| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
So the elephant says to the naked man...
- So the elephant says to the naked man . . ."You breathe through that little thing?"...Read the whole joke |
695 |
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| 2 |
The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him...
- The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him for an examination."Mrs. Brown," he said...Read the whole joke |
745 |
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| 3 |
How long does it take for a woman to orgasm?
- How long does it take for a woman to orgasm? Who cares?...Read the whole joke |
716 |
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| 4 |
Household items
- Back in the '70s, days of conspicuous (ahem) consumption, Hugh Hefner was showing a friend around th...Read the whole joke |
734 |
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| 5 |
Did you hear about the guy who died of Viagra overdose?
- Did you hear about the guy who died of Viagra overdose? They couldn't close his casket....Read the whole joke |
743 |
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| 6 |
A truck driver breaks down and...
- A truck driver breaks down and shortly another trucker stops to givehim hand. He notices that the fi...Read the whole joke |
715 |
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| 7 |
Happens all the time
- A guy starts talking to two women in a bar, they turnout to be Siamese twins, and they wind up back ...Read the whole joke |
803 |
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| 8 |
Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench...
- Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench.The town flasher comes by and shows them his ALL!Th...Read the whole joke |
697 |
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| 9 |
Why are women so bad at mathematics?
- Q: Why are women so bad at mathematics? A: Because men keep telling them that this|<----------------...Read the whole joke |
694 |
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| 10 |
A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip...
- A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip.Upon arriving, he is visibly puzzled filli...Read the whole joke |
753 |
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| 11 |
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next...
- A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman.After a few minutes he turns to he...Read the whole joke |
823 |
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| 12 |
Who's got a bigger crotch?
- There were three women sitting in a bar and they were discussinghow much their husbands could get up...Read the whole joke |
832 |
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| 13 |
Nancy Reagan is the celebrity contestant on Password...
- Nancy Reagan is the celebrity contestant on Password. It's her turn to guess the word. Voice Over: A...Read the whole joke |
839 |
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| 14 |
Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms...
- Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms.The first dwarf not only can't get...Read the whole joke |
879 |
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| 15 |
What's the difference between pussy and apple pie?
- Q: What's the difference between pussy and apple pie?A: You can eat your Mom's apple pie....Read the whole joke |
725 |
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| 16 |
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
- Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?A: Full....Read the whole joke |
704 |
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| 17 |
Wrong card
- At the card shop: A woman was spending a long time looking at the cards, finally shaking her head, "...Read the whole joke |
778 |
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| 18 |
You can come out now
- Jon was looking for a little "action". He picked up a sweet young thang at the bar and took her back...Read the whole joke |
994 |
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| 19 |
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches...
- My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches and make ithurt!..................So I Fucked her 3 time...Read the whole joke |
706 |
|
| 20 |
Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting...
- Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting on a bench in the park. Johnny asked, "Grandpa are you going t...Read the whole joke |
710 |
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| 21 |
John pulled over the car by the side of the road...
- John pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Brian where he'd first had sex."It was r...Read the whole joke |
717 |
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| 22 |
What does pizza delivery man and a gynaecologist...
- What does pizza delivery man anda gynaecologist have in common?Both can smell it but can't eat it...Read the whole joke |
746 |
|
| 23 |
A young girl had not been feeling well...
- A young girl had not been feeling well and went to her family doctor. "Young lady," the doctor began...Read the whole joke |
854 |
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| 24 |
Know the difference
- Man to a woman: Do you know the difference between a blowjob and a cheeseburger is?Woman: NoMan: Let...Read the whole joke |
709 |
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| 25 |
A man finds himself staying in a Vegas hotel room...
- A man finds himself staying in a Vegas hotel room while on a business trip. Not wishing to be alone,...Read the whole joke |
772 |
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| 26 |
A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show...
- A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show. They got along verywell, and when he asked her if ...Read the whole joke |
821 |
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| 27 |
Kiss me...yeah!
- "Kiss me," said the young lady urgently. "Please kiss me."But the young man turned his head away, sa...Read the whole joke |
705 |
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