|Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to theother and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I gohome after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before Iget to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. Itake my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, Iget undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakesup and yells at me for staying out so late!" His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking thewrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, rub my handson my wife's butt and say, 'Hey honey, wanna fool around?' ....and she'salways sound asleep."