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Relationships Jokes

#	Title	Hits
1	What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? - Q: What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?A: Nothing, you already told the bitch twice....Read the whole joke	807
2	Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat? - Q: Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?A: Bachelors come home, check to see what's in the fr...Read the whole joke	721
3	Brand new - A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch.Writhing in agony, he falls...Read the whole joke	722
4	On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks... - On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks:Guy: Can I come up for a cup of coffee?Girl: Act...Read the whole joke	628
5	A man sat quietly reading his morning paper... - A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning. Suddenly,he is knocked almost sensel...Read the whole joke	688
6	My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting... - My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting.She's very lovely, but is best appreci...Read the whole joke	764
7	Just like my wife - A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman sea...Read the whole joke	747
8	Perfectly healthy - "Doctor," the embarrassed man said, "I have a sexual problem. I can't getit up for my wife anymore."...Read the whole joke	846
9	A different father - A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary. The o...Read the whole joke	704
10	Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole... - Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like forever. He'd waggle, look down, ...Read the whole joke	721
11	Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day... - Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day. Sothey set off and are seeing lots of animal...Read the whole joke	671
12	Where are my pyjamas? - A man calls his wife and says to her, "Honey, I just got the chance of alifetime to go on a week-lon...Read the whole joke	740
13	Harry and his wife are driving in the country... - Harry and his wife are driving in the country when he sees a sign that says, "Cow For Sale...$5000."...Read the whole joke	746
14	Watch out! - A funeral service is being held in a church for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the...Read the whole joke	699
15	After the fall in Garden of Eden... - After the fall in Garden of Eden, Adam was walking with his sons Cain andAbel. They passed by the ru...Read the whole joke	680
16	If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen... - Q: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nagat you, what have you done wrong? A: Made her ...Read the whole joke	702
17	Groundhog Day - "I bet you don't know what day this is", said the wife toher husband as he made his way out the fron...Read the whole joke	700
18	Job well done - A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel fortheir 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on...Read the whole joke	798
19	I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months... - I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her....Read the whole joke	607
20	Jon left for a two day business trip to Chicago... - Jon left for a two day business trip to Chicago. He was only afew blocks away from his house when h...Read the whole joke	725
21	The local courtroom was packed as testimony began... - The local courtroom was packed as testimony began in thesentencing hearing of a woman convicted of m...Read the whole joke	702
22	A horrible curse - An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can removea "Curse" he has been living with for the l...Read the whole joke	719
23	A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife... - A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in- law. One evening, while still deep in ...Read the whole joke	750
24	Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks... - Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks, "Where ya going boy?"The son smiled and replied, "...Read the whole joke	688
25	A regular Friday night poker game... - A regular Friday night poker game was still going strongwell after midnight when one of the players ...Read the whole joke	746
26	It was their first date... - It was their first date, and she'd shown the patience of a saint as he babbled on and on about his h...Read the whole joke	828
27	Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo... - Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo on the way to their honeymoon boat cruise. The husban...Read the whole joke	655

#	Title	Category	Hits
1	A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night... - A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and shoves an aspirin down his wife's thr...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	2948
2	The office playboy had a date with an attractive young woman... - The office playboy had a date with an attractive young woman. The next day someone asked him how thi...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	1691
3	I'll never forget the first time I saw my husband... - I'll never forget the first time I saw my husband, He was standing on a hill, his hair blowing in th...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	1560
4	On inheritance - A little boy went up to his father and asked:"Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?"The f...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	1463
5	Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu... - Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu. My fiancee' called andvolunteered to come over and f...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	1410

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