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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
The common symptoms of swine flu
- The common symptoms of swine flu are: High fever, upset stomach, occasional cramps and an irresistib...Read the whole joke |
707 |
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| 2 |
The clerk showed the man the store's most expensive perfume...
- The clerk showed the man the store's most expensive perfume."This is called 'Perhaps'," said the sal...Read the whole joke |
738 |
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| 3 |
Three altar boys are standing in the snow with...
- Three altar boys are standing in the snow with their pants down around their ankles. They have their...Read the whole joke |
841 |
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| 4 |
Two hookers were on a street corner...
- Two hookers were on a street corner. They started discussing business,and one of the hookers said, ...Read the whole joke |
757 |
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| 5 |
What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?
- Q: What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?A: 20 class rings fell out....Read the whole joke |
793 |
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| 6 |
A horny young man went to a brothel...
- A horny young man went to a brothel... The lady at the counter asked him what his choice would be. T...Read the whole joke |
695 |
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| 7 |
Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low?
- Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low????Sugar is when you kiss her on the lips!...Read the whole joke |
763 |
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| 8 |
A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over...
- A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over. He walks up to the car and sees a nice...Read the whole joke |
736 |
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| 9 |
How do you know when you've satisfied a redhead?
- Q: How do you know when you've satisfied a redhead?A: She unties you....Read the whole joke |
853 |
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| 10 |
Different sex outcomes
- Different sex outcomesBrunette after sex: "Oh that was great! Love you... wanna marry?"Blonde after ...Read the whole joke |
705 |
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| 11 |
For me, penises are a hobby...
- For me, penises are a hobby ... kinda like fishing ... The small ones you throw back, The good-sized...Read the whole joke |
771 |
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| 12 |
When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer...
- When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer, he was delighted. But several weeks an...Read the whole joke |
837 |
|
| 13 |
A woman walks into her accountant's office and...
- A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accou...Read the whole joke |
705 |
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| 14 |
What do you do in case of fallout?
- What do you do in case of fallout?Put it back in and take shorter strokes!...Read the whole joke |
731 |
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| 15 |
Do you know why it's called sex?
- Do you know why it's called sex?Because it's easier to spell than Uhhhhh..oooohh...Ahhhhhh....AIIEEE...Read the whole joke |
734 |
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| 16 |
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar...
- A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, "Haven't I seen you somewhere before?...Read the whole joke |
689 |
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| 17 |
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace...
- If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace is the dove, what is the bird of TRUE love?Th...Read the whole joke |
763 |
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| 18 |
Sexually active
- A REDNECK BRINGS HIS DAUGHTER TO THE GYNOCOLOGIST FOR BIRTH CONTROL PILLS.THE DR. ASKS,"IS YOUR DAUG...Read the whole joke |
674 |
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| 19 |
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked...
- Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked the other, "Do you ever get to feeling horny?...Read the whole joke |
876 |
|
| 20 |
How is sex like air?
- How is sex like air?It's no big thing unless you aren't getting any....Read the whole joke |
697 |
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| 21 |
How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?
- How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?Ya put yer thumb in her ass, AND yer middle-finger ...Read the whole joke |
848 |
|
| 22 |
What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
- Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction? A: A tea bag....Read the whole joke |
866 |
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| 23 |
A nun is walking down a deserted road when...
- A nun is walking down a deserted road when a man grabs her and starts raping her. After the rapist i...Read the whole joke |
779 |
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| 24 |
Do you know what a Yankee is?
- Do you know what a Yankee is?Same as a quickie, except you're by yourself...Read the whole joke |
785 |
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| 25 |
Lightbulbs for dinner
- Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, "My dad's tougher than your dad!""Oh yeah?" said Little Johnny...Read the whole joke |
874 |
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| 26 |
A guy's fingering his girlfriend...
- A guy's fingering his girlfriend.She says, "Would you take off your ring? It's hurting me."He says, ...Read the whole joke |
760 |
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| 27 |
Every precaution
- I must take every precaution not to get pregnant," said Edna to Priscilla. "But I thought you said y...Read the whole joke |
711 |
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