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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park... - The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park. They went for a ride on the Ferris wheel. ...Read the whole joke |
821 |
 |
2 |
The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake... - The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake, and the waves that were beating on the shore were h...Read the whole joke |
845 |
 |
3 |
Gift tombstones - A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their wedding anniversary. The husband dec...Read the whole joke |
705 |
 |
4 |
The couple was dining out when the wife noticed... - The couple was dining out when the wife noticed a familiar face at the bar. "Elliot," she said, poin...Read the whole joke |
716 |
 |
5 |
I had it all - A man complaining to a friend: "I had it all - money, a beautiful house,a big car, the love of a bea...Read the whole joke |
717 |
 |
6 |
No change - Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:"Listen honey, why don't we have a few drink...Read the whole joke |
732 |
 |
7 |
Who am I? - Night. A sleeping couple is lying in a bed. Door bell rings. A couple wakes up.Woman: "Quick! My hus...Read the whole joke |
818 |
 |
8 |
A sad mourner - A man placed some flowers on the grave of his departed mother and started back for his car, parked o...Read the whole joke |
752 |
 |
9 |
A guy from weather bureau - Wife: Who was that on the phone?Husband: Wrong number. Some guy thought this was the weather bureau....Read the whole joke |
737 |
 |
10 |
A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife... - A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife in bed with another man. So he dragged...Read the whole joke |
761 |
 |
11 |
Paralyzed - A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor, when she suddenly yells ...Read the whole joke |
738 |
 |
12 |
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice... - A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step...Read the whole joke |
750 |
 |
13 |
So at the funeral home, the widow instructs... - Here's a sick one...So at the funeral home, the widow instructs the mortician to cut offher late hus...Read the whole joke |
733 |
 |
14 |
Larry's barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called... - Larry's barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurancecompany ...Susan: We had that bar...Read the whole joke |
714 |
 |
15 |
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today... - Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to takeyour pick?Son-in-law: No th...Read the whole joke |
809 |
 |
16 |
The wall clock - One day a wife complained, "This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell only seconds after...Read the whole joke |
706 |
 |
17 |
The office playboy had a date with an attractive young woman... - The office playboy had a date with an attractive young woman. The next day someone asked him how thi...Read the whole joke |
1778 |
 |
18 |
The most evil thing - "Cash, check or charge?" I asked after folding items the woman wished topurchase. As she fumbled for...Read the whole joke |
791 |
 |
19 |
A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond... - A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond. "It happens to be the third most famous...Read the whole joke |
747 |
 |
20 |
A woman and her lover are on the bed... - A woman and her lover are on the bed in the woman's home, whenall of a sudden, they hear the front d...Read the whole joke |
828 |
 |
21 |
Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side... - Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side, was at her weight-watchers meeting ."My husband i...Read the whole joke |
794 |
 |
22 |
You're not going to believe this! - A woman got a problem with her closet door - it was felling every time a bus was passing by. So she ...Read the whole joke |
713 |
 |
23 |
I used to not get on with my mother-in-law... - I used to not get on with my mother-in-law, but over the last few months I've developed quite an att...Read the whole joke |
705 |
 |
24 |
Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper? - Q. Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?A. Yes, if you wrap an iron in it....Read the whole joke |
767 |
 |
25 |
Fulfilling a promise - A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought hisashes home. Picking up the ...Read the whole joke |
734 |
 |
26 |
What was the first thing your husband said to you... - Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?A: He said, "Whe...Read the whole joke |
811 |
 |
27 |
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town... - Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town. "How'rethangs with y'all, Pete?" one asked."Not ...Read the whole joke |
825 |
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