| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
A prostitute goes to the hospital to visit a colleague...
- A prostitute goes to the hospital to visit a colleague who is about to have a heart transplant. She'...Read the whole joke |
793 |
 |
| 2 |
A young kid's in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded...
- A young kid's in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded on a tropical island. For twenty years he neve...Read the whole joke |
694 |
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| 3 |
Did you know there are serial number on condoms?
- Did you know there are serial number on condoms.........No?.I guess you didn't roll them down far en...Read the whole joke |
726 |
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| 4 |
Why do women fake orgasms?
- Why do women fake orgasms?Because men fake foreplay....Read the whole joke |
698 |
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| 5 |
Why are women like snow flakes?
- Why are women like snow flakes?? They are all beautiful. They are all different. ...Read the whole joke |
782 |
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| 6 |
A wonderful exercise
- A neighbor of mine, Myron, in his mid-50's, had a relatively minorheart attack, and while he was in ...Read the whole joke |
800 |
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| 7 |
I tried phone sex once...
- I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small....Read the whole joke |
729 |
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| 8 |
Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting...
- Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting their lack of a sex life. One looks out the wind...Read the whole joke |
752 |
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| 9 |
Nauseous sex
- Patient: Doctor I'm having trouble having sex with my wife. When I get close enough to her, I get na...Read the whole joke |
692 |
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| 10 |
Did you hear about the call girl who accidentally...
- Q: Did you hear about the call girl who accidentally made two appointments at the same time?A: She m...Read the whole joke |
845 |
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| 11 |
Why is 88 better than 69?
- for you girls...Why is 88 better than 69?You get 8 twice....Read the whole joke |
781 |
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| 12 |
A new contraceptive
- Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees....Read the whole joke |
732 |
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| 13 |
There once was a young Irish woman who went to confession...
- There once was a young Irish woman who went to confession. Upon entering the confessional she said, ...Read the whole joke |
780 |
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| 14 |
The definition of amnesia
- AMNESIA:Condition that enables a woman who has gone throughlabor to have sex again....Read the whole joke |
840 |
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| 15 |
Two friends met after a long time, and chatted about...
- Two friends met after a long time, and chatted about what?s been going on since they last met. One o...Read the whole joke |
782 |
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| 16 |
What is a man's idea of protected sex?
- What is a man's idea of protected sex?A padded headboard....Read the whole joke |
753 |
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| 17 |
Three college students were rapping about who they'd like to be...
- Three college students were rapping about who they'd like to be cast off on a desert with. The first...Read the whole joke |
834 |
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| 18 |
One day this old man was about to have sex with a young girl...
- One day this old man was about to have sex with a young girl which he did not know. The old man bega...Read the whole joke |
829 |
|
| 19 |
If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with...
- If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with the light on,does a hard sleeper sleep harder with a hard on?...Read the whole joke |
740 |
|
| 20 |
Did you know Sex is a crime?
- Did you know Sex is a crime?Its a misdemeanor - The more I miss de meaner I get.....Read the whole joke |
706 |
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| 21 |
What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?
- What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?A Slut sleeps with everyone, a bitch sleeps with e...Read the whole joke |
774 |
|
| 22 |
The dean of women at an exclusive girl's college...
- The dean of women at an exclusive girl's college was lecturing her students on sexual morality. "In ...Read the whole joke |
771 |
|
| 23 |
One neighbor says to the other...
- One neighbor says to the other, "Hey Joe, you have to stop leaving the blinds on your bedroom open, ...Read the whole joke |
788 |
|
| 24 |
A priest is teaching a nun how to swim...
- A priest is teaching a nun how to swim and the nun says to the priest "Will I really sink if you tak...Read the whole joke |
854 |
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| 25 |
Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog...
- Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog in the front room. "My God Henry", she screams,...Read the whole joke |
828 |
|
| 26 |
The art of foreplay
- Woman, "Slow down, foreplay is an art."Man, "Well, if you don't get your canvas arranged soon, ...Read the whole joke |
763 |
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| 27 |
Take her apart!
- A young boy asked his mother "Ma, is it true that people can be taken apart like machines?" "Of cour...Read the whole joke |
797 |
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