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1 |
This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided... - This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided he wouldspend it on the golf course. After arrivin...Read the whole joke |
715 |
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2 |
This fellow comes to confession... - This fellow comes to confession. "Father, he said, forgive mefor I have sinned."The priest asked, "W...Read the whole joke |
736 |
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3 |
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items... - A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items. Nearthe cash register he saw a display of c...Read the whole joke |
874 |
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4 |
Waxing eloquent on the sins of the flesh... - Waxing eloquent on the sins of the flesh, the dynamicyoung preacher raised himself to full height, l...Read the whole joke |
692 |
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5 |
Confession - The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she has a terrible secret and he...Read the whole joke |
762 |
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6 |
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower? - Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?They don't like to look down on the unemployed....Read the whole joke |
724 |
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7 |
The three wise men are out for a stroll when... - The three wise men are out for a stroll when they come across a stable. The three of them decide to ...Read the whole joke |
824 |
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8 |
A man was driving from New York to San Francisco... - A man was driving from New York to San Francisco. He got as far asCleveland, when he realized he wa...Read the whole joke |
805 |
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9 |
What is the biggest problem for an atheist? - What is the biggest problem for an atheist?No one to talk to during orgasm....Read the whole joke |
674 |
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10 |
A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her... - A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her to hear a confession: "Today I enjoyed the pleasures...Read the whole joke |
659 |
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11 |
Jesus has risen - Easter is approaching. Father O'Maley checks estimates for the flowerdecoration of the altar.The cat...Read the whole joke |
702 |
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12 |
GIRL'S CONFESSION - GIRL'S CONFESSION The priest leaned closer to hear the girl's confession. "So me andmy cousin were...Read the whole joke |
934 |
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13 |
4 Nuns at a church wanted to watch TV... - 4 Nuns at a church wanted to watch TV. The first one said she wanted towatch the INDY 500. The secon...Read the whole joke |
767 |
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14 |
Why wasn't Jesus born in America? - Why wasn't Jesus born in America?They couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin....Read the whole joke |
659 |
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15 |
This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to... - This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to own an equallyfundamentally Christian pet....Read the whole joke |
778 |
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16 |
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached... - Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, "Baptism is a...Read the whole joke |
708 |
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17 |
Seymour was a good and pious man... - Seymour was a good and pious man, and when he passed away, the Lord himself greeted him at the pearl...Read the whole joke |
746 |
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18 |
A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock... - A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock ready to process at the beginning of the service. His...Read the whole joke |
895 |
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19 |
A young minister, in the first days of his first parish... - A young minister, in the first days of his first parish, was obliged to call upon the widow of an ec...Read the whole joke |
921 |
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20 |
The only true religion - One day God called the Pope, and he said "John Paul I have good news and bad news. First the good ne...Read the whole joke |
733 |
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21 |
On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was... - On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was doing a crossword puzzle. After a while, he tu...Read the whole joke |
774 |
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22 |
Where to send him? - A Jesuit, a Dominican and a Franciscan were walking along an old road, debating the greatness of the...Read the whole joke |
671 |
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23 |
How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish? - Q. How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?A. When he goes to confession, he ta...Read the whole joke |
760 |
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24 |
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common? - Q. What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?A. They both have balls just for decoration....Read the whole joke |
763 |
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25 |
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies... - Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies. They ran out of gas. Fortunately they could walk to ...Read the whole joke |
795 |
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26 |
What's the difference between a nun and a woman... - What's the difference between a nun and a woman taking a shower?The nun has hope in her soul....Read the whole joke |
770 |
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27 |
And Jesus said unto his disciples... - And Jesus said unto his disciples, "Whom do men say that I am?"And His disciples answered unto Him, ...Read the whole joke |
830 |
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