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Title |
Hits |
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| 1 |
An elderly man goes into a brothel...
- An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like ayoung girl for the night. Sur...Read the whole joke |
1269 |
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| 2 |
A question for Bill Clinton
- A question for Bill Clinton:"What was Miss Lewinsky's most memorable feature?""She has the whitest t...Read the whole joke |
1335 |
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| 3 |
What's the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?
- What's the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place and the whol...Read the whole joke |
1343 |
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| 4 |
Alcohol as a substitute for a woman
- A guy says, "I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute for women.""Yeah what happened...Read the whole joke |
1436 |
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| 5 |
What's the purpose of a bellybutton?
- What's the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down....Read the whole joke |
1529 |
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| 6 |
Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays...
- Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays:- What did you ask Santa Claus to give you?- Hundred dolla...Read the whole joke |
1272 |
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| 7 |
What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?
- What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?They both cause you to stand around for an hour waitin...Read the whole joke |
1204 |
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| 8 |
Definition of bad lover
- Definition of bad lover:An earthquake occurs during sex. Afterwards he asks the woman if she felt th...Read the whole joke |
1281 |
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| 9 |
A doctor's advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm
- A doctor's advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm: "Use it on every conceivable oc...Read the whole joke |
1166 |
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| 10 |
Elderly romance
- There's an elderly man and woman sitting in the sunroom of a retirement home. The old man says to th...Read the whole joke |
1315 |
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| 11 |
Social Security Sex
- Two men were talking. "So, how's your sex life?" "Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security se...Read the whole joke |
1276 |
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| 12 |
What am I?
- You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. Iget wet before you do. What am I?A Te...Read the whole joke |
1474 |
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| 13 |
What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of...
- What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot ofheat and excitement?Firetruck...Read the whole joke |
1394 |
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| 14 |
Course of action
- One Friday afternoon, two secretaries were hanging around the watercooler at the office. "Veronica, ...Read the whole joke |
1249 |
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| 15 |
Bra sizes
- Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F and Gare the letters used to define bra sizes?If you...Read the whole joke |
1230 |
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| 16 |
It just kills my appetite
- A woman asks her husband if he'd like some breakfast. "Would you like bacon and eggs, perhaps? A sli...Read the whole joke |
1158 |
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| 17 |
Appropriate punishment
- Through the kitchen window a farmer's wife sees herson coming home from school. The boy's in a bad m...Read the whole joke |
1213 |
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| 18 |
Mysterious picture
- After a wonderful night of love making, the young guy rolled over and was looking around when he not...Read the whole joke |
1408 |
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| 19 |
A husband and wife were out playing golf...
- A husband and wife were out playing golf. They tee off and one drive goes to the right and one drive...Read the whole joke |
1361 |
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| 20 |
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?
- What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?A backdoor pedofile!...Read the whole joke |
1189 |
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| 21 |
Her senses swam. She was overcome with an aching desire...
- The woman entered the room, and with a knowing smile teasing herfull lips, she sank into the comfo...Read the whole joke |
1565 |
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| 22 |
The right rhythm
- On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie wentstraight to her grandparent'...Read the whole joke |
1326 |
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| 23 |
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?
- What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?Darling....Read the whole joke |
1310 |
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| 24 |
What is the Australian for foreplay?
- What is the Australian for foreplay?Brace yourself, Sheila!And the Welsh?Are you awake, Gwen?...Read the whole joke |
1247 |
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| 25 |
There was a young girl called Anna...
- There was a young girl called Anna,Who was rather good with a spanner.A boy gave her a knock,So she ...Read the whole joke |
1341 |
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| 26 |
Why is sex like money in the bank?
- Why is sex like money in the bank?Because when you withdraw, you lose interest.Sent by Annette...Read the whole joke |
1223 |
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| 27 |
Why is pubic hair curly?
- Why is pubic hair curly?If it was straight, it would poke your eyes out....Read the whole joke |
1535 |
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