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Title |
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1 |
Will the father be present during the birth? - "Will the father be present during the birth?"asked the obstetrician."Nah," replied the mother-to-be...Read the whole joke |
720 |
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2 |
Conversation over dinner - Conversation over dinner: WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again? MAN: De...Read the whole joke |
700 |
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3 |
Polygamy and... - A child at a Christian school was studying the early days of Mormonism in his class. He wrote on his...Read the whole joke |
667 |
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4 |
Foreplay - After the first week of sex education class, a young shapely teen stormed out of the room after the ...Read the whole joke |
778 |
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5 |
Hair on my chest - A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th anniversary. "HA!" he snorted. "The da...Read the whole joke |
767 |
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6 |
Old farmer Johnson was dying... - Old farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low voice he sad to his ...Read the whole joke |
817 |
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7 |
A girl runs home to her mother crying... - A girl runs home to her mother crying, "I can't marry Joe! He's an atheist! He doesn't believe in Go...Read the whole joke |
727 |
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8 |
What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws? - What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?Outlaws are wanted....Read the whole joke |
755 |
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9 |
A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child... - A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child. "Congratulations," said the nurse, "but don'...Read the whole joke |
839 |
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10 |
Generous woman - "I was in a very generous mood today," a woman says to her friend."I gave a poor beggar $25.""Thats ...Read the whole joke |
680 |
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11 |
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull? - How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?Marry her !Sent by Bob...Read the whole joke |
779 |
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12 |
A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband... - A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband in bed with a lady midget. Upset and fu...Read the whole joke |
815 |
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13 |
Punctuation marks - An English professor wrote the words, "woman without her man is a savage" on the blackboard and dire...Read the whole joke |
793 |
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14 |
One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy's car... - One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy's car in the girl's driveway. They began to get ...Read the whole joke |
778 |
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15 |
Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion... - Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion, and they haven't seen each other since graduation. T...Read the whole joke |
758 |
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16 |
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream... - A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream and asks his wife if she wants some."How hard i...Read the whole joke |
846 |
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17 |
A couple came upon a wishing well... - A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wi...Read the whole joke |
770 |
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18 |
Do clever men make good husbands? - NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?SAGE: Clever men don't BECOME husbands!...Read the whole joke |
722 |
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19 |
A wife went in to see a therapist and said... - A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem doctor" Every time we're in bed ...Read the whole joke |
696 |
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20 |
Married life is very frustrating... - Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listen...Read the whole joke |
759 |
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21 |
This fellow was screwing his best friend's wife when he... - This fellow was screwing his best friend's wife when he suddenly stopped and sat on the edge of the ...Read the whole joke |
809 |
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22 |
Could you please pass... - The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband's lusty advances on their wedding night and ...Read the whole joke |
778 |
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23 |
Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said... - Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said, "I want you to help me get a divorce. The Lawyer says O...Read the whole joke |
859 |
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24 |
A couple gets married, and thirty years later they're... - A couple gets married, and thirty years later they're in the same hotel, in the same room. She takes...Read the whole joke |
809 |
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25 |
A woman reported the disappearance of her husband... - A woman reported the disappearance of her husband to the police. The officer looked at the guy's pho...Read the whole joke |
881 |
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26 |
My wife converted me to religion... - Moe: My wife converted me to religion.Joe: Really?Moe: Yes. Until I married her I didn't believe in ...Read the whole joke |
739 |
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27 |
One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed... - One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse slowly drive by. Following the firs...Read the whole joke |
717 |
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