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Sex Jokes

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1 When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room...
- When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room,what's the first thing to hang out?The DO NOT DISTURB...Read the whole joke
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2 What is pink and moist and split in the middle?
- What is pink and moist and split in the middle?A grapefruit!...Read the whole joke
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3 An old sailor goes to a brothel...
- An old sailor goes to a brothel,where he chooses his girl and begins."How am I doing?" He asks."Thre...Read the whole joke
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4 A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back...
- A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back to her place for the night. Her paren...Read the whole joke
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5 It has been determined that having sex before...
- It has been determined that having sex before participatingin athletic activity, such as a marathon ...Read the whole joke
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6 How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
- How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?When she sits on your face and you can't hear the st...Read the whole joke
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7 What is the definition of an overbite?
- What is the definition of an overbite?When you go down on a girl and come up with a mouth full of sh...Read the whole joke
350 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 How do you know you're leading a sad life?
- How do you know you're leading a sad life?When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Let's just be friends."...Read the whole joke
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9 Man who goes to sleep with sex...
- Confucious say: "Man who goes to sleep with sex on mind wakes up with solution in hand."...Read the whole joke
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10 A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor...
- A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor.He says "Doctor, I want to put her on the pill."T...Read the whole joke
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11 One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided...
- One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided to get married.He was a man of the world and she was a...Read the whole joke
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12 There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when...
- There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when the wife says to the husband that it was time ...Read the whole joke
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13 A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her...
- A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her, "how much?" she replies, "$100 if I lay do...Read the whole joke
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14 Did you hear about the new course you can take at school?
- Did you hear about the new course you can take at school?Yes, Intercourse....you go between periods ...Read the whole joke
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15 How does a women hold her liquor?
- How does a women hold her liquor?By the ears....Read the whole joke
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16 No children yet
- Mother: What seems to be the problem with you? You have been married three years and still no childr...Read the whole joke
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17 Those clothes are very becoming on you
- Boy: Those clothes are very becoming on you!Girl: Why thank you!Boy: Of course, if I was on you...I ...Read the whole joke
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18 How do you know when you have a serious overbite?
- How do you know when you have a serious overbite?When beaver starts tasting like shit....Read the whole joke
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19 A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex...
- A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex with a dead woman. "How do you plead?" asked th...Read the whole joke
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20 How does Herpes leave the hospital?
- How does Herpes leave the hospital?On crotches....Read the whole joke
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21 Play doctor
- Steve complained to his friend Al that lovemaking with his wife was becoming routine and boring."Get...Read the whole joke
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22 An aging hooker volunteered to give the novice...
- An aging hooker volunteered to give the novice a few tips on the art of fellatio. Satisfied that she...Read the whole joke
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23 What's the definition of a real loser?
- What's the definition of a real loser?A guy who has a wet dream and gets HIV....Read the whole joke
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24 What is red and has seven dents?
- What is red and has seven dents?Snow White's cherry!...Read the whole joke
264 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 What's the difference between mono and herpes?
- What's the difference between mono and herpes?You get mono from from snatching a kiss.......Read the whole joke
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26 What's the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist?
- What's the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist?A Geneologist looks up your family tr...Read the whole joke
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27 Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?
- Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?A hooker because she can wash her crack and reuse it....Read the whole joke
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1 Three Brothers
- There were three brothers who bought a three story house. The eldest brother had the top floor, the ...Read the whole joke
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2 Why is pubic hair curly?
- Why is pubic hair curly?If it was straight, it would poke your eyes out....Read the whole joke
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3 Her senses swam. She was overcome with an aching desire...
- The woman entered the room, and with a knowing smile teasing herfull lips, she sank into the comfo...Read the whole joke
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4 What's the purpose of a bellybutton?
- What's the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down....Read the whole joke
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5 What am I?
- You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. Iget wet before you do. What am I?A Te...Read the whole joke
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