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Sex Jokes

# Title Hits Rating
1 Twice a day
- This guy goes into a doctors and says "Doctor, doctor you've gotta help me. I just can't stop having...Read the whole joke
440 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson...
- A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson, and the instructor notices she is using the wrong grip. Afte...Read the whole joke
403 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy...
- A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy near his bases, pulls abeat-up, mutilated condom out of h...Read the whole joke
335 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Together again
- Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then herhusband dies. She remarrie...Read the whole joke
324 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model...
- The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model to the airport.Halfway there, the front ti...Read the whole joke
322 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 What is the difference between erotic and kinky?
- Q: What is the difference between erotic and kinky?A: Erotic is using a feather... kinky is using th...Read the whole joke
315 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 Flavoured condoms
- I recently tried some of these new 'flavoured' condoms. I bought one of each flavour they had, and t...Read the whole joke
348 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18...
- An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18. When they got into bed the night after the wedding, he ...Read the whole joke
536 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 A 70-year-old man has never been married...
- A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day he meets a beautiful 17-year-old girl, and it is l...Read the whole joke
344 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with him...
- A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with him. After some preliminary drinks and tal...Read the whole joke
441 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda...
- Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda sipping lemonade and reminiscing about old tim...Read the whole joke
459 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 Ghost sex
- At a conference on the supernatural, one of the speakers asked, "Who here has ever seen a ghost?" Mo...Read the whole joke
356 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 Do you smoke after sex?
- Boyfriend: Do you smoke after sex?Girlfriend: Dunno, I've never looked...Read the whole joke
414 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together...
- Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together at a posh hotel. When they get there, one guy ...Read the whole joke
305 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 Necking
- Cop coming upon a young couple making out....Cop: What the hell are you two doing?Boy: We're necking...Read the whole joke
427 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 Mommy, mommy! What's a nymphomaniac?
- Mommy, mommy! What's a nymphomaniac?Shut up and help me get grandma off the doorknob!...Read the whole joke
372 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?
- What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?Self-employed...Read the whole joke
427 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time...
- Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time, and they weregreeted with the sad news one ...Read the whole joke
312 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City...
- Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City, runs into a hooker,and he says, "How much?"Sh...Read the whole joke
366 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 Get some of this
- Two cowboys are out rounding up cattle when all of a sudden a heifertakes off and goes wild, the hei...Read the whole joke
469 Rating:0 | Voted:0
21 Sneezing orgasms
- A man goes to a doctor and says:"Doctor, it's embarassing, but every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm...Read the whole joke
502 Rating:0 | Voted:0
22 The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and...
- The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and asked for the honeymoon suite."Do you have reservations?" a...Read the whole joke
445 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 Safe to appear
- Don was looking for a little "action." He picked up a sweet young thang at the bar and took her bac...Read the whole joke
345 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 Poetic justice
- A man was called to witness that a couple had been making love in apark.The witness: They were fucki...Read the whole joke
322 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night...
- This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night he doesn't know whatto do. He's fumbling around ...Read the whole joke
386 Rating:0 | Voted:0
26 Not enough time to tell
- The morning after their honeymoon night, Julie says to herhusband, "you know, You're really a lousy ...Read the whole joke
400 Rating:0 | Voted:0
27 Two young brothers, aged 5 and 6...
- Two young brothers, aged 5 and 6, are listening through the keyhole as their older sister is getting...Read the whole joke
387 Rating:0 | Voted:0

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Three Brothers
- There were three brothers who bought a three story house. The eldest brother had the top floor, the ...Read the whole joke
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2 Why is pubic hair curly?
- Why is pubic hair curly?If it was straight, it would poke your eyes out....Read the whole joke
Sex Jokes 962 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 What's the purpose of a bellybutton?
- What's the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down....Read the whole joke
Sex Jokes 924 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Her senses swam. She was overcome with an aching desire...
- The woman entered the room, and with a knowing smile teasing herfull lips, she sank into the comfo...Read the whole joke
Sex Jokes 922 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 What am I?
- You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. Iget wet before you do. What am I?A Te...Read the whole joke
Sex Jokes 879 Rating:0 | Voted:0

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