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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
So the elephant says to the naked man... - So the elephant says to the naked man . . ."You breathe through that little thing?"...Read the whole joke |
736 |
 |
2 |
The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him... - The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him for an examination."Mrs. Brown," he said...Read the whole joke |
788 |
 |
3 |
How long does it take for a woman to orgasm? - How long does it take for a woman to orgasm? Who cares?...Read the whole joke |
760 |
 |
4 |
Household items - Back in the '70s, days of conspicuous (ahem) consumption, Hugh Hefner was showing a friend around th...Read the whole joke |
799 |
 |
5 |
Did you hear about the guy who died of Viagra overdose? - Did you hear about the guy who died of Viagra overdose? They couldn't close his casket....Read the whole joke |
787 |
 |
6 |
A truck driver breaks down and... - A truck driver breaks down and shortly another trucker stops to givehim hand. He notices that the fi...Read the whole joke |
754 |
 |
7 |
Happens all the time - A guy starts talking to two women in a bar, they turnout to be Siamese twins, and they wind up back ...Read the whole joke |
846 |
 |
8 |
Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench... - Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench.The town flasher comes by and shows them his ALL!Th...Read the whole joke |
742 |
 |
9 |
Why are women so bad at mathematics? - Q: Why are women so bad at mathematics? A: Because men keep telling them that this|<----------------...Read the whole joke |
735 |
 |
10 |
A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip... - A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip.Upon arriving, he is visibly puzzled filli...Read the whole joke |
796 |
 |
11 |
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next... - A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman.After a few minutes he turns to he...Read the whole joke |
865 |
 |
12 |
Who's got a bigger crotch? - There were three women sitting in a bar and they were discussinghow much their husbands could get up...Read the whole joke |
869 |
 |
13 |
Nancy Reagan is the celebrity contestant on Password... - Nancy Reagan is the celebrity contestant on Password. It's her turn to guess the word. Voice Over: A...Read the whole joke |
885 |
 |
14 |
Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms... - Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms.The first dwarf not only can't get...Read the whole joke |
920 |
 |
15 |
What's the difference between pussy and apple pie? - Q: What's the difference between pussy and apple pie?A: You can eat your Mom's apple pie....Read the whole joke |
764 |
 |
16 |
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose? - Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?A: Full....Read the whole joke |
741 |
 |
17 |
Wrong card - At the card shop: A woman was spending a long time looking at the cards, finally shaking her head, "...Read the whole joke |
820 |
 |
18 |
You can come out now - Jon was looking for a little "action". He picked up a sweet young thang at the bar and took her back...Read the whole joke |
1034 |
 |
19 |
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches... - My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches and make ithurt!..................So I Fucked her 3 time...Read the whole joke |
745 |
 |
20 |
Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting... - Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting on a bench in the park. Johnny asked, "Grandpa are you going t...Read the whole joke |
749 |
 |
21 |
John pulled over the car by the side of the road... - John pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Brian where he'd first had sex."It was r...Read the whole joke |
782 |
 |
22 |
What does pizza delivery man and a gynaecologist... - What does pizza delivery man anda gynaecologist have in common?Both can smell it but can't eat it...Read the whole joke |
784 |
 |
23 |
A young girl had not been feeling well... - A young girl had not been feeling well and went to her family doctor. "Young lady," the doctor began...Read the whole joke |
908 |
 |
24 |
Know the difference - Man to a woman: Do you know the difference between a blowjob and a cheeseburger is?Woman: NoMan: Let...Read the whole joke |
752 |
 |
25 |
A man finds himself staying in a Vegas hotel room... - A man finds himself staying in a Vegas hotel room while on a business trip. Not wishing to be alone,...Read the whole joke |
811 |
 |
26 |
A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show... - A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show. They got along verywell, and when he asked her if ...Read the whole joke |
872 |
 |
27 |
Kiss me...yeah! - "Kiss me," said the young lady urgently. "Please kiss me."But the young man turned his head away, sa...Read the whole joke |
748 |
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