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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob...
- On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob decided to forego a big party and t...Read the whole joke |
753 |
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| 2 |
Miles Dobson was away from home on business...
- Miles Dobson was away from home on business in another city. When he called home, his wife told him,...Read the whole joke |
808 |
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| 3 |
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday...
- My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday. How is she now ? She's fine. But, the do...Read the whole joke |
696 |
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| 4 |
This fellow dies and goes to heaven...
- This fellow dies and goes to heaven. God offers to answer three questions.guy: "Why are girls so pre...Read the whole joke |
719 |
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| 5 |
A cure for atheism
- A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriendhad proposed but she had turned him dow...Read the whole joke |
811 |
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| 6 |
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than...
- Why do women pay more attention to their appearance thanto improving their minds? Because most men a...Read the whole joke |
709 |
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| 7 |
It's a sin
- "I've had it with my wife." said the one drinking buddy to the other. "I'm filing for an divorce.""S...Read the whole joke |
913 |
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| 8 |
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for...
- A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. A friend of his said, "I thought she w...Read the whole joke |
781 |
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| 9 |
The young immigrant couple had just left the...
- The young immigrant couple had just left the courthouse after being sworn in as American citizens."I...Read the whole joke |
793 |
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| 10 |
Daddy, where did I come from?
- "Daddy?" the kid asked his father. "Where did I come from?""Ask your mother," he replied."I did," th...Read the whole joke |
716 |
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| 11 |
A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night...
- A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and shoves an aspirin down his wife's thr...Read the whole joke |
2947 |
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| 12 |
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed...
- A bloke came home and found his missus in bed with three blokes."Hello, hello, hello!" he screamed a...Read the whole joke |
1021 |
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| 13 |
Why is it so hard for women to find kind, sweet...
- Why is it so hard for women to find kind, sweet,sensitive men in this world?Because they already hav...Read the whole joke |
669 |
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| 14 |
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says...
- A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?"The girl says, "I don't like...Read the whole joke |
780 |
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| 15 |
John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling...
- John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling. The pastor gets up and hugs Mary, and sits...Read the whole joke |
785 |
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| 16 |
Three acurate guesses
- One of the bachelors in the apartment development sneaked upbehind an older woman, covered her eyes ...Read the whole joke |
733 |
|
| 17 |
The angry wife met her husband at the door...
- The angry wife met her husband at the door. His breath stunk ofalcohol and his face was plastered w...Read the whole joke |
714 |
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| 18 |
A man answers the phone and has the following...
- A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: "Yes, mother, I've had a hard day. Glady...Read the whole joke |
810 |
|
| 19 |
What did I do?
- "Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me?"she said looking lovingly into her husband...Read the whole joke |
700 |
|
| 20 |
Two mates are having a chat over a beer...
- Two mates are having a chat over a beer."Do you like sheilas with bad body odour and bad breath?"one...Read the whole joke |
855 |
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| 21 |
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says...
- Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, "My wife isn't as much fun as she used to be."The m...Read the whole joke |
774 |
|
| 22 |
A man was complaining to a friend...
- A man was complaining to a friend."I had it all. Money, a beautiful house, a BIG car, the love of a ...Read the whole joke |
685 |
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| 23 |
Barry took a girl out on her first date...
- Barry took a girl out on her first date. When they pulled off into a secluded area around midnight, ...Read the whole joke |
865 |
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| 24 |
How about a bridal?
- "We'd like a room, please," the bloke said, nodding toward his misses. "We were married this morning...Read the whole joke |
718 |
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| 25 |
When Joe's wife ran away with his car, his money and...
- When Joe's wife ran away with his car, his money and his best friend, he got so depressed that his d...Read the whole joke |
878 |
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| 26 |
Got something
- "Get this." said the bloke to his mates, "Last night while I was down the pub with you guys, a burgl...Read the whole joke |
811 |
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| 27 |
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
- How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Three. one to screw in the lightbulb, and anothe...Read the whole joke |
770 |
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