Elderly Jokes, Funny Jokes

. . : Elderly Jokes, Funny Jokes : : .

. : : Menu : : .

> Joke Categories:

Animal Jokes Animal World April Fools Jokes At Work Jokes Aviation Jokes Bar Jokes Blonde Jokes Blonds Jokes Business Jokes Camping Jokes Celebrities Jokes Children Jokes Christmas Jokes Clean Jokes Comedian Jokes Common Jokes Computer Jokes Computers Jokes Computing Jokes Dirty Jokes Doctor Jokes Drunks Jokes Dumb Jokes Elderly Jokes Elderly Jokes Ethnic Jokes Ethnical Jokes Farming Jokes Festival Jokes Food Jokes Foreigners Free Jokes Funny Jokes Gender Jokes Golf Jokes Instrument Jokes Irish Jokes Job/Office Jokes Kids Jokes Language Jokes Lawyer Jokes Legal Jokes Marriage Jokes Medicine Jokes Men Jokes Men Jokes Military Jokes Miscellaneous Mixed Jokes Mom/Dad Jokes Other Jokes Ouch Jokes Police Jokes Political Jokes Politics Jokes Practical Jokes Real Jokes Red Indian Jokes Redneck Jokes Relationships Jokes Religion Jokes School Jokes Science Jokes More Jokes Situations Sport Jokes Sports Jokes Stats/Math Jokes Travel Jokes Travel Jokes War Jokes Women Jokes Women Jokes Yo Mama Jokes Sex Jokes

Elderly Jokes

#	Title	Hits
1	Seventy year old George went for his annual physical... - Seventy year old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came back with great results....Read the whole joke	767
2	Partial Dosage - Partial DosageAn elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked thepharmacist for Viagra. ...Read the whole joke	659
3	Too much attention - One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother toa nursing home and leaves her, hoping she ...Read the whole joke	764
4	An old lady lived by herself in a small house... - An old lady lived by herself in a small house in a small town. One day she went to the local grocer...Read the whole joke	657
5	Don't Forget! - An 80-year-old couple were having problems remembering things, so theydecided to go to their doctor ...Read the whole joke	864
6	A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse... - A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse. He got out and knocked at the door. A very old woman ...Read the whole joke	689
7	Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test... - Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test. Thedoctor says to the first man, "What is thr...Read the whole joke	649
8	THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE... - THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE; GERTRUDE, SOPHIA, AND HARRIET. GERTRU...Read the whole joke	861
9	Here is this guy who really takes care of his body... - Here is this guy who really takes care of his body,he lifts weights and jogs five miles every day.On...Read the whole joke	742
10	An old man and an old woman were sitting... - An old man and an old woman were sitting at the breakfasttable on the morning of their 50th wedding ...Read the whole joke	804
11	The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife... - The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife wereshopping in an upscale jewelry boutique when th...Read the whole joke	690
12	One day an older fella was in for a checkup... - One day an older fella was in for a checkup.After his examination, his doctor was amazed."Holy cow! ...Read the whole joke	822
13	Is it worth it? - Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow. "How old w...Read the whole joke	751
14	There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment... - There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment.One day he went shopping, his first ...Read the whole joke	771
15	An old retired man goes to his wife one day... - An old retired man goes to his wife one day, and says to her, "I don't know how to tell you this dea...Read the whole joke	736
16	An elderly couple, living apart... - An elderly couple, living apart, had been datingfor several years. One day Elmer said to Betsy,"We s...Read the whole joke	682
17	How do old people have oral sex? - How do old people have oral sex? They talk about it....Read the whole joke	736
18	An old man and an old lady are getting... - An old man and an old lady are gettingready for bed one night when all of asudden the woman bursts o...Read the whole joke	693
19	An old man is sitting on the park bench crying... - An old man is sitting on the park bench crying. Another oldman sits down next to him and says, "Mist...Read the whole joke	670
20	Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front... - Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front, husbands inback. Herb says to Sam, "Gee, we w...Read the whole joke	777
21	A couple, age 67, went to the doctors office... - A couple, age 67, went to the doctor's office. The doctor asked, "What canI do for you?"The man said...Read the whole joke	875
22	Three old ladies are walking down the street... - Three old ladies are walking down the street. They are hard of hearing.One: Whew, it's windy today!T...Read the whole joke	774
23	A work of art - A tiny but dignified old lady was among a group looking at an art exhibition in a newly opened galle...Read the whole joke	753
24	A little old lady gets onto a crowded bus... - A little old lady gets onto a crowded bus and stands in front of a seated young girl. Holding her ha...Read the whole joke	906
25	There was an old married couple that had happily... - There was an old married couple that had happily lived together for nearly forty years. The only f...Read the whole joke	776
26	You Can Never Really Go Back - You Can Never Really Go Back There was this couple who had been married for 50 years. They were ...Read the whole joke	716
27	An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon... - An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon. They were in bed getting ready...Read the whole joke	679

#	Title	Category	Hits
1	An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home... - An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home. One day he went into thenurses' office and informe...Read the whole joke	Elderly Jokes	1714
2	Sweet, Sweet Road Rage - An elderly lady was stopped to pull into a parking space when a youngman in his new red Mercedes wen...Read the whole joke	Elderly Jokes	1437
3	Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70... - Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70.When his wife was asked if she minded, she answ...Read the whole joke	Elderly Jokes	1412
4	An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship... - An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holdingher hat on tight, so that it would...Read the whole joke	Elderly Jokes	1409
5	A little old lady walked into the bank... - A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed a small check, and started out. Passing the armed gua...Read the whole joke	Elderly Jokes	1388

Render: 0.015 Sec ¦ By AhmBay