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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room...
- When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room,what's the first thing to hang out?The DO NOT DISTURB...Read the whole joke |
768 |
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| 2 |
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?
- What is pink and moist and split in the middle?A grapefruit!...Read the whole joke |
721 |
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| 3 |
An old sailor goes to a brothel...
- An old sailor goes to a brothel,where he chooses his girl and begins."How am I doing?" He asks."Thre...Read the whole joke |
680 |
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| 4 |
A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back...
- A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back to her place for the night. Her paren...Read the whole joke |
645 |
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| 5 |
It has been determined that having sex before...
- It has been determined that having sex before participatingin athletic activity, such as a marathon ...Read the whole joke |
728 |
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| 6 |
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
- How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?When she sits on your face and you can't hear the st...Read the whole joke |
641 |
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| 7 |
What is the definition of an overbite?
- What is the definition of an overbite?When you go down on a girl and come up with a mouth full of sh...Read the whole joke |
726 |
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| 8 |
How do you know you're leading a sad life?
- How do you know you're leading a sad life?When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Let's just be friends."...Read the whole joke |
650 |
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| 9 |
Man who goes to sleep with sex...
- Confucious say: "Man who goes to sleep with sex on mind wakes up with solution in hand."...Read the whole joke |
684 |
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| 10 |
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor...
- A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor.He says "Doctor, I want to put her on the pill."T...Read the whole joke |
740 |
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| 11 |
One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided...
- One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided to get married.He was a man of the world and she was a...Read the whole joke |
672 |
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| 12 |
There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when...
- There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when the wife says to the husband that it was time ...Read the whole joke |
805 |
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| 13 |
A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her...
- A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her, "how much?" she replies, "$100 if I lay do...Read the whole joke |
718 |
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| 14 |
Did you hear about the new course you can take at school?
- Did you hear about the new course you can take at school?Yes, Intercourse....you go between periods ...Read the whole joke |
752 |
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| 15 |
How does a women hold her liquor?
- How does a women hold her liquor?By the ears....Read the whole joke |
686 |
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| 16 |
No children yet
- Mother: What seems to be the problem with you? You have been married three years and still no childr...Read the whole joke |
667 |
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| 17 |
Those clothes are very becoming on you
- Boy: Those clothes are very becoming on you!Girl: Why thank you!Boy: Of course, if I was on you...I ...Read the whole joke |
679 |
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| 18 |
How do you know when you have a serious overbite?
- How do you know when you have a serious overbite?When beaver starts tasting like shit....Read the whole joke |
659 |
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| 19 |
A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex...
- A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex with a dead woman. "How do you plead?" asked th...Read the whole joke |
748 |
|
| 20 |
How does Herpes leave the hospital?
- How does Herpes leave the hospital?On crotches....Read the whole joke |
667 |
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| 21 |
Play doctor
- Steve complained to his friend Al that lovemaking with his wife was becoming routine and boring."Get...Read the whole joke |
681 |
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| 22 |
An aging hooker volunteered to give the novice...
- An aging hooker volunteered to give the novice a few tips on the art of fellatio. Satisfied that she...Read the whole joke |
760 |
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| 23 |
What's the definition of a real loser?
- What's the definition of a real loser?A guy who has a wet dream and gets HIV....Read the whole joke |
638 |
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| 24 |
What is red and has seven dents?
- What is red and has seven dents?Snow White's cherry!...Read the whole joke |
643 |
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| 25 |
What's the difference between mono and herpes?
- What's the difference between mono and herpes?You get mono from from snatching a kiss.......Read the whole joke |
749 |
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| 26 |
What's the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist?
- What's the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist?A Geneologist looks up your family tr...Read the whole joke |
717 |
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| 27 |
Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?
- Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?A hooker because she can wash her crack and reuse it....Read the whole joke |
711 |
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