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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
A boat load filled with Viagra sank in Baltimore Harbor... - A boat load filled with Viagra sank in Baltimore Harbor.They could not get the draw bridges down for...Read the whole joke |
741 |
 |
2 |
Anomaly or... - "Doctor, I need your help," the woman says. "What seems to be the problem?" "My husband just doesn't...Read the whole joke |
806 |
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3 |
A vicious circle - A little girl asks her father, "where do little girls come from?" The father says, "they come from a...Read the whole joke |
764 |
 |
4 |
A young girl is speaking with her father... - A young girl is speaking with her father."Daddy, what's that between your legs?""That's my hedgehog....Read the whole joke |
788 |
 |
5 |
A proper name - While away at a convention, an executive happened to meet a young woman who was pretty and intellige...Read the whole joke |
774 |
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6 |
Old Chinese proverb - Old Chinese proverb:Rape impossible!Woman with skirt up run faster than man with trousers down!...Read the whole joke |
754 |
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7 |
What is worse than a dead dog on your piano? - Q: What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?A: An infected pussy on your organ....Read the whole joke |
789 |
 |
8 |
What's the definition of virginity? - Q: What's the definition of virginity?A: A big issue over a little tissue....Read the whole joke |
760 |
 |
9 |
What's the definition of the perfect woman? - Ok, I'm going to get a lot of hate mail for this one...What's the definition of the perfect woman?Sh...Read the whole joke |
908 |
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10 |
Back in the good ole days in Texas... - Back in the good ole days in Texas, when stage coaches and the like werepopular, there were three pe...Read the whole joke |
792 |
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11 |
A cure for a headache - Phil was at the bar one night, and complained about having a headache."I've got a beaut cure for a h...Read the whole joke |
908 |
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12 |
Two men are discussing the age old question... - Two men are discussing the age old question: who enjoys sex more, the man or the woman? A woman walk...Read the whole joke |
908 |
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13 |
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to... - A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to an extremely gorgeous woman. The first thing he notices...Read the whole joke |
746 |
 |
14 |
One day a priest went into a public bathroom to use the stall... - One day a priest went into a public bathroom to use the stall. While he was on the toilet, he heard ...Read the whole joke |
823 |
 |
15 |
What's the difference between Love, True Love and showing off? - What's the difference between Love, True Love and showing off? Spit, swallow and gargle....Read the whole joke |
738 |
 |
16 |
When I was growing up I used to lick all... - When I was growing up I used to lick all the kids on the block except for the Browns...They were boy...Read the whole joke |
959 |
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17 |
What do jello and a woman have in common? - What do jello and a woman have in common?They both wiggle when you eat them....Read the whole joke |
780 |
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18 |
A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South... - A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South.He got a ride from a mean-looking redneck...Read the whole joke |
814 |
 |
19 |
A Long Chocolate Fallus Story - My penis made me locally famous. I didn't find out about it until I got tothe University. Before the...Read the whole joke |
822 |
 |
20 |
How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex? - How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?She hikes up her skirt every time you yawn....Read the whole joke |
819 |
 |
21 |
Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters... - Q: Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters will improve your sex life?A: Because if you'll ...Read the whole joke |
757 |
 |
22 |
Two young girls were talking about their sex lives... - Two young girls were talking about their sex lives when the first girl says, "Oh my god! , it was re...Read the whole joke |
967 |
 |
23 |
Two bikers were talking at a bar... - Two bikers were talking at a bar."How's married life?" asks the first."It's fine," says the second."...Read the whole joke |
781 |
 |
24 |
Why is having a wank like eating McDonald's? - Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald's?A: Because it's always exactly the same and afterward...Read the whole joke |
779 |
 |
25 |
A couple on their honeymoon woke up after their big night... - A couple on their honeymoon woke up after their big night.The bride rolled over and said, "That was ...Read the whole joke |
827 |
 |
26 |
A novel idea - A guest from some foreign country was bragging that in HIScountry there is 79 different ways to make...Read the whole joke |
830 |
 |
27 |
A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy... - A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy in the movies when his toupee slides off...Read the whole joke |
835 |
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