| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Camel Died
- Camel Died A nun and a priest are riding a camel through the dessert. After a few days the camel...Read the whole joke |
697 |
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| 2 |
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional...
- An old drunk stumbles into a confessional. After not hearing anything for a while the Priest kno...Read the whole joke |
692 |
|
| 3 |
Ought to be hung
- When the airline Captain announced they were flying over Salt Lake City, Utah, a woman told the ...Read the whole joke |
688 |
|
| 4 |
Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven...
- Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven. St. Peter makes the inspection. The first one says:"I ...Read the whole joke |
759 |
|
| 5 |
Two nuns are walking down an alley...
- Two nuns are walking down an alley when two guys jump out of the dark. They start raping the nun...Read the whole joke |
755 |
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| 6 |
Six people were on a plane...
- Six people were on a plane. A doctor, a lawyer a priest and 3 children. The pilot comes on the r...Read the whole joke |
721 |
|
| 7 |
Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up...
- "Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up to the holy water a minute ago, and he splashe...Read the whole joke |
767 |
|
| 8 |
The absolved
- There was a large nuclear accident and one of the worlds largest cities was totally destroyed. T...Read the whole joke |
730 |
|
| 9 |
TWO NUNS AND A BLIND MAN
- TWO NUNS AND A BLIND MANTwo nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instructio...Read the whole joke |
863 |
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| 10 |
A teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates...
- Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Pet...Read the whole joke |
641 |
|
| 11 |
Heaven and smoking
- Jay: Does the Bible say that if you smoke you can't get to heaven? Ted: No, but the more you smo...Read the whole joke |
742 |
|
| 12 |
Three couples wanted to join a church...
- Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle aged couple and a youngnewlywed couple wanted to join a c...Read the whole joke |
846 |
|
| 13 |
Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil...
- Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil, who explains that the punishments are changed every thousa...Read the whole joke |
837 |
|
| 14 |
A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg...
- A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg who many years ago wasstranded late one night at a fashionable re...Read the whole joke |
819 |
|
| 15 |
An unfortunate coincidence
- One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, ...Read the whole joke |
705 |
|
| 16 |
Stress-Relieving Prayer
- Stress-Relieving PrayerLord,Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,The courage t...Read the whole joke |
789 |
|
| 17 |
Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto wreck...
- Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto wreck. None survived. One minute they were driving along...Read the whole joke |
722 |
|
| 18 |
Love Jesus
- Love Jesus by Dennis DiPasquale The other day...Read the whole joke |
847 |
|
| 19 |
The Naming of Jesus
- The Naming of JesusA group of biblical scholars were involved in a heated discussion about how Jesus...Read the whole joke |
674 |
|
| 20 |
Preserving the Egg of Life
- Preserving the Egg of LifeObviously, Football is a syndrome of religious rites symbolizing thestrugg...Read the whole joke |
727 |
|
| 21 |
Sister Margaret died...
- Sister Margaret died and through some error found herself in hell. She immediately called Saint Pete...Read the whole joke |
833 |
|
| 22 |
A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist...
- A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist. While the religious one prayed day in, day...Read the whole joke |
689 |
|
| 23 |
Satanic Barney Proof
- Satanic Barney Proof Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR Prove: Barney is satanic ...Read the whole joke |
718 |
|
| 24 |
A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit...
- A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher's ...Read the whole joke |
666 |
|
| 25 |
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
- How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? Such number as may be deemed to perform...Read the whole joke |
761 |
|
| 26 |
Two attorneys went into a diner...
- Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their br...Read the whole joke |
845 |
|
| 27 |
A wise choice
- The following is a courtroom exchange between a defense attorneyand a farmer with a bodily injury c...Read the whole joke |
731 |
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