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Sex Jokes

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1 So the elephant says to the naked man...
- So the elephant says to the naked man . . ."You breathe through that little thing?"...Read the whole joke
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2 The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him...
- The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him for an examination."Mrs. Brown," he said...Read the whole joke
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3 How long does it take for a woman to orgasm?
- How long does it take for a woman to orgasm? Who cares?...Read the whole joke
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4 Household items
- Back in the '70s, days of conspicuous (ahem) consumption, Hugh Hefner was showing a friend around th...Read the whole joke
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5 Did you hear about the guy who died of Viagra overdose?
- Did you hear about the guy who died of Viagra overdose? They couldn't close his casket....Read the whole joke
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6 A truck driver breaks down and...
- A truck driver breaks down and shortly another trucker stops to givehim hand. He notices that the fi...Read the whole joke
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7 Happens all the time
- A guy starts talking to two women in a bar, they turnout to be Siamese twins, and they wind up back ...Read the whole joke
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8 Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench...
- Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench.The town flasher comes by and shows them his ALL!Th...Read the whole joke
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9 Why are women so bad at mathematics?
- Q: Why are women so bad at mathematics? A: Because men keep telling them that this|<----------------...Read the whole joke
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10 A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip...
- A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip.Upon arriving, he is visibly puzzled filli...Read the whole joke
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11 A guy walks into an elevator and stands next...
- A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman.After a few minutes he turns to he...Read the whole joke
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12 Who's got a bigger crotch?
- There were three women sitting in a bar and they were discussinghow much their husbands could get up...Read the whole joke
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13 Nancy Reagan is the celebrity contestant on Password...
- Nancy Reagan is the celebrity contestant on Password. It's her turn to guess the word. Voice Over: A...Read the whole joke
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14 Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms...
- Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms.The first dwarf not only can't get...Read the whole joke
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15 What's the difference between pussy and apple pie?
- Q: What's the difference between pussy and apple pie?A: You can eat your Mom's apple pie....Read the whole joke
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16 What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
- Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?A: Full....Read the whole joke
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17 Wrong card
- At the card shop: A woman was spending a long time looking at the cards, finally shaking her head, "...Read the whole joke
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18 You can come out now
- Jon was looking for a little "action". He picked up a sweet young thang at the bar and took her back...Read the whole joke
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19 My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches...
- My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches and make ithurt!..................So I Fucked her 3 time...Read the whole joke
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20 Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting...
- Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting on a bench in the park. Johnny asked, "Grandpa are you going t...Read the whole joke
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21 John pulled over the car by the side of the road...
- John pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Brian where he'd first had sex."It was r...Read the whole joke
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22 What does pizza delivery man and a gynaecologist...
- What does pizza delivery man anda gynaecologist have in common?Both can smell it but can't eat it...Read the whole joke
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23 A young girl had not been feeling well...
- A young girl had not been feeling well and went to her family doctor. "Young lady," the doctor began...Read the whole joke
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24 Know the difference
- Man to a woman: Do you know the difference between a blowjob and a cheeseburger is?Woman: NoMan: Let...Read the whole joke
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25 A man finds himself staying in a Vegas hotel room...
- A man finds himself staying in a Vegas hotel room while on a business trip. Not wishing to be alone,...Read the whole joke
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26 A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show...
- A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show. They got along verywell, and when he asked her if ...Read the whole joke
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27 Kiss me...yeah!
- "Kiss me," said the young lady urgently. "Please kiss me."But the young man turned his head away, sa...Read the whole joke
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# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Three Brothers
- There were three brothers who bought a three story house. The eldest brother had the top floor, the ...Read the whole joke
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2 Why is pubic hair curly?
- Why is pubic hair curly?If it was straight, it would poke your eyes out....Read the whole joke
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3 What's the purpose of a bellybutton?
- What's the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down....Read the whole joke
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4 Her senses swam. She was overcome with an aching desire...
- The woman entered the room, and with a knowing smile teasing herfull lips, she sank into the comfo...Read the whole joke
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5 What am I?
- You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. Iget wet before you do. What am I?A Te...Read the whole joke
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