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Sex Jokes

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1 Darling, she whispered after they had finished making love...
- "Darling," she whispered after they had finished making love, "Will you still make love like that to...Read the whole joke
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2 A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin...
- A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he is not sure if sex is work or play. S...Read the whole joke
309 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Almost celibate
- "I'm finished with Judi!" Jon exclaimed to his friend. "She brokedown and told me she was bisexual....Read the whole joke
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4 A young married couple has difficulties conceiving a baby...
- A young married couple has difficulties conceiving a baby, so after a while the wife consults her do...Read the whole joke
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5 The newly married man came home from work...
- The newly married man came home from work to find his new bride stretched languorously on the sofa, ...Read the whole joke
312 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still...
- Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still has not gotten out of her depression, mournin...Read the whole joke
343 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar...
- The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar. His boss, instead of asking about the detai...Read the whole joke
320 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal...
- This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal and brought her to the big city for the first tim...Read the whole joke
339 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 Great A Hot & Juicy Story
- Great A Hot & Juicy Story Well, I was loafin' around the salad bar at the burger stand one chili ...Read the whole joke
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10 These two sperm were swimming around...
- These two sperm were swimmin' around, doin' their thing and one sperm asks the other...Hey, are ...Read the whole joke
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11 A naive young girl goes into the doctors office.
- A naive young girl goes into the doctor's office. She says, "Doc, I'm getting married and I'm a ...Read the whole joke
320 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 One night the Norse god Thor was feeling a bit horny...
- One night the Norse god Thor was feeling a bit horny so he decided to come down to earth to sati...Read the whole joke
316 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 A clever court case
- One evening after attending a concert, two men were walking down the road when they saw a well-d...Read the whole joke
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14 A husky foreigner, looking for sex...
- A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute's terms. When she undressed, he noticed ...Read the whole joke
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15 Charlie was in a bar and three babes came up and...
- Charlie was in a bar and three babes came up and started hitting on him. He asked if they wanted...Read the whole joke
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16 This man was having problems getting it up to have sex...
- This man was having problems getting it up to have sex with his wife, so he went to the doctor f...Read the whole joke
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17 The horny midget found that the best way...
- The horny midget found that the best way to make time with women was to be direct about it. So h...Read the whole joke
327 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 The seven dwarves were in Rome...
- The three dwarves were in rome and went to the nearest nunnery. They got to talk to the mother s...Read the whole joke
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19 I read last week...
- I read last week how there are more than one million battered women in the United States each ye...Read the whole joke
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20 A mother-daughter conversation
- A mother and daughter are sitting down over afternoon tea. The mother wants to show her daughter...Read the whole joke
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21 Golf in the Bedroom
- Golf in the Bedroom Rules of Play Each player shall provide his own equipment - normally one clu...Read the whole joke
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22 Confessions
- Three young women are at a cocktail party. The conversation turns to their position in life, and...Read the whole joke
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23 A guy steps into an elevator and...
- A guy steps into an elevator and there's just one attractive woman in it. He turns around to pus...Read the whole joke
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24 Grandma Saperstein and Grandpa Rabinowitz are sitting...
- Grandma Saperstein and Grandpa Rabinowitz are sitting on the veranda of the old folks home rocki...Read the whole joke
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25 A penis study
- In 1993, the University of Kentucky did a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger ...Read the whole joke
332 Rating:0 | Voted:0
26 This is horny!
- This girl I know told me she was so horny her own tongue's starting to feel good in her mouth....Read the whole joke
395 Rating:0 | Voted:0
27 Nearsightedness
- I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she was sucking on the bedpo...Read the whole joke
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# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Three Brothers
- There were three brothers who bought a three story house. The eldest brother had the top floor, the ...Read the whole joke
Sex Jokes 1264 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 Why is pubic hair curly?
- Why is pubic hair curly?If it was straight, it would poke your eyes out....Read the whole joke
Sex Jokes 951 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Her senses swam. She was overcome with an aching desire...
- The woman entered the room, and with a knowing smile teasing herfull lips, she sank into the comfo...Read the whole joke
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4 What's the purpose of a bellybutton?
- What's the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down....Read the whole joke
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5 What am I?
- You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. Iget wet before you do. What am I?A Te...Read the whole joke
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