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Sex Jokes

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1 Did you know that the night Santa first met his future wife...
- Did you know that the night Santa first met his futurewife he uttered the now famous words: "Ye...Read the whole joke
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2 One afternoon this young girl knocked on the door of her neighbor...
- One afternoon this young girl knocked on the door of her neighbor,to chit chat the afternoon away. S...Read the whole joke
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3 Husband: Want a quickie?
- Husband: Want a quickie?Wife: As opposed to what?...Read the whole joke
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4 Three guys are discussing women...
- Three guys are discussing women."I like to watch a woman's tits best," the first guy says.The second...Read the whole joke
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5 A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist...
- A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist.The doctor took one look at this woman and all ...Read the whole joke
349 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?
- What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?A Certificate of Deposit has...Read the whole joke
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7 This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus stop...
- This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus stop.An old guy is sitting in the p...Read the whole joke
367 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?
- How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap his whopper....Read the whole joke
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9 Once in a medieval times, there was a King who was getting sort of...
- Once in a medieval times, there was a King who was getting sort of bored after dinner onenight. He d...Read the whole joke
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10 Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age...
- Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age,rather curious. He had been hearing quite...Read the whole joke
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11 What is the difference between hard and light?
- What's the difference between hard and light? - You can sleep with a light on....Read the whole joke
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12 A little girl goes into the toilet and sees her dad having a shower...
- A little girl goes into the toilet and sees her dad having a shower.It's at that moment she spots hi...Read the whole joke
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13 What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole?
- What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole? A 40ft cock that wants to reach ...Read the whole joke
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14 A guy was sitting in a bar when a stranger...
- A guy was sitting in a bar when a strangerwalked up to him and asked, "If you woke upin the woods an...Read the whole joke
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15 A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were...
- A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates. The first beau came to...Read the whole joke
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16 Excuse TO smoke
- Two teens had been lovers for a few weeks, but the boy was always after the girl to quit smoking. On...Read the whole joke
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17 Two men were talking to each other about how pussy tastes...
- Two men were talking to each other about how pussy taste.The first guy said"I think it taste like ch...Read the whole joke
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18 What is green and smells like pig?
- What's green and smells like pig? - Kermit's fingers....Read the whole joke
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19 What is the most insensitive part of a penis?
- What is the most insensitive part of a penis? - The man...Read the whole joke
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20 There were two people having sex in a car...
- There were two people having sex in a car. They finished upand the guy thew the comdom out the windo...Read the whole joke
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21 How come Mike Tysons eyes always water during sex?
- How come Mike Tyson's eyes always water during sex? Mace......Read the whole joke
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22 Stuck orgasm
- A guy went into a bar and met a nice girl. They have a few drinks and soon wound up at his place, in...Read the whole joke
360 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker...
- This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker says, "Say, wanna have a good time? We d...Read the whole joke
423 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new...
- An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new pair of glasses. The Captain looked in his...Read the whole joke
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25 What do people do for fun on Halloween?
- What do people do for fun on Halloween? They monsterbate...Read the whole joke
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26 What is the best thing about a blow job?
- What's the best thing about a blow job? - The 15 minutes of silence!...Read the whole joke
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27 When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse?
- When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse? Look for the nurse with dirty knees and ...Read the whole joke
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1 Three Brothers
- There were three brothers who bought a three story house. The eldest brother had the top floor, the ...Read the whole joke
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2 Why is pubic hair curly?
- Why is pubic hair curly?If it was straight, it would poke your eyes out....Read the whole joke
Sex Jokes 951 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Her senses swam. She was overcome with an aching desire...
- The woman entered the room, and with a knowing smile teasing herfull lips, she sank into the comfo...Read the whole joke
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4 What's the purpose of a bellybutton?
- What's the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down....Read the whole joke
Sex Jokes 906 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 What am I?
- You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. Iget wet before you do. What am I?A Te...Read the whole joke
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