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1 |
The common symptoms of swine flu - The common symptoms of swine flu are: High fever, upset stomach, occasional cramps and an irresistib...Read the whole joke |
749 |
 |
2 |
The clerk showed the man the store's most expensive perfume... - The clerk showed the man the store's most expensive perfume."This is called 'Perhaps'," said the sal...Read the whole joke |
771 |
 |
3 |
Three altar boys are standing in the snow with... - Three altar boys are standing in the snow with their pants down around their ankles. They have their...Read the whole joke |
874 |
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4 |
Two hookers were on a street corner... - Two hookers were on a street corner. They started discussing business,and one of the hookers said, ...Read the whole joke |
791 |
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5 |
What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits? - Q: What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?A: 20 class rings fell out....Read the whole joke |
824 |
 |
6 |
A horny young man went to a brothel... - A horny young man went to a brothel... The lady at the counter asked him what his choice would be. T...Read the whole joke |
733 |
 |
7 |
Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low? - Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low????Sugar is when you kiss her on the lips!...Read the whole joke |
796 |
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8 |
A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over... - A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over. He walks up to the car and sees a nice...Read the whole joke |
776 |
 |
9 |
How do you know when you've satisfied a redhead? - Q: How do you know when you've satisfied a redhead?A: She unties you....Read the whole joke |
890 |
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10 |
Different sex outcomes - Different sex outcomesBrunette after sex: "Oh that was great! Love you... wanna marry?"Blonde after ...Read the whole joke |
741 |
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11 |
For me, penises are a hobby... - For me, penises are a hobby ... kinda like fishing ... The small ones you throw back, The good-sized...Read the whole joke |
801 |
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12 |
When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer... - When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer, he was delighted. But several weeks an...Read the whole joke |
868 |
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13 |
A woman walks into her accountant's office and... - A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accou...Read the whole joke |
743 |
 |
14 |
What do you do in case of fallout? - What do you do in case of fallout?Put it back in and take shorter strokes!...Read the whole joke |
764 |
 |
15 |
Do you know why it's called sex? - Do you know why it's called sex?Because it's easier to spell than Uhhhhh..oooohh...Ahhhhhh....AIIEEE...Read the whole joke |
765 |
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16 |
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar... - A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, "Haven't I seen you somewhere before?...Read the whole joke |
721 |
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17 |
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace... - If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace is the dove, what is the bird of TRUE love?Th...Read the whole joke |
795 |
 |
18 |
Sexually active - A REDNECK BRINGS HIS DAUGHTER TO THE GYNOCOLOGIST FOR BIRTH CONTROL PILLS.THE DR. ASKS,"IS YOUR DAUG...Read the whole joke |
707 |
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19 |
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked... - Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked the other, "Do you ever get to feeling horny?...Read the whole joke |
909 |
 |
20 |
How is sex like air? - How is sex like air?It's no big thing unless you aren't getting any....Read the whole joke |
728 |
 |
21 |
How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much? - How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?Ya put yer thumb in her ass, AND yer middle-finger ...Read the whole joke |
883 |
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22 |
What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction? - Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction? A: A tea bag....Read the whole joke |
903 |
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23 |
A nun is walking down a deserted road when... - A nun is walking down a deserted road when a man grabs her and starts raping her. After the rapist i...Read the whole joke |
818 |
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24 |
Do you know what a Yankee is? - Do you know what a Yankee is?Same as a quickie, except you're by yourself...Read the whole joke |
822 |
 |
25 |
Lightbulbs for dinner - Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, "My dad's tougher than your dad!""Oh yeah?" said Little Johnny...Read the whole joke |
905 |
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26 |
A guy's fingering his girlfriend... - A guy's fingering his girlfriend.She says, "Would you take off your ring? It's hurting me."He says, ...Read the whole joke |
789 |
 |
27 |
Every precaution - I must take every precaution not to get pregnant," said Edna to Priscilla. "But I thought you said y...Read the whole joke |
749 |
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