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Sex Jokes

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1 How do you make love to a fat girl?
- How do you make love to a fat girl?Roll her in flour and go for the wet spot....Read the whole joke
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2 A small dissapointment
- Two GI's in the Vietnam war have been stuck in a trench for three days when one needs a shit."I can'...Read the whole joke
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3 Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant?
- Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant? -She blew them both......Read the whole joke
440 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 On a very cold night...
- On a very cold night, a young man dropped into the localbrothel and the madam said, "You'll have to ...Read the whole joke
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5 97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed...
- 97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed.He says "Doc, I think I'm impotent." Doctor si...Read the whole joke
443 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?
- Q. Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?A. Because she found out what the big boys eat....Read the whole joke
348 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore?
- Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore? -She gives a licking and keeps on ticking....Read the whole joke
371 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 What is the difference between "ooh" and "aah?"
- What's the difference between "ooh" and "aah?" -About three inches....Read the whole joke
317 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick...
- Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick areperched near the front door of the girls' d...Read the whole joke
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10 A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one...
- A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one thighand a turkey on the other. She wants to show thatther...Read the whole joke
327 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 What the difference between true love and herpes?
- What the difference between true love and herpes? - Herpes lasts forever...Read the whole joke
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12 So one sperm says to the other...
- So one sperm says to the other "When do we get to the ovaries?"The other replies "Ovaries! We're not...Read the whole joke
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13 A man, being on top of a woman...
- A man, being on top of a woman, says after a while: "Honey, your tits are too small, and your boxis ...Read the whole joke
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14 What is another term for cunnilingus?
- What's another term for cunnilingus? Genital Slurpees....Read the whole joke
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15 Want some of this?
- Mongo's old lady decided she wanted t dosomething special to please him on hisbirthday, so she bough...Read the whole joke
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16 Why does Barbie never get pregnant?
- A Ken and Barbie Joke: Why does Barbie never get pregnant?Because Ken always comes in a box!...Read the whole joke
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17 What is the difference between condoms and coffins?
- What's the difference between condoms and coffins?They both hold something stiff but one's coming an...Read the whole joke
359 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 What kind of Bees...
- What kind of Bees make honey? Honey Bees!What kind of Bees make Mil...Read the whole joke
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19 Did you hear about the hooker that had her appendix taken out?
- Did you hear about the hooker that had herappendix taken out?Now she does business on the side!...Read the whole joke
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20 What is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot?
- What is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot?A man will spend two hours searching for a g...Read the whole joke
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21 A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wife...
- A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wifeone Friday evening and read's: Dear Wife (that'...Read the whole joke
459 Rating:0 | Voted:0
22 After their love-making session the young bride asks her husband...
- After their love-making session the young bride asks her husband "Wasmaking love to me really the sa...Read the whole joke
389 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other...
- Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other at thelocal bar. One said, "Heard ya went to ...Read the whole joke
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24 Where does Peter Pan eat?
- Where does Peter Pan eat?Wendy's...Read the whole joke
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25 Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?
- Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?Just when it's getting interesting they are finished un...Read the whole joke
570 Rating:0 | Voted:0
26 Why do Black widow spiders kill there mates after mating?
- Why do Black widow spiders kill there mates after mating?To stop the snoring before it starts.....Read the whole joke
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27 Why do they put strings on tampons?
- Why do they put strings on tampons?So you can floss after you eat!...Read the whole joke
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# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Three Brothers
- There were three brothers who bought a three story house. The eldest brother had the top floor, the ...Read the whole joke
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2 Why is pubic hair curly?
- Why is pubic hair curly?If it was straight, it would poke your eyes out....Read the whole joke
Sex Jokes 952 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Her senses swam. She was overcome with an aching desire...
- The woman entered the room, and with a knowing smile teasing herfull lips, she sank into the comfo...Read the whole joke
Sex Jokes 912 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 What's the purpose of a bellybutton?
- What's the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down....Read the whole joke
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5 What am I?
- You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. Iget wet before you do. What am I?A Te...Read the whole joke
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