| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Guess what?
- Guess what? You're pregnant!...Read the whole joke |
831 |
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| 2 |
The handsome American strode into a department store in Paris...
- The handsome American strode into a department store in Paris,France, and headed straight for the li...Read the whole joke |
746 |
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| 3 |
The CIA was recruiting for a top secret assignment...
- The CIA was recruiting for a top secret assignment. They weredown to three recruits, two men and one...Read the whole joke |
701 |
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| 4 |
A rural Frenchman was on trial...
- A rural Frenchman was on trial for killing his wife whenhe found her with a neighbor. Upon being ask...Read the whole joke |
727 |
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| 5 |
Two wives were airing their troubles...
- Two wives were airing their troubles:"I'd like to get a divorce," said the first."My husband and I j...Read the whole joke |
721 |
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| 6 |
Are you going to take her?
- Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern: Yes, indeed. I just ca...Read the whole joke |
725 |
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| 7 |
A man called the undertaker one afternoon...
- A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed: "Come and bury my wife.""But I buried your wif...Read the whole joke |
784 |
|
| 8 |
The young playboy took a blind date to an...
- The young playboy took a blind date to an amusementpark. They went for a ride on the Ferris wheel. T...Read the whole joke |
669 |
|
| 9 |
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right...
- A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in thecrotch. Writhing in agony, he falls...Read the whole joke |
789 |
|
| 10 |
Golf lessons
- A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them areplaying like they want to, so they ...Read the whole joke |
774 |
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| 11 |
On their wedding night the husband was so self...
- On their wedding night the husband was so self - conscious about the smallness of his penis that bef...Read the whole joke |
764 |
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| 12 |
Do you know why single women cannot fart?
- Do you know why single women can't fart? Because, they don't get assholes untill they get marri...Read the whole joke |
653 |
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| 13 |
There was this boy in high school that was what you would call...
- There was this boy in high school that was what you wouldconsider a nerd. Anyway he had his own lab ...Read the whole joke |
752 |
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| 14 |
Science alert
- Science alertScientists have just discovered something that cando the work of five men: a woman....Read the whole joke |
693 |
|
| 15 |
Why did God create man first?
- Why did God create man first? So he wouldn't have to be told how to do it....Read the whole joke |
714 |
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| 16 |
A pregnant woman is about to give birth...
- A pregnant woman is about to give birth. The doctor has her on thedelivery table, legs up in the sti...Read the whole joke |
771 |
|
| 17 |
I married Miss Right...
- I married Miss Right.I just didn't know her first name was Always....Read the whole joke |
664 |
|
| 18 |
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you...
- If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you,what have you usually done wrong? Made he...Read the whole joke |
786 |
|
| 19 |
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite...
- So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite,he was really having a difficult time. The kite ...Read the whole joke |
704 |
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| 20 |
What dreams mean
- After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamedthat you gave me a pearl necklace for Va...Read the whole joke |
792 |
|
| 21 |
Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married...
- Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married. Every month the centerfold i...Read the whole joke |
727 |
|
| 22 |
A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises...
- A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises frominside the aprtment, walks inside to fin...Read the whole joke |
797 |
|
| 23 |
Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children...
- Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children were gatheredaround him. Suddenly the aroma of c...Read the whole joke |
711 |
|
| 24 |
A man calls his family doctor...
- A man calls his family doctor:man: Doctor, for the last week my wife has thought that she was a rabb...Read the whole joke |
765 |
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| 25 |
Is this really your third marriage?
- Is this really your third marriage? Sure is. What happened to your first two wives? They d...Read the whole joke |
719 |
|
| 26 |
Why is a bride always smiling as she walks down the aisle at her wedding?
- Why is a bride always smiling as she walks down the aisle at her wedding? No more blowjobs....Read the whole joke |
739 |
|
| 27 |
On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were having...
- On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were havingtrouble picking suitable outfits. Afte...Read the whole joke |
893 |
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