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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
How do you make love to a fat girl?
- How do you make love to a fat girl?Roll her in flour and go for the wet spot....Read the whole joke |
1229 |
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| 2 |
A small dissapointment
- Two GI's in the Vietnam war have been stuck in a trench for three days when one needs a shit."I can'...Read the whole joke |
820 |
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| 3 |
Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant?
- Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant? -She blew them both......Read the whole joke |
888 |
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| 4 |
On a very cold night...
- On a very cold night, a young man dropped into the localbrothel and the madam said, "You'll have to ...Read the whole joke |
745 |
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| 5 |
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed...
- 97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed.He says "Doc, I think I'm impotent." Doctor si...Read the whole joke |
869 |
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| 6 |
Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?
- Q. Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?A. Because she found out what the big boys eat....Read the whole joke |
775 |
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| 7 |
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore?
- Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore? -She gives a licking and keeps on ticking....Read the whole joke |
797 |
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| 8 |
What is the difference between "ooh" and "aah?"
- What's the difference between "ooh" and "aah?" -About three inches....Read the whole joke |
719 |
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| 9 |
Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick...
- Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick areperched near the front door of the girls' d...Read the whole joke |
920 |
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| 10 |
A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one...
- A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one thighand a turkey on the other. She wants to show thatther...Read the whole joke |
778 |
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| 11 |
What the difference between true love and herpes?
- What the difference between true love and herpes? - Herpes lasts forever...Read the whole joke |
720 |
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| 12 |
So one sperm says to the other...
- So one sperm says to the other "When do we get to the ovaries?"The other replies "Ovaries! We're not...Read the whole joke |
853 |
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| 13 |
A man, being on top of a woman...
- A man, being on top of a woman, says after a while: "Honey, your tits are too small, and your boxis ...Read the whole joke |
846 |
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| 14 |
What is another term for cunnilingus?
- What's another term for cunnilingus? Genital Slurpees....Read the whole joke |
672 |
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| 15 |
Want some of this?
- Mongo's old lady decided she wanted t dosomething special to please him on hisbirthday, so she bough...Read the whole joke |
850 |
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| 16 |
Why does Barbie never get pregnant?
- A Ken and Barbie Joke: Why does Barbie never get pregnant?Because Ken always comes in a box!...Read the whole joke |
911 |
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| 17 |
What is the difference between condoms and coffins?
- What's the difference between condoms and coffins?They both hold something stiff but one's coming an...Read the whole joke |
768 |
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| 18 |
What kind of Bees...
- What kind of Bees make honey? Honey Bees!What kind of Bees make Mil...Read the whole joke |
732 |
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| 19 |
Did you hear about the hooker that had her appendix taken out?
- Did you hear about the hooker that had herappendix taken out?Now she does business on the side!...Read the whole joke |
730 |
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| 20 |
What is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot?
- What is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot?A man will spend two hours searching for a g...Read the whole joke |
870 |
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| 21 |
A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wife...
- A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wifeone Friday evening and read's: Dear Wife (that'...Read the whole joke |
926 |
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| 22 |
After their love-making session the young bride asks her husband...
- After their love-making session the young bride asks her husband "Wasmaking love to me really the sa...Read the whole joke |
808 |
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| 23 |
Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other...
- Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other at thelocal bar. One said, "Heard ya went to ...Read the whole joke |
885 |
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| 24 |
Where does Peter Pan eat?
- Where does Peter Pan eat?Wendy's...Read the whole joke |
771 |
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| 25 |
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?
- Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?Just when it's getting interesting they are finished un...Read the whole joke |
979 |
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| 26 |
Why do Black widow spiders kill there mates after mating?
- Why do Black widow spiders kill there mates after mating?To stop the snoring before it starts.....Read the whole joke |
897 |
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| 27 |
Why do they put strings on tampons?
- Why do they put strings on tampons?So you can floss after you eat!...Read the whole joke |
748 |
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