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Religion Jokes

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1 A priest and a lawyer are walking down...
- A priest and a lawyer are walking down the street and seea small boy eating an ice cream. The priest...Read the whole joke
501 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle...
- The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle. He thoughtand thought about one clue, finally gave up a...Read the whole joke
605 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Show him your cross
- Two nuns, Sister Mary Agnes and Sister Mary Vincent, aretraveling through Europe in their car, sight...Read the whole joke
523 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital...
- Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital (a Catholic hospital), and taken quickly in for coronary sur...Read the whole joke
500 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 Pastime for Passover
- Paul says to Jesus, "Hey man, whatcha doing for Passover?"Jesus says, "Just hanging around."...Read the whole joke
467 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 Soap dispenser
- Two priests are off to the showers late one night.They undress and step in the showers before theyre...Read the whole joke
531 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 The priest was preparing a man...
- The priest was preparing a man for his long day's journey into night.Whispering firmly, the priest s...Read the whole joke
513 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 ZHow offensive is that?
- How offensive is that?Jesus has just been nailed to the cross and has begun to suffer from the wound...Read the whole joke
552 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 In a small Southern town there was a nativity scene...
- In a small Southern town there was a nativity scene that indicated great skill and talent in its cre...Read the whole joke
623 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 A fine sermon
- A man finally goes with his wife to church. The man was so impressedwith the preacher's sermon he s...Read the whole joke
504 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 The local priest came across Paddy who had...
- The local priest came across Paddy who had stumbled out of the town tavern."Paddy," he said, " I'm a...Read the whole joke
544 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 What did God say after creating man?
- What did God say after creating man? "I can do better"...Read the whole joke
563 Rating:0 | Voted:4
13 On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their daily...
- On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their dailybusiness. One wore a large cross ...Read the whole joke
650 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 A few years ago, when the Catholic church reform began...
- A few years ago, when the Catholic church reform began to be muchin the news, Mrs. Moskowitz said to...Read the whole joke
599 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the...
- Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of theweekly collection they kept for themselve...Read the whole joke
710 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 The Mother Superior in the convent school was chatting with...
- The Mother Superior in the convent school was chatting withher young charges and she asked them what...Read the whole joke
526 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town...
- When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town, he wentout and bought a tuxedo in the hope tha...Read the whole joke
464 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal...
- Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal of Our Ladyof Perpetual Motion parochial school i...Read the whole joke
587 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 The same thing
- A married man goes to confessional and he tells the priest,"I had an affair with a woman... almost."...Read the whole joke
541 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope...
- There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope. It was stormy outside, and the plane wa...Read the whole joke
709 Rating:0 | Voted:0
21 A little sports match
- "...And the halftime score here at the Colleusium is Lions 7,Christians Nothing. We'll be right back...Read the whole joke
524 Rating:0 | Voted:0
22 A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue...
- A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogueacross the street from each other. Since their...Read the whole joke
622 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when...
- A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised whenconfronted by a room full of beautiful blondes and...Read the whole joke
558 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident...
- A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident.The two were in line to see St. Peter at the P...Read the whole joke
493 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah witness?
- Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah's witness? - He refused becuase he had...Read the whole joke
567 Rating:0 | Voted:0
26 What is white and streaks across the sky?
- What is white and streaks across the sky? The coming of the Lord....Read the whole joke
641 Rating:0 | Voted:0
27 What causes arthritis?
- A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seatnext to a priest. The man's tie was stai...Read the whole joke
566 Rating:0 | Voted:0

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 A Friend's Prayer
- A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke
Religion Jokes 2349 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 What language do the Vatican Police speak?
- What language do the Vatican Police speak?Pig Latin!...Read the whole joke
Religion Jokes 1171 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 How can I believe in God when just last week...
- "How can I believe in God when just last week I gotmy tongue caught in the roller of an electric typ...Read the whole joke
Religion Jokes 1154 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Three religious truths
- There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants do not...Read the whole joke
Religion Jokes 1145 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 The girl knelt in the confessional and said...
- The girl knelt in the confessional and said,"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.""What is it, child...Read the whole joke
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