| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
A guy rings work and says...
- A guy rings work and says "I can`t come in to work today as I`m sick"The voice at the other end asks...Read the whole joke |
712 |
 |
| 2 |
What do you do after you just raped a 12yr old deaf & dumb girl ?
- What do you do after you just raped a 12yr old deaf & dumb girl ?Break her fingers so she can't tell...Read the whole joke |
732 |
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| 3 |
What is the difference between white onions, brown onions...
- What's the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 30 centimeterdick?Nothing.... They a...Read the whole joke |
776 |
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| 4 |
What did cinderella do when she got to the ball?
- What did cinderella do when she got to the ball???She choked......Read the whole joke |
654 |
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| 5 |
Why is a joke like pussy?
- Why is a joke like pussy?Neither's any good if you don't get it....Read the whole joke |
738 |
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| 6 |
Ring, ring!
- *ring* *ring*"Hello?" Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, "Hello?""I'll be...Read the whole joke |
723 |
|
| 7 |
What is 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?
- What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?Crib death....Read the whole joke |
695 |
|
| 8 |
What is 3 feet tall and gives me head?
- What's 3 feet tall and gives me head?My son....Read the whole joke |
731 |
|
| 9 |
What do you do when you are finished fucking a ten-year old girl?
- What do you do when you're finished fucking a ten year old girl?A: Turn her over and pretend she's a...Read the whole joke |
748 |
|
| 10 |
What is the definition of a virgin?
- What's the definition of a virgin?an ugly third grader...Read the whole joke |
718 |
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| 11 |
How is pubic hair like parsley?
- How is pubic hair like parsley?You push it to the side before you start eating....Read the whole joke |
633 |
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| 12 |
The Australian way
- After working for years, a hooker finally retired and, being afraidof spending the rest of her life ...Read the whole joke |
854 |
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| 13 |
A man comes to a doctor and...
- A man comes to a doctor and, twitching his fingers and stuttering,finally manages to say, "Doctor, I...Read the whole joke |
717 |
|
| 14 |
What is the difference between mayonaise and sperm?
- What's the difference between mayonaise and sperm?Mayonaise doesn't hit the back of a girls throat a...Read the whole joke |
703 |
|
| 15 |
There were 2 old-maid sisters, both virgins...
- There were 2 old-maid sisters... both virgins. It's Friday night and Gladys looks at Betty and says,...Read the whole joke |
683 |
|
| 16 |
During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss...
- During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss was asked to disrobe and climb onto the examini...Read the whole joke |
805 |
|
| 17 |
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out...
- A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while, the girl says, "I wish you had...Read the whole joke |
753 |
|
| 18 |
A furrier from the US goes to Helsinki...
- A furrier from the US goes to Helsinki to buy furs.He arranges for a hooker to be sent to his room.W...Read the whole joke |
687 |
|
| 19 |
What is the difference between Bill Clinton, and the Titanic?
- What's the difference between Bill Clinton, and the Titanic ??It is known how many went down on the ...Read the whole joke |
623 |
|
| 20 |
A Girl Scout troop leader...
- A Girl Scout troop leader suddenly came upon a clearing where a young couple was engaged in oral sex...Read the whole joke |
696 |
|
| 21 |
While attending a spelling session in school one day...
- While attending a spelling session in school one day,The teacher asked if anyone could spell the wor...Read the whole joke |
757 |
|
| 22 |
Soft and Hard
- A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question.As he turns to go to the front desk,...Read the whole joke |
839 |
|
| 23 |
A policeman was patrolling near midnight...
- A policeman was patrolling near midnight at a local parking spotoverlooking a golf course. He drove ...Read the whole joke |
734 |
|
| 24 |
Have you heard about the new orgasm pill?
- Have you heard about the new orgasm pill just approved by the FDA for women?It comes with a 16 inch ...Read the whole joke |
837 |
|
| 25 |
The young lady admired the watch in the store window...
- The young lady admired the watch in the store window every time she walked by it. She finally entere...Read the whole joke |
677 |
|
| 26 |
Paying Rent
- "That bastard husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the landlord because he lost the rent money pl...Read the whole joke |
690 |
|
| 27 |
This woman has her bridge club every Thursday night...
- This woman has her bridge club every Thursday night and after a peaceful game or two with the ladies...Read the whole joke |
769 |
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