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Elderly Jokes

# Title Hits Rating
1 Seventy year old George went for his annual physical...
- Seventy year old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came back with great results....Read the whole joke
362 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 Partial Dosage
- Partial DosageAn elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked thepharmacist for Viagra. ...Read the whole joke
278 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Too much attention
- One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother toa nursing home and leaves her, hoping she ...Read the whole joke
383 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 An old lady lived by herself in a small house...
- An old lady lived by herself in a small house in a small town. One day she went to the local grocer...Read the whole joke
279 Rating:0 | Voted:8
5 Don't Forget!
- An 80-year-old couple were having problems remembering things, so theydecided to go to their doctor ...Read the whole joke
456 Rating:0 | Voted:6
6 A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse...
- A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse. He got out and knocked at the door. A very old woman ...Read the whole joke
294 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test...
- Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test. Thedoctor says to the first man, "What is thr...Read the whole joke
263 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE...
- THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE; GERTRUDE, SOPHIA, AND HARRIET. GERTRU...Read the whole joke
452 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 Here is this guy who really takes care of his body...
- Here is this guy who really takes care of his body,he lifts weights and jogs five miles every day.On...Read the whole joke
369 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 An old man and an old woman were sitting...
- An old man and an old woman were sitting at the breakfasttable on the morning of their 50th wedding ...Read the whole joke
412 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife...
- The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife wereshopping in an upscale jewelry boutique when th...Read the whole joke
295 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 One day an older fella was in for a checkup...
- One day an older fella was in for a checkup.After his examination, his doctor was amazed."Holy cow! ...Read the whole joke
425 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 Is it worth it?
- Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow. "How old w...Read the whole joke
360 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment...
- There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment.One day he went shopping, his first ...Read the whole joke
358 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 An old retired man goes to his wife one day...
- An old retired man goes to his wife one day, and says to her, "I don't know how to tell you this dea...Read the whole joke
346 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 An elderly couple, living apart...
- An elderly couple, living apart, had been datingfor several years. One day Elmer said to Betsy,"We s...Read the whole joke
295 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 How do old people have oral sex?
- How do old people have oral sex? They talk about it....Read the whole joke
357 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 An old man and an old lady are getting...
- An old man and an old lady are gettingready for bed one night when all of asudden the woman bursts o...Read the whole joke
308 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 An old man is sitting on the park bench crying...
- An old man is sitting on the park bench crying. Another oldman sits down next to him and says, "Mist...Read the whole joke
296 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front...
- Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front, husbands inback. Herb says to Sam, "Gee, we w...Read the whole joke
345 Rating:0 | Voted:0
21 A couple, age 67, went to the doctors office...
- A couple, age 67, went to the doctor's office. The doctor asked, "What canI do for you?"The man said...Read the whole joke
452 Rating:0 | Voted:0
22 Three old ladies are walking down the street...
- Three old ladies are walking down the street. They are hard of hearing.One: Whew, it's windy today!T...Read the whole joke
381 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 A work of art
- A tiny but dignified old lady was among a group looking at an art exhibition in a newly opened galle...Read the whole joke
379 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 A little old lady gets onto a crowded bus...
- A little old lady gets onto a crowded bus and stands in front of a seated young girl. Holding her ha...Read the whole joke
514 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 There was an old married couple that had happily...
- There was an old married couple that had happily lived together for nearly forty years. The only f...Read the whole joke
372 Rating:0 | Voted:0
26 You Can Never Really Go Back
- You Can Never Really Go Back There was this couple who had been married for 50 years. They were ...Read the whole joke
324 Rating:0 | Voted:0
27 An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon...
- An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon. They were in bed getting ready...Read the whole joke
309 Rating:0 | Voted:0

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home...
- An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home. One day he went into thenurses' office and informe...Read the whole joke
Elderly Jokes 1049 Rating:10 | Voted:1
2 Sweet, Sweet Road Rage
- An elderly lady was stopped to pull into a parking space when a youngman in his new red Mercedes wen...Read the whole joke
Elderly Jokes 774 Rating:8 | Voted:1
3 Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70...
- Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70.When his wife was asked if she minded, she answ...Read the whole joke
Elderly Jokes 768 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship...
- An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holdingher hat on tight, so that it would...Read the whole joke
Elderly Jokes 766 Rating:8 | Voted:1
5 A little old lady walked into the bank...
- A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed a small check, and started out. Passing the armed gua...Read the whole joke
Elderly Jokes 756 Rating:0 | Voted:0

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