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Sex Jokes

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1 A prostitute goes to the hospital to visit a colleague...
- A prostitute goes to the hospital to visit a colleague who is about to have a heart transplant. She'...Read the whole joke
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2 A young kid's in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded...
- A young kid's in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded on a tropical island. For twenty years he neve...Read the whole joke
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3 Did you know there are serial number on condoms?
- Did you know there are serial number on condoms.........No?.I guess you didn't roll them down far en...Read the whole joke
314 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Why do women fake orgasms?
- Why do women fake orgasms?Because men fake foreplay....Read the whole joke
299 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 Why are women like snow flakes?
- Why are women like snow flakes?? They are all beautiful. They are all different. ...Read the whole joke
357 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 A wonderful exercise
- A neighbor of mine, Myron, in his mid-50's, had a relatively minorheart attack, and while he was in ...Read the whole joke
378 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 I tried phone sex once...
- I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small....Read the whole joke
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8 Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting...
- Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting their lack of a sex life. One looks out the wind...Read the whole joke
331 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 Nauseous sex
- Patient: Doctor I'm having trouble having sex with my wife. When I get close enough to her, I get na...Read the whole joke
298 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 Did you hear about the call girl who accidentally...
- Q: Did you hear about the call girl who accidentally made two appointments at the same time?A: She m...Read the whole joke
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11 Why is 88 better than 69?
- for you girls...Why is 88 better than 69?You get 8 twice....Read the whole joke
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12 A new contraceptive
- Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees....Read the whole joke
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13 There once was a young Irish woman who went to confession...
- There once was a young Irish woman who went to confession. Upon entering the confessional she said, ...Read the whole joke
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14 The definition of amnesia
- AMNESIA:Condition that enables a woman who has gone throughlabor to have sex again....Read the whole joke
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15 Two friends met after a long time, and chatted about...
- Two friends met after a long time, and chatted about what?s been going on since they last met. One o...Read the whole joke
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16 What is a man's idea of protected sex?
- What is a man's idea of protected sex?A padded headboard....Read the whole joke
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17 Three college students were rapping about who they'd like to be...
- Three college students were rapping about who they'd like to be cast off on a desert with. The first...Read the whole joke
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18 One day this old man was about to have sex with a young girl...
- One day this old man was about to have sex with a young girl which he did not know. The old man bega...Read the whole joke
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19 If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with...
- If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with the light on,does a hard sleeper sleep harder with a hard on?...Read the whole joke
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20 Did you know Sex is a crime?
- Did you know Sex is a crime?Its a misdemeanor - The more I miss de meaner I get.....Read the whole joke
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21 What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?
- What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?A Slut sleeps with everyone, a bitch sleeps with e...Read the whole joke
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22 The dean of women at an exclusive girl's college...
- The dean of women at an exclusive girl's college was lecturing her students on sexual morality. "In ...Read the whole joke
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23 One neighbor says to the other...
- One neighbor says to the other, "Hey Joe, you have to stop leaving the blinds on your bedroom open, ...Read the whole joke
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24 A priest is teaching a nun how to swim...
- A priest is teaching a nun how to swim and the nun says to the priest "Will I really sink if you tak...Read the whole joke
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25 Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog...
- Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog in the front room. "My God Henry", she screams,...Read the whole joke
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26 The art of foreplay
- Woman, "Slow down, foreplay is an art."Man, "Well, if you don't get your canvas arranged soon, ...Read the whole joke
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27 Take her apart!
- A young boy asked his mother "Ma, is it true that people can be taken apart like machines?" "Of cour...Read the whole joke
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# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Three Brothers
- There were three brothers who bought a three story house. The eldest brother had the top floor, the ...Read the whole joke
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2 Why is pubic hair curly?
- Why is pubic hair curly?If it was straight, it would poke your eyes out....Read the whole joke
Sex Jokes 958 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Her senses swam. She was overcome with an aching desire...
- The woman entered the room, and with a knowing smile teasing herfull lips, she sank into the comfo...Read the whole joke
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4 What's the purpose of a bellybutton?
- What's the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down....Read the whole joke
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5 What am I?
- You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. Iget wet before you do. What am I?A Te...Read the whole joke
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