| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Request before death
- |A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed."Have you any last requests? as...Read the whole joke |
755 |
 |
| 2 |
Warning all shoplifters
- |Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any...Read the whole joke |
691 |
|
| 3 |
Excuse for speeding
- |A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks for the driver's license, the driv...Read the whole joke |
787 |
|
| 4 |
Judge has some fun
- |A judge grew tired of seeing the same town drunk in front of his bench. One day the judge glared do...Read the whole joke |
750 |
|
| 5 |
Undercover detective
- |A tourist asks a man in uniform, "Are you a policeman?""No, I am an undercover detective.""So why a...Read the whole joke |
731 |
|
| 6 |
How fast was I going?
- |"When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.""You're wrong, officer, it's only my ...Read the whole joke |
741 |
|
| 7 |
Where is your wife?
- |On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fe...Read the whole joke |
811 |
|
| 8 |
Prison vs. full-time job
- |Prison life versus a full-time jobIn prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8' X 10' cell...Read the whole joke |
769 |
|
| 9 |
Time for the wedding
- |A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street."But officer," the man began,...Read the whole joke |
766 |
|
| 10 |
Go give us a donation
- |Traffic was backed up for miles, the police were going car to car. When they got to my car I asked ...Read the whole joke |
774 |
|
| 11 |
Breaking into a house
- |A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house th...Read the whole joke |
705 |
|
| 12 |
A test for being drunk
- |A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes.He goes up to the...Read the whole joke |
727 |
|
| 13 |
A prisoner with skills
- |Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the guards...Read the whole joke |
812 |
|
| 14 |
He is extremely drunk
- |Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the streets of D...Read the whole joke |
681 |
|
| 15 |
Try to catch the rabbit
- |The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they ar...Read the whole joke |
932 |
|
| 16 |
Rookie is on the job
- |A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call...Read the whole joke |
754 |
|
| 17 |
The reason for running
- |A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed unti...Read the whole joke |
684 |
|
| 18 |
Should have glasses
- |A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says "Lady, it says here that you should be w...Read the whole joke |
660 |
|
| 19 |
Dealing with a juggler
- |Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. "What are those knives doing i...Read the whole joke |
873 |
|
| 20 |
Getting in an accident
- |A Rabbi and a Priest are driving one day and, by a freak accident, have a head-on collision with tr...Read the whole joke |
661 |
|
| 21 |
Lost far from a home
- |A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie's house, and grandpa Morris gets out.The polite po...Read the whole joke |
763 |
|
| 22 |
Prison Versus Housewives
- |In prison, you get three square meals a day. At home, you cook three square meals a day and try to ...Read the whole joke |
709 |
|
| 23 |
Catch a drunk driver
- |Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud.The pa...Read the whole joke |
791 |
|
| 24 |
Working in the garden
- |A prisioner in jail received a letter from his wife: "I have decided to plant some lettuce in the b...Read the whole joke |
846 |
|
| 25 |
Getting a new deputy
- |The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer - who was not exactly the sharpest nail in the...Read the whole joke |
855 |
|
| 26 |
He's drunk at the bar
- |One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations. At...Read the whole joke |
754 |
|
| 27 |
Catching the shoplifter
- |A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store. "Listen...Read the whole joke |
868 |
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