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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided...
- This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided he wouldspend it on the golf course. After arrivin...Read the whole joke |
715 |
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| 2 |
This fellow comes to confession...
- This fellow comes to confession. "Father, he said, forgive mefor I have sinned."The priest asked, "W...Read the whole joke |
736 |
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| 3 |
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items...
- A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items. Nearthe cash register he saw a display of c...Read the whole joke |
874 |
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| 4 |
Waxing eloquent on the sins of the flesh...
- Waxing eloquent on the sins of the flesh, the dynamicyoung preacher raised himself to full height, l...Read the whole joke |
692 |
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| 5 |
Confession
- The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she has a terrible secret and he...Read the whole joke |
762 |
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| 6 |
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?
- Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?They don't like to look down on the unemployed....Read the whole joke |
724 |
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| 7 |
The three wise men are out for a stroll when...
- The three wise men are out for a stroll when they come across a stable. The three of them decide to ...Read the whole joke |
824 |
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| 8 |
A man was driving from New York to San Francisco...
- A man was driving from New York to San Francisco. He got as far asCleveland, when he realized he wa...Read the whole joke |
805 |
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| 9 |
What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
- What is the biggest problem for an atheist?No one to talk to during orgasm....Read the whole joke |
674 |
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| 10 |
A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her...
- A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her to hear a confession: "Today I enjoyed the pleasures...Read the whole joke |
659 |
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| 11 |
Jesus has risen
- Easter is approaching. Father O'Maley checks estimates for the flowerdecoration of the altar.The cat...Read the whole joke |
702 |
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| 12 |
GIRL'S CONFESSION
- GIRL'S CONFESSION The priest leaned closer to hear the girl's confession. "So me andmy cousin were...Read the whole joke |
934 |
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| 13 |
4 Nuns at a church wanted to watch TV...
- 4 Nuns at a church wanted to watch TV. The first one said she wanted towatch the INDY 500. The secon...Read the whole joke |
767 |
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| 14 |
Why wasn't Jesus born in America?
- Why wasn't Jesus born in America?They couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin....Read the whole joke |
659 |
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| 15 |
This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to...
- This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to own an equallyfundamentally Christian pet....Read the whole joke |
778 |
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| 16 |
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached...
- Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, "Baptism is a...Read the whole joke |
708 |
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| 17 |
Seymour was a good and pious man...
- Seymour was a good and pious man, and when he passed away, the Lord himself greeted him at the pearl...Read the whole joke |
746 |
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| 18 |
A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock...
- A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock ready to process at the beginning of the service. His...Read the whole joke |
895 |
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| 19 |
A young minister, in the first days of his first parish...
- A young minister, in the first days of his first parish, was obliged to call upon the widow of an ec...Read the whole joke |
921 |
|
| 20 |
The only true religion
- One day God called the Pope, and he said "John Paul I have good news and bad news. First the good ne...Read the whole joke |
733 |
|
| 21 |
On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was...
- On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was doing a crossword puzzle. After a while, he tu...Read the whole joke |
774 |
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| 22 |
Where to send him?
- A Jesuit, a Dominican and a Franciscan were walking along an old road, debating the greatness of the...Read the whole joke |
671 |
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| 23 |
How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?
- Q. How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?A. When he goes to confession, he ta...Read the whole joke |
760 |
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| 24 |
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?
- Q. What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?A. They both have balls just for decoration....Read the whole joke |
763 |
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| 25 |
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies...
- Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies. They ran out of gas. Fortunately they could walk to ...Read the whole joke |
795 |
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| 26 |
What's the difference between a nun and a woman...
- What's the difference between a nun and a woman taking a shower?The nun has hope in her soul....Read the whole joke |
770 |
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| 27 |
And Jesus said unto his disciples...
- And Jesus said unto his disciples, "Whom do men say that I am?"And His disciples answered unto Him, ...Read the whole joke |
830 |
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