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Religion Jokes

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1 This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided...
- This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided he wouldspend it on the golf course. After arrivin...Read the whole joke
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2 This fellow comes to confession...
- This fellow comes to confession. "Father, he said, forgive mefor I have sinned."The priest asked, "W...Read the whole joke
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3 A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items...
- A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items. Nearthe cash register he saw a display of c...Read the whole joke
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4 Waxing eloquent on the sins of the flesh...
- Waxing eloquent on the sins of the flesh, the dynamicyoung preacher raised himself to full height, l...Read the whole joke
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5 Confession
- The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she has a terrible secret and he...Read the whole joke
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6 Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?
- Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?They don't like to look down on the unemployed....Read the whole joke
327 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 The three wise men are out for a stroll when...
- The three wise men are out for a stroll when they come across a stable. The three of them decide to ...Read the whole joke
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8 A man was driving from New York to San Francisco...
- A man was driving from New York to San Francisco. He got as far asCleveland, when he realized he wa...Read the whole joke
432 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
- What is the biggest problem for an atheist?No one to talk to during orgasm....Read the whole joke
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10 A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her...
- A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her to hear a confession: "Today I enjoyed the pleasures...Read the whole joke
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11 Jesus has risen
- Easter is approaching. Father O'Maley checks estimates for the flowerdecoration of the altar.The cat...Read the whole joke
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12 GIRL'S CONFESSION
- GIRL'S CONFESSION The priest leaned closer to hear the girl's confession. "So me andmy cousin were...Read the whole joke
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13 4 Nuns at a church wanted to watch TV...
- 4 Nuns at a church wanted to watch TV. The first one said she wanted towatch the INDY 500. The secon...Read the whole joke
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14 Why wasn't Jesus born in America?
- Why wasn't Jesus born in America?They couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin....Read the whole joke
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15 This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to...
- This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to own an equallyfundamentally Christian pet....Read the whole joke
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16 Before performing a baptism, the priest approached...
- Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, "Baptism is a...Read the whole joke
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17 Seymour was a good and pious man...
- Seymour was a good and pious man, and when he passed away, the Lord himself greeted him at the pearl...Read the whole joke
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18 A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock...
- A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock ready to process at the beginning of the service. His...Read the whole joke
533 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 A young minister, in the first days of his first parish...
- A young minister, in the first days of his first parish, was obliged to call upon the widow of an ec...Read the whole joke
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20 The only true religion
- One day God called the Pope, and he said "John Paul I have good news and bad news. First the good ne...Read the whole joke
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21 On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was...
- On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was doing a crossword puzzle. After a while, he tu...Read the whole joke
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22 Where to send him?
- A Jesuit, a Dominican and a Franciscan were walking along an old road, debating the greatness of the...Read the whole joke
296 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?
- Q. How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?A. When he goes to confession, he ta...Read the whole joke
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24 What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?
- Q. What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?A. They both have balls just for decoration....Read the whole joke
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25 Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies...
- Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies. They ran out of gas. Fortunately they could walk to ...Read the whole joke
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26 What's the difference between a nun and a woman...
- What's the difference between a nun and a woman taking a shower?The nun has hope in her soul....Read the whole joke
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27 And Jesus said unto his disciples...
- And Jesus said unto his disciples, "Whom do men say that I am?"And His disciples answered unto Him, ...Read the whole joke
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# Title Category Hits Rating
1 A Friend's Prayer
- A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke
Religion Jokes 1840 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 What language do the Vatican Police speak?
- What language do the Vatican Police speak?Pig Latin!...Read the whole joke
Religion Jokes 842 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 How can I believe in God when just last week...
- "How can I believe in God when just last week I gotmy tongue caught in the roller of an electric typ...Read the whole joke
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4 Three religious truths
- There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants do not...Read the whole joke
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5 The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning...
- The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning, walkinground his new parish, after leaving his wife i...Read the whole joke
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