| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Twice a day
- This guy goes into a doctors and says "Doctor, doctor you've gotta help me. I just can't stop having...Read the whole joke |
816 |
 |
| 2 |
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson...
- A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson, and the instructor notices she is using the wrong grip. Afte...Read the whole joke |
782 |
|
| 3 |
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy...
- A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy near his bases, pulls abeat-up, mutilated condom out of h...Read the whole joke |
701 |
|
| 4 |
Together again
- Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then herhusband dies. She remarrie...Read the whole joke |
710 |
|
| 5 |
The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model...
- The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model to the airport.Halfway there, the front ti...Read the whole joke |
748 |
|
| 6 |
What is the difference between erotic and kinky?
- Q: What is the difference between erotic and kinky?A: Erotic is using a feather... kinky is using th...Read the whole joke |
680 |
|
| 7 |
Flavoured condoms
- I recently tried some of these new 'flavoured' condoms. I bought one of each flavour they had, and t...Read the whole joke |
715 |
|
| 8 |
An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18...
- An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18. When they got into bed the night after the wedding, he ...Read the whole joke |
886 |
|
| 9 |
A 70-year-old man has never been married...
- A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day he meets a beautiful 17-year-old girl, and it is l...Read the whole joke |
704 |
|
| 10 |
A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with him...
- A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with him. After some preliminary drinks and tal...Read the whole joke |
815 |
|
| 11 |
Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda...
- Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda sipping lemonade and reminiscing about old tim...Read the whole joke |
825 |
|
| 12 |
Ghost sex
- At a conference on the supernatural, one of the speakers asked, "Who here has ever seen a ghost?" Mo...Read the whole joke |
740 |
|
| 13 |
Do you smoke after sex?
- Boyfriend: Do you smoke after sex?Girlfriend: Dunno, I've never looked...Read the whole joke |
770 |
|
| 14 |
Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together...
- Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together at a posh hotel. When they get there, one guy ...Read the whole joke |
664 |
|
| 15 |
Necking
- Cop coming upon a young couple making out....Cop: What the hell are you two doing?Boy: We're necking...Read the whole joke |
785 |
|
| 16 |
Mommy, mommy! What's a nymphomaniac?
- Mommy, mommy! What's a nymphomaniac?Shut up and help me get grandma off the doorknob!...Read the whole joke |
731 |
|
| 17 |
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?
- What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?Self-employed...Read the whole joke |
800 |
|
| 18 |
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time...
- Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time, and they weregreeted with the sad news one ...Read the whole joke |
704 |
|
| 19 |
Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City...
- Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City, runs into a hooker,and he says, "How much?"Sh...Read the whole joke |
748 |
|
| 20 |
Get some of this
- Two cowboys are out rounding up cattle when all of a sudden a heifertakes off and goes wild, the hei...Read the whole joke |
825 |
|
| 21 |
Sneezing orgasms
- A man goes to a doctor and says:"Doctor, it's embarassing, but every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm...Read the whole joke |
884 |
|
| 22 |
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and...
- The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and asked for the honeymoon suite."Do you have reservations?" a...Read the whole joke |
796 |
|
| 23 |
Safe to appear
- Don was looking for a little "action." He picked up a sweet young thang at the bar and took her bac...Read the whole joke |
730 |
|
| 24 |
Poetic justice
- A man was called to witness that a couple had been making love in apark.The witness: They were fucki...Read the whole joke |
708 |
|
| 25 |
This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night...
- This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night he doesn't know whatto do. He's fumbling around ...Read the whole joke |
743 |
|
| 26 |
Not enough time to tell
- The morning after their honeymoon night, Julie says to herhusband, "you know, You're really a lousy ...Read the whole joke |
765 |
|
| 27 |
Two young brothers, aged 5 and 6...
- Two young brothers, aged 5 and 6, are listening through the keyhole as their older sister is getting...Read the whole joke |
756 |
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