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Sex Jokes

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1 In the Sex Ed class the teacher says...
- In the Sex Ed class the teacher says, "All right, class, I want you to go home and come back tomorro...Read the whole joke
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2 Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old.
- Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old. He walks into the local bar when he gets back from...Read the whole joke
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3 A blind guy goes into a whore house...
- A blind guy goes into a whore house. A girl takes him upstairs and starts giving him a blowjob.He sa...Read the whole joke
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4 Why don't women blink during foreplay?
- Why don't women blink during foreplay? They don't have time....Read the whole joke
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5 Whats long, hard and full of semen?
- Q. Whats long, hard and full of semen??A. A submarine.Sent by sam...Read the whole joke
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6 One day a housewife was going about the usual business...
- One day a housewife was going about the usual business of cleaning the house, when she suddenly felt...Read the whole joke
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7 What does a camera and a condom have in common?
- What does a camera and a condom have in common?They both capture that magic moment....Read the whole joke
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8 Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry...
- Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry about a disturbing thing that happened the night ...Read the whole joke
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9 How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids?
- How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids?When she flips you over, holds you down...Read the whole joke
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10 This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous...
- This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous honey sitting by herself at the bar, he asked he...Read the whole joke
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11 Five fingers
- A beautiful young woman marries this seventy year old bloke for his money. On their wedding night sh...Read the whole joke
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12 How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?
- How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?He sits up and begs and she lies down and plays de...Read the whole joke
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13 What's the difference between white onions, brown onions...
- Q: What's the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick?A: Nothing. They all ...Read the whole joke
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14 What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?
- What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?Your very last headjob....Read the whole joke
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15 Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods...
- Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods on her way to visit her grandmother, when sudde...Read the whole joke
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16 How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?
- How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?Call her up...Read the whole joke
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17 What's a real mate?
- Q: What's a real mate?A: Someone who'll go into town, get two head jobs and gives you one?.when he r...Read the whole joke
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18 After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute...
- After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute, the politician took$300 out of his wallet and p...Read the whole joke
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19 What's the worst thing about being a paedophile?
- Q: What's the worst thing about being a paedophile?A: Having to go to bed so early!...Read the whole joke
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20 Mary went to Jill's place to tell her about a horrible...
- Mary went to Jill's place to tell her about a horrible experience she'dhad the previous night with t...Read the whole joke
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21 What's the most active muscle in a woman?
- Q: What's the most active muscle in a woman?A: The penis....Read the whole joke
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22 What's an Australian kiss?
- Q. What's an Australian kiss?A. The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke
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23 A group of cowboys were branding some cattle...
- A group of cowboys were branding some cattle. While they were out the cooksaw a sheep tied to a post...Read the whole joke
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24 Love handles
- One day as Monica Lewinsky was walking along the beach awaiting her Senate trial testimony, she came...Read the whole joke
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25 It seems that Ken Starr is dropping all sexual allegations...
- It seems that Ken Starr is dropping all sexual allegations against President Clinton. It all stems f...Read the whole joke
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26 What part of a woman does a man like looking at best?
- What part of a woman does a man like looking at best?The top of her head....Read the whole joke
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27 Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend...
- Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend. Ed and Ted slept in one tent while the wives u...Read the whole joke
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1 Three Brothers
- There were three brothers who bought a three story house. The eldest brother had the top floor, the ...Read the whole joke
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2 Why is pubic hair curly?
- Why is pubic hair curly?If it was straight, it would poke your eyes out....Read the whole joke
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3 What's the purpose of a bellybutton?
- What's the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down....Read the whole joke
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4 Her senses swam. She was overcome with an aching desire...
- The woman entered the room, and with a knowing smile teasing herfull lips, she sank into the comfo...Read the whole joke
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5 What am I?
- You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. Iget wet before you do. What am I?A Te...Read the whole joke
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