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Religion Jokes

# Title Hits Rating
1 Camel Died
- Camel Died A nun and a priest are riding a camel through the dessert. After a few days the camel...Read the whole joke
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2 An old drunk stumbles into a confessional...
- An old drunk stumbles into a confessional. After not hearing anything for a while the Priest kno...Read the whole joke
304 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Ought to be hung
- When the airline Captain announced they were flying over Salt Lake City, Utah, a woman told the ...Read the whole joke
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4 Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven...
- Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven. St. Peter makes the inspection. The first one says:"I ...Read the whole joke
360 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 Two nuns are walking down an alley...
- Two nuns are walking down an alley when two guys jump out of the dark. They start raping the nun...Read the whole joke
364 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 Six people were on a plane...
- Six people were on a plane. A doctor, a lawyer a priest and 3 children. The pilot comes on the r...Read the whole joke
324 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up...
- "Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up to the holy water a minute ago, and he splashe...Read the whole joke
363 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 The absolved
- There was a large nuclear accident and one of the worlds largest cities was totally destroyed. T...Read the whole joke
300 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 TWO NUNS AND A BLIND MAN
- TWO NUNS AND A BLIND MANTwo nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instructio...Read the whole joke
463 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 A teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates...
- Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Pet...Read the whole joke
259 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 Heaven and smoking
- Jay: Does the Bible say that if you smoke you can't get to heaven? Ted: No, but the more you smo...Read the whole joke
368 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 Three couples wanted to join a church...
- Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle aged couple and a youngnewlywed couple wanted to join a c...Read the whole joke
417 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil...
- Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil, who explains that the punishments are changed every thousa...Read the whole joke
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14 A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg...
- A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg who many years ago wasstranded late one night at a fashionable re...Read the whole joke
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15 An unfortunate coincidence
- One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, ...Read the whole joke
304 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 Stress-Relieving Prayer
- Stress-Relieving PrayerLord,Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,The courage t...Read the whole joke
404 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto wreck...
- Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto wreck. None survived. One minute they were driving along...Read the whole joke
343 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 Love Jesus
- Love Jesus by Dennis DiPasquale The other day...Read the whole joke
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19 The Naming of Jesus
- The Naming of JesusA group of biblical scholars were involved in a heated discussion about how Jesus...Read the whole joke
290 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 Preserving the Egg of Life
- Preserving the Egg of LifeObviously, Football is a syndrome of religious rites symbolizing thestrugg...Read the whole joke
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21 Sister Margaret died...
- Sister Margaret died and through some error found herself in hell. She immediately called Saint Pete...Read the whole joke
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22 A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist...
- A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist. While the religious one prayed day in, day...Read the whole joke
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23 Satanic Barney Proof
- Satanic Barney Proof Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR Prove: Barney is satanic ...Read the whole joke
328 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit...
- A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher's ...Read the whole joke
286 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
- How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? Such number as may be deemed to perform...Read the whole joke
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26 Two attorneys went into a diner...
- Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their br...Read the whole joke
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27 A wise choice
- The following is a courtroom exchange between a defense attorneyand a farmer with a bodily injury c...Read the whole joke
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# Title Category Hits Rating
1 A Friend's Prayer
- A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke
Religion Jokes 1839 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 What language do the Vatican Police speak?
- What language do the Vatican Police speak?Pig Latin!...Read the whole joke
Religion Jokes 840 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 How can I believe in God when just last week...
- "How can I believe in God when just last week I gotmy tongue caught in the roller of an electric typ...Read the whole joke
Religion Jokes 818 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Three religious truths
- There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants do not...Read the whole joke
Religion Jokes 812 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning...
- The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning, walkinground his new parish, after leaving his wife i...Read the whole joke
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