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Title |
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1 |
A man had a flat tire on a very cold winter day... - A man had a flat tire on a very cold winter day. He told his girlfriend he'd have it fixed in no tim...Read the whole joke |
819 |
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2 |
A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to... - A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to find herhusband in bed with a lovely yo...Read the whole joke |
917 |
 |
3 |
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes? - What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes ? Nothing, you told her twice....Read the whole joke |
760 |
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4 |
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthday surprise... - A married man thought he would give his wife a birthdaysurprise by buying her a bra. He entered a la...Read the whole joke |
700 |
 |
5 |
A man and wife entered a... - A man and wife entered a dentist's office.The Wife said, "I want a tooth pulled. Idon't want gas or ...Read the whole joke |
699 |
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6 |
John receives a phone call... - John receives a phone call. "Hello," he answers. The voiceon the ot other end says, "This is Susan. ...Read the whole joke |
733 |
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7 |
A fair offer - One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had movedinto the house next door. He was also quick t...Read the whole joke |
732 |
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8 |
Bill and Bob met at the club for their weekly golf game... - Bill and Bob met at the club for their weekly golf game.And for the third week in a row, it was rain...Read the whole joke |
766 |
 |
9 |
Husband: I do not know why you wear a bra... - Husband: I don't know why you wear a bra, you've got nothing to put in it?Wife: You wear briefs, don...Read the whole joke |
735 |
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10 |
What are the three words you do not want to hear while making love? - She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense of humor....Read the whole joke |
757 |
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11 |
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body? - She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense of humor....Read the whole joke |
718 |
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12 |
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a womans sex drive by 90 percent. - Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90 percent. Wedding cak...Read the whole joke |
765 |
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13 |
The last request - Father O'Grady was saying his goodbyes to the parishionersafter his Sunday morning service as he alw...Read the whole joke |
739 |
 |
14 |
A farmer and his girlfriend... - A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a strollin the fields when they came across a cow and acalf...Read the whole joke |
740 |
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15 |
Small World - Two men are having an awfully slow round ofgolf because the two ladies in front of themmanaged to ge...Read the whole joke |
734 |
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16 |
Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives... - Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives. "Does your wife ever ... well, you kno...Read the whole joke |
749 |
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17 |
Suffering - A young couple on the brink of divorce visit a marriage counselor. The counselor asks the wife about...Read the whole joke |
744 |
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18 |
A young couple were married and celebrated their first night... - A young couple were married and celebrated their first nighttogether, doing what newlyweds do, time ...Read the whole joke |
662 |
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19 |
The room was full of pregnant ladies... - The room was full of pregnant ladies and their partners, and the Lamaze class was in full swing. Th...Read the whole joke |
770 |
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20 |
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning? - What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning? -Sends him to work....Read the whole joke |
721 |
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21 |
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctors office... - A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.After the check-up, the doctor took the wife ...Read the whole joke |
673 |
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22 |
I got home from work last night... - I got home from work last night and said to my wife, "You are a one"She said "What do you mean, I am...Read the whole joke |
759 |
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23 |
One more thing like that - "Great, just what I need," she moaned as he broughthome a new microwave oven. "One more thing that h...Read the whole joke |
685 |
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24 |
She: Do you think of me when... - She: "Do you think of me when you're away darling?"He: "Yes honey, I always bare you in mind."...Read the whole joke |
749 |
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25 |
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting... - Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting forMaria to get ready for their date. She came outof the ...Read the whole joke |
738 |
 |
26 |
A young couple gets married, and the groom... - A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his brideif he can have a dresser drawer of his own ...Read the whole joke |
913 |
 |
27 |
The three stages of sex in marriage. - The tri stages of sex in marriage- 1.Tri-weekly 2.Try-weekly 3.Try-weakly...Read the whole joke |
681 |
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