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Relationships Jokes

# Title Hits Rating
1 What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
- Q: What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?A: Nothing, you already told the bitch twice....Read the whole joke
424 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?
- Q: Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?A: Bachelors come home, check to see what's in the fr...Read the whole joke
351 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Brand new
- A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch.Writhing in agony, he falls...Read the whole joke
348 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks...
- On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks:Guy: Can I come up for a cup of coffee?Girl: Act...Read the whole joke
288 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 A man sat quietly reading his morning paper...
- A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning. Suddenly,he is knocked almost sensel...Read the whole joke
315 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting...
- My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting.She's very lovely, but is best appreci...Read the whole joke
395 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 Just like my wife
- A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman sea...Read the whole joke
349 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 Perfectly healthy
- "Doctor," the embarrassed man said, "I have a sexual problem. I can't getit up for my wife anymore."...Read the whole joke
476 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 A different father
- A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary. The o...Read the whole joke
350 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole...
- Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like forever. He'd waggle, look down, ...Read the whole joke
322 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day...
- Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day. Sothey set off and are seeing lots of animal...Read the whole joke
309 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 Where are my pyjamas?
- A man calls his wife and says to her, "Honey, I just got the chance of alifetime to go on a week-lon...Read the whole joke
384 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 Harry and his wife are driving in the country...
- Harry and his wife are driving in the country when he sees a sign that says, "Cow For Sale...$5000."...Read the whole joke
399 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 Watch out!
- A funeral service is being held in a church for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the...Read the whole joke
320 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 After the fall in Garden of Eden...
- After the fall in Garden of Eden, Adam was walking with his sons Cain andAbel. They passed by the ru...Read the whole joke
310 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen...
- Q: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nagat you, what have you done wrong? A: Made her ...Read the whole joke
333 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 Groundhog Day
- "I bet you don't know what day this is", said the wife toher husband as he made his way out the fron...Read the whole joke
329 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 Job well done
- A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel fortheir 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on...Read the whole joke
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19 I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months...
- I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her....Read the whole joke
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20 Jon left for a two day business trip to Chicago...
- Jon left for a two day business trip to Chicago. He was only afew blocks away from his house when h...Read the whole joke
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21 The local courtroom was packed as testimony began...
- The local courtroom was packed as testimony began in thesentencing hearing of a woman convicted of m...Read the whole joke
326 Rating:0 | Voted:0
22 A horrible curse
- An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can removea "Curse" he has been living with for the l...Read the whole joke
351 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife...
- A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in- law. One evening, while still deep in ...Read the whole joke
369 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks...
- Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks, "Where ya going boy?"The son smiled and replied, "...Read the whole joke
330 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 A regular Friday night poker game...
- A regular Friday night poker game was still going strongwell after midnight when one of the players ...Read the whole joke
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26 It was their first date...
- It was their first date, and she'd shown the patience of a saint as he babbled on and on about his h...Read the whole joke
443 Rating:0 | Voted:0
27 Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo...
- Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo on the way to their honeymoon boat cruise. The husban...Read the whole joke
301 Rating:0 | Voted:0

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 The office playboy had a date with an attractive young woman...
- The office playboy had a date with an attractive young woman. The next day someone asked him how thi...Read the whole joke
Relationships Jokes 1069 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 On inheritance
- A little boy went up to his father and asked:"Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?"The f...Read the whole joke
Relationships Jokes 851 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 I'll never forget the first time I saw my husband...
- I'll never forget the first time I saw my husband, He was standing on a hill, his hair blowing in th...Read the whole joke
Relationships Jokes 842 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu...
- Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu. My fiancee' called andvolunteered to come over and f...Read the whole joke
Relationships Jokes 800 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 Wife-taming method
- Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to theother and says, "You know, I don...Read the whole joke
Relationships Jokes 775 Rating:0 | Voted:0

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