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Sex Jokes

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1 A boat load filled with Viagra sank in Baltimore Harbor...
- A boat load filled with Viagra sank in Baltimore Harbor.They could not get the draw bridges down for...Read the whole joke
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2 Anomaly or...
- "Doctor, I need your help," the woman says. "What seems to be the problem?" "My husband just doesn't...Read the whole joke
370 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 A vicious circle
- A little girl asks her father, "where do little girls come from?" The father says, "they come from a...Read the whole joke
379 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 A young girl is speaking with her father...
- A young girl is speaking with her father."Daddy, what's that between your legs?""That's my hedgehog....Read the whole joke
389 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 A proper name
- While away at a convention, an executive happened to meet a young woman who was pretty and intellige...Read the whole joke
330 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 Old Chinese proverb
- Old Chinese proverb:Rape impossible!Woman with skirt up run faster than man with trousers down!...Read the whole joke
345 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?
- Q: What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?A: An infected pussy on your organ....Read the whole joke
373 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 What's the definition of virginity?
- Q: What's the definition of virginity?A: A big issue over a little tissue....Read the whole joke
341 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 What's the definition of the perfect woman?
- Ok, I'm going to get a lot of hate mail for this one...What's the definition of the perfect woman?Sh...Read the whole joke
504 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 Back in the good ole days in Texas...
- Back in the good ole days in Texas, when stage coaches and the like werepopular, there were three pe...Read the whole joke
356 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 A cure for a headache
- Phil was at the bar one night, and complained about having a headache."I've got a beaut cure for a h...Read the whole joke
504 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 Two men are discussing the age old question...
- Two men are discussing the age old question: who enjoys sex more, the man or the woman? A woman walk...Read the whole joke
480 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to...
- A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to an extremely gorgeous woman. The first thing he notices...Read the whole joke
332 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 One day a priest went into a public bathroom to use the stall...
- One day a priest went into a public bathroom to use the stall. While he was on the toilet, he heard ...Read the whole joke
388 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 What's the difference between Love, True Love and showing off?
- What's the difference between Love, True Love and showing off? Spit, swallow and gargle....Read the whole joke
331 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 When I was growing up I used to lick all...
- When I was growing up I used to lick all the kids on the block except for the Browns...They were boy...Read the whole joke
446 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 What do jello and a woman have in common?
- What do jello and a woman have in common?They both wiggle when you eat them....Read the whole joke
378 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South...
- A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South.He got a ride from a mean-looking redneck...Read the whole joke
409 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 A Long Chocolate Fallus Story
- My penis made me locally famous. I didn't find out about it until I got tothe University. Before the...Read the whole joke
338 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?
- How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?She hikes up her skirt every time you yawn....Read the whole joke
394 Rating:0 | Voted:0
21 Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters...
- Q: Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters will improve your sex life?A: Because if you'll ...Read the whole joke
363 Rating:0 | Voted:0
22 Two young girls were talking about their sex lives...
- Two young girls were talking about their sex lives when the first girl says, "Oh my god! , it was re...Read the whole joke
538 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 Two bikers were talking at a bar...
- Two bikers were talking at a bar."How's married life?" asks the first."It's fine," says the second."...Read the whole joke
344 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 Why is having a wank like eating McDonald's?
- Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald's?A: Because it's always exactly the same and afterward...Read the whole joke
372 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 A couple on their honeymoon woke up after their big night...
- A couple on their honeymoon woke up after their big night.The bride rolled over and said, "That was ...Read the whole joke
397 Rating:0 | Voted:0
26 A novel idea
- A guest from some foreign country was bragging that in HIScountry there is 79 different ways to make...Read the whole joke
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27 A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy...
- A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy in the movies when his toupee slides off...Read the whole joke
425 Rating:0 | Voted:0

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Three Brothers
- There were three brothers who bought a three story house. The eldest brother had the top floor, the ...Read the whole joke
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2 Why is pubic hair curly?
- Why is pubic hair curly?If it was straight, it would poke your eyes out....Read the whole joke
Sex Jokes 958 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Her senses swam. She was overcome with an aching desire...
- The woman entered the room, and with a knowing smile teasing herfull lips, she sank into the comfo...Read the whole joke
Sex Jokes 918 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 What's the purpose of a bellybutton?
- What's the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down....Read the whole joke
Sex Jokes 913 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 What am I?
- You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. Iget wet before you do. What am I?A Te...Read the whole joke
Sex Jokes 874 Rating:0 | Voted:0

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