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Sex Jokes

# Title Hits Rating
1 Heated passions
- Mike and Keith are playing golf one hot Sunday afternoon. While approaching the sixteenth hole, th...Read the whole joke
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2 Biology Class
- Biology Class In a biology class, the professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in ...Read the whole joke
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3 A fair price
- A college student picked up his date at her parents home. He'd scraped together every cent he had ...Read the whole joke
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4 A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom...
- A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the storelaughing hysterically. The ph...Read the whole joke
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5 These two guys are car pooling home from work one day...
- These two guys are car pooling home from work one day. Traffic isbarely crawling along and they are ...Read the whole joke
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6 What is the difference between a transvestite sailor and...
- What's the difference between a transvestite sailor and Monica Lewinsky'swardrobe?When you have a tr...Read the whole joke
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7 Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?
- Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?A regular toad croaks "Ribbit Ribbit" ...Read the whole joke
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8 Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?
- Q: Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?A: She was caught sitting on Pinocchio's face and...Read the whole joke
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9 Three Irish women were discussing their respective mates...
- Could this herald the return of our resident wise man, Cunning Lin Gus?Three Irish women were discus...Read the whole joke
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10 How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?
- How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?His girlfriend has to chew before she swallows....Read the whole joke
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11 The Seven Dwarfs
- "The Seven Dwarfs were all in bed feeling Happy-then he got out of bedso they felt Grumpy instead......Read the whole joke
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12 One night, as a couple lay down for bed...
- This joke sucks....One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps hiswife on the s...Read the whole joke
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13 It was a somber day in Disney land...
- It was a somber day in Disney land, Mickey And Minnie were in divorce court.. The judge was about to...Read the whole joke
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14 How do you clean a condom?
- How do you clean a condom?Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it!...Read the whole joke
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15 Fortunate ingenuity
- A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy finds an earthworm ...Read the whole joke
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16 A man goes to the doctor with a long history of...
- A man goes to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches.When the doctor does his history ...Read the whole joke
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17 ZipperGate Update...
- ZipperGate Update...In a deal engineered by veteran mouthpieces Stein and Cacheris, Ms.Lewinsky has ...Read the whole joke
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18 A Guide to Love and Sex for Virgins
- A Guide to Love and Sex for VirginsAs a young, modern virgin of the nineties, you no doubt have many...Read the whole joke
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19 There was a young man in the Air Force...
- There was a young man in the Air Force who was so well- endowed that it was bothering his knee. Thre...Read the whole joke
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20 In jail...
- This exchange was overheard between the separated sections of the jail. A male voice yells over to t...Read the whole joke
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21 Playgirl Rejection Letter
- Playgirl Rejection LetterNovember 30, 1995PLAYGIRL, INC.Dear Mrs. Smith, We wish to thank you...Read the whole joke
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22 What Not to Name Your Dog
- What Not to Name Your DogEverybody has a dog called Rover or Spot. I call my dog "Sex". When I went ...Read the whole joke
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23 A tall woman met a midget at a party...
- A tall woman met a midget at a party. The midget was barely three feet tall but they were attracted ...Read the whole joke
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24 A small boy walks into his mothers room...
- A small boy walks into his mothers room and catches her topless."Mummy, mummy, what are these?" he s...Read the whole joke
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25 It was laying limp in my hand...
- It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin. I slid it between my fingers until I...Read the whole joke
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26 Best kind of sex
- A man went to a sex doctor and told him of his extremely active sex life. He said He had a wife, se...Read the whole joke
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27 A young lady had just visited her doctor...
- A young lady had just visited her doctor and he informed her that she was pregnant. The young lady ...Read the whole joke
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# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Three Brothers
- There were three brothers who bought a three story house. The eldest brother had the top floor, the ...Read the whole joke
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2 Why is pubic hair curly?
- Why is pubic hair curly?If it was straight, it would poke your eyes out....Read the whole joke
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3 Her senses swam. She was overcome with an aching desire...
- The woman entered the room, and with a knowing smile teasing herfull lips, she sank into the comfo...Read the whole joke
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4 What's the purpose of a bellybutton?
- What's the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down....Read the whole joke
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5 What am I?
- You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. Iget wet before you do. What am I?A Te...Read the whole joke
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