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Military Jokes

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1 China blames America
- |China blames U.S. for second mid-air collision!Beijing (Reuters) - Chinese officials have stated th...Read the whole joke
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2 Battles on the sea
- |The following is supposedly a true story relating to a United States shipping company.THE U.S. ship...Read the whole joke
303 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Chinese learned this
- |Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into a United States plane ...Read the whole joke
327 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 How Army policy began
- |This is Army policy all begins... Start with a cage containing five apes. In the cage, hang a banan...Read the whole joke
474 Rating:0 | Voted:10
5 Military traditions
- |Top Holiday Traditions In The Military9. Gluing Santa beard to your gas mask8. Roasting chestnuts w...Read the whole joke
345 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 Apologizing to China
- |Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into a United States plane ...Read the whole joke
391 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 New submarine Ensign
- |The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he'd dreamed of working since a young boy.He was trying ...Read the whole joke
315 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 A young naval student
- |A young naval student was being put through the paces by an old sea captain. "What would you do if ...Read the whole joke
421 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 Finish overseas tour
- |A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when he was given an opport...Read the whole joke
350 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 Soldier stands guard
- |A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were clear. No car was to enter unles...Read the whole joke
319 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 Strange new battles
- |Seems there was a young soldier, who, just before battle, told his sergeant that he didn't have a r...Read the whole joke
347 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 His military etiquette
- |Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: That's no way to ...Read the whole joke
384 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 Misunderstanding terms
- |One reason the Services have trouble operating jointly is that they don't speak the same language. ...Read the whole joke
413 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 Piloting your plane
- |An F-111 was flying escort with a B-52 and generally making a nuisance of himself by flying rolls a...Read the whole joke
431 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 Historic Custer battle
- |The following are supposedly true headlines that have appeared in papers during the war.Some Leadin...Read the whole joke
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16 Daddy is going to war
- |The 1982 Israeli invasion of Lebanon resulted in many dogfights between Syrian and Israeli jet figh...Read the whole joke
362 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 Give us new missiles
- |The 1982 Israeli invasion of Lebanon resulted in many dogfights between Syrian and Israeli jet figh...Read the whole joke
503 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 Army needs new recruits
- |Top Ways The Army Is Trying To Boost Recruiting8. Military transport flights now earn you Delta fre...Read the whole joke
334 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 Marines and the police
- |The following is supposedly a true story relating a situation that actually occurred in Los Angeles...Read the whole joke
364 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 Indian chief's signal
- |An Indian chief is driving his Cadillac somewhere at Nevada. Suddenly his car gets broken. He exami...Read the whole joke
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21 Give chocolate pudding
- |First soldier: "Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?"Second soldier: "No way, Jose!"First sold...Read the whole joke
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22 Commanding the dumb
- |As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor said, "All right...Read the whole joke
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23 New weapon Chicken Gun
- |Flash - New Weapon in America's Arsenal - Dubbed 'The Chicken Gun'Senate majority leader Howard H. ...Read the whole joke
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24 Lease nuclear weapons
- |Lease a Nuke!Want power and respect? Want to influence the course of world events? Want to be on CN...Read the whole joke
323 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 Landing at a hidden military base
- |You've all heard of the Air Force's ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply ...Read the whole joke
336 Rating:0 | Voted:0
26 Practical joke on his ex-girlfriend
- |The soldier serving in Hong Kong was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote breaking off their engag...Read the whole joke
377 Rating:0 | Voted:0
27 Reward these soldiers for their work
- |A British General had sent some of his men off to fight for their country in the Falkland Island Cr...Read the whole joke
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# Title Category Hits Rating
1 I am still falling
- |A ranger outfit was having training in mountain climbing. One of the men slipped and began falling ...Read the whole joke
Military Jokes 855 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 Soldiers in Heaven
- |Little Willie asked his mother: "Mamma, don't soldiers ever go to heaven?""Of course they do!" prot...Read the whole joke
Military Jokes 851 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 High military ranks
- |When little Reggie was inducted into the Army, he was advised to act tough."That's the only way to ...Read the whole joke
Military Jokes 830 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Speak more precisely
- |Two young soldiers were exchanging their experiences of the service in the Army. "My sergeants are ...Read the whole joke
Military Jokes 824 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 Convince these students
- |An Army recruiter delivered a windy pep talk to encourage a group of college students to join the V...Read the whole joke
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