the wedding
- |A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street."But officer," the man began,...Read the whole joke
351 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 Go give us a donation
- |Traffic was backed up for miles, the police were going car to car. When they got to my car I asked ...Read the whole joke
397 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 Breaking into a house
- |A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house th...Read the whole joke
324 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 A test for being drunk
- |A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes.He goes up to the...Read the whole joke
314 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 A prisoner with skills
- |Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the guards...Read the whole joke
415 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 He is extremely drunk
- |Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the streets of D...Read the whole joke
279 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 Try to catch the rabbit
- |The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they ar...Read the whole joke
524 Rating:0 | Voted:10
16 Rookie is on the job
- |A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call...Read the whole joke
364 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 The reason for running
- |A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed unti...Read the whole joke
293 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 Should have glasses
- |A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says "Lady, it says here that you should be w...Read the whole joke
283 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 Dealing with a juggler
- |Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. "What are those knives doing i...Read the whole joke
457 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 Getting in an accident
- |A Rabbi and a Priest are driving one day and, by a freak accident, have a head-on collision with tr...Read the whole joke
268 Rating:0 | Voted:0
21 Lost far from a home
- |A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie's house, and grandpa Morris gets out.The polite po...Read the whole joke
345 Rating:0 | Voted:0
22 Prison Versus Housewives
- |In prison, you get three square meals a day. At home, you cook three square meals a day and try to ...Read the whole joke
300 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 Catch a drunk driver
- |Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud.The pa...Read the whole joke
376 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 Working in the garden
- |A prisioner in jail received a letter from his wife: "I have decided to plant some lettuce in the b...Read the whole joke
459 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 Getting a new deputy
- |The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer - who was not exactly the sharpest nail in the...Read the whole joke
439 Rating:0 | Voted:0
26 He's drunk at the bar
- |One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations. At...Read the whole joke
365 Rating:0 | Voted:0
27 Catching the shoplifter
- |A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store. "Listen...Read the whole joke
466 Rating:0 | Voted:0

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Red fire fighter
- |There are four wheels and eight men on a fire engine.Four and eight makes 12.There are 12 inches in...Read the whole joke
Police Jokes 839 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 Why the big fight?
- |A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight!Finally, the thugs subdued him and took h...Read the whole joke
Police Jokes 838 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Inspecting the truck
- |A young man was walking into town one day when a wood hauler gave him a ride.After traveling about ...Read the whole joke
Police Jokes 795 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 F.B.I. phone logs
- |The following is a direct quote from the Center for Strategic and International Studies report on G...Read the whole joke
Police Jokes 789 Rating:7 | Voted:7
5 A blonde detective
- |A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test their skill...Read the whole joke
Police Jokes 752 Rating:0 | Voted:0

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