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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
- Q: What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?A: Nothing, you already told the bitch twice....Read the whole joke |
850 |
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| 2 |
Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?
- Q: Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?A: Bachelors come home, check to see what's in the fr...Read the whole joke |
760 |
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| 3 |
Brand new
- A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch.Writhing in agony, he falls...Read the whole joke |
764 |
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| 4 |
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks...
- On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks:Guy: Can I come up for a cup of coffee?Girl: Act...Read the whole joke |
670 |
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| 5 |
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper...
- A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning. Suddenly,he is knocked almost sensel...Read the whole joke |
733 |
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| 6 |
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting...
- My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting.She's very lovely, but is best appreci...Read the whole joke |
805 |
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| 7 |
Just like my wife
- A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman sea...Read the whole joke |
785 |
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| 8 |
Perfectly healthy
- "Doctor," the embarrassed man said, "I have a sexual problem. I can't getit up for my wife anymore."...Read the whole joke |
885 |
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| 9 |
A different father
- A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary. The o...Read the whole joke |
741 |
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| 10 |
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole...
- Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like forever. He'd waggle, look down, ...Read the whole joke |
762 |
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| 11 |
Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day...
- Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day. Sothey set off and are seeing lots of animal...Read the whole joke |
715 |
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| 12 |
Where are my pyjamas?
- A man calls his wife and says to her, "Honey, I just got the chance of alifetime to go on a week-lon...Read the whole joke |
781 |
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| 13 |
Harry and his wife are driving in the country...
- Harry and his wife are driving in the country when he sees a sign that says, "Cow For Sale...$5000."...Read the whole joke |
790 |
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| 14 |
Watch out!
- A funeral service is being held in a church for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the...Read the whole joke |
742 |
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| 15 |
After the fall in Garden of Eden...
- After the fall in Garden of Eden, Adam was walking with his sons Cain andAbel. They passed by the ru...Read the whole joke |
721 |
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| 16 |
If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen...
- Q: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nagat you, what have you done wrong? A: Made her ...Read the whole joke |
747 |
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| 17 |
Groundhog Day
- "I bet you don't know what day this is", said the wife toher husband as he made his way out the fron...Read the whole joke |
744 |
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| 18 |
Job well done
- A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel fortheir 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on...Read the whole joke |
837 |
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| 19 |
I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months...
- I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her....Read the whole joke |
648 |
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| 20 |
Jon left for a two day business trip to Chicago...
- Jon left for a two day business trip to Chicago. He was only afew blocks away from his house when h...Read the whole joke |
769 |
|
| 21 |
The local courtroom was packed as testimony began...
- The local courtroom was packed as testimony began in thesentencing hearing of a woman convicted of m...Read the whole joke |
744 |
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| 22 |
A horrible curse
- An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can removea "Curse" he has been living with for the l...Read the whole joke |
760 |
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| 23 |
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife...
- A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in- law. One evening, while still deep in ...Read the whole joke |
788 |
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| 24 |
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks...
- Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks, "Where ya going boy?"The son smiled and replied, "...Read the whole joke |
729 |
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| 25 |
A regular Friday night poker game...
- A regular Friday night poker game was still going strongwell after midnight when one of the players ...Read the whole joke |
789 |
|
| 26 |
It was their first date...
- It was their first date, and she'd shown the patience of a saint as he babbled on and on about his h...Read the whole joke |
870 |
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| 27 |
Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo...
- Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo on the way to their honeymoon boat cruise. The husban...Read the whole joke |
699 |
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