. . : Sex Jokes, Funny Jokes : : .
. : : Menu : : .


> Joke Categories:
Animal Jokes   Animal World   April Fools Jokes   At Work Jokes   Aviation Jokes   Bar Jokes   Blonde Jokes   Blonds Jokes   Business Jokes   Camping Jokes   Celebrities Jokes   Children Jokes   Christmas Jokes   Clean Jokes   Comedian Jokes   Common Jokes   Computer Jokes   Computers Jokes   Computing Jokes   Dirty Jokes   Doctor Jokes   Drunks Jokes   Dumb Jokes   Elderly Jokes   Elderly Jokes   Ethnic Jokes   Ethnical Jokes   Farming Jokes   Festival Jokes   Food Jokes   Foreigners   Free Jokes   Funny Jokes   Gender Jokes   Golf Jokes   Instrument Jokes   Irish Jokes   Job/Office Jokes   Kids Jokes   Language Jokes   Lawyer Jokes   Legal Jokes   Marriage Jokes   Medicine Jokes   Men Jokes   Men Jokes   Military Jokes   Miscellaneous   Mixed Jokes   Mom/Dad Jokes   Other Jokes   Ouch Jokes   Police Jokes   Political Jokes   Politics Jokes   Practical Jokes   Real Jokes   Red Indian Jokes   Redneck Jokes   Relationships Jokes   Religion Jokes   School Jokes   Science Jokes   More Jokes   Situations   Sport Jokes   Sports Jokes   Stats/Math Jokes   Travel Jokes   Travel Jokes   War Jokes   Women Jokes   Women Jokes   Yo Mama Jokes   Sex Jokes  

Sex Jokes

# Title Hits Rating
1 The common symptoms of swine flu
- The common symptoms of swine flu are: High fever, upset stomach, occasional cramps and an irresistib...Read the whole joke
332 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 The clerk showed the man the store's most expensive perfume...
- The clerk showed the man the store's most expensive perfume."This is called 'Perhaps'," said the sal...Read the whole joke
371 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Three altar boys are standing in the snow with...
- Three altar boys are standing in the snow with their pants down around their ankles. They have their...Read the whole joke
380 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Two hookers were on a street corner...
- Two hookers were on a street corner. They started discussing business,and one of the hookers said, ...Read the whole joke
398 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?
- Q: What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?A: 20 class rings fell out....Read the whole joke
434 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 A horny young man went to a brothel...
- A horny young man went to a brothel... The lady at the counter asked him what his choice would be. T...Read the whole joke
326 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low?
- Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low????Sugar is when you kiss her on the lips!...Read the whole joke
401 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over...
- A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over. He walks up to the car and sees a nice...Read the whole joke
375 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 How do you know when you've satisfied a redhead?
- Q: How do you know when you've satisfied a redhead?A: She unties you....Read the whole joke
491 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 Different sex outcomes
- Different sex outcomesBrunette after sex: "Oh that was great! Love you... wanna marry?"Blonde after ...Read the whole joke
340 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 For me, penises are a hobby...
- For me, penises are a hobby ... kinda like fishing ... The small ones you throw back, The good-sized...Read the whole joke
433 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer...
- When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer, he was delighted. But several weeks an...Read the whole joke
455 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 A woman walks into her accountant's office and...
- A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accou...Read the whole joke
342 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 What do you do in case of fallout?
- What do you do in case of fallout?Put it back in and take shorter strokes!...Read the whole joke
350 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 Do you know why it's called sex?
- Do you know why it's called sex?Because it's easier to spell than Uhhhhh..oooohh...Ahhhhhh....AIIEEE...Read the whole joke
367 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar...
- A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, "Haven't I seen you somewhere before?...Read the whole joke
340 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace...
- If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace is the dove, what is the bird of TRUE love?Th...Read the whole joke
408 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 Sexually active
- A REDNECK BRINGS HIS DAUGHTER TO THE GYNOCOLOGIST FOR BIRTH CONTROL PILLS.THE DR. ASKS,"IS YOUR DAUG...Read the whole joke
323 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked...
- Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked the other, "Do you ever get to feeling horny?...Read the whole joke
514 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 How is sex like air?
- How is sex like air?It's no big thing unless you aren't getting any....Read the whole joke
352 Rating:0 | Voted:0
21 How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?
- How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?Ya put yer thumb in her ass, AND yer middle-finger ...Read the whole joke
508 Rating:0 | Voted:0
22 What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
- Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction? A: A tea bag....Read the whole joke
470 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 A nun is walking down a deserted road when...
- A nun is walking down a deserted road when a man grabs her and starts raping her. After the rapist i...Read the whole joke
369 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 Do you know what a Yankee is?
- Do you know what a Yankee is?Same as a quickie, except you're by yourself...Read the whole joke
370 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 Lightbulbs for dinner
- Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, "My dad's tougher than your dad!""Oh yeah?" said Little Johnny...Read the whole joke
506 Rating:0 | Voted:0
26 A guy's fingering his girlfriend...
- A guy's fingering his girlfriend.She says, "Would you take off your ring? It's hurting me."He says, ...Read the whole joke
413 Rating:0 | Voted:0
27 Every precaution
- I must take every precaution not to get pregnant," said Edna to Priscilla. "But I thought you said y...Read the whole joke
357 Rating:0 | Voted:0

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Three Brothers
- There were three brothers who bought a three story house. The eldest brother had the top floor, the ...Read the whole joke
Sex Jokes 1263 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 Why is pubic hair curly?
- Why is pubic hair curly?If it was straight, it would poke your eyes out....Read the whole joke
Sex Jokes 951 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Her senses swam. She was overcome with an aching desire...
- The woman entered the room, and with a knowing smile teasing herfull lips, she sank into the comfo...Read the whole joke
Sex Jokes 911 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 What's the purpose of a bellybutton?
- What's the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down....Read the whole joke
Sex Jokes 906 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 What am I?
- You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. Iget wet before you do. What am I?A Te...Read the whole joke
Sex Jokes 867 Rating:0 | Voted:0

Render: 0.022 Sec ¦ By AhmBay