| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
A priest and a lawyer are walking down...
- A priest and a lawyer are walking down the street and seea small boy eating an ice cream. The priest...Read the whole joke |
705 |
 |
| 2 |
The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle...
- The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle. He thoughtand thought about one clue, finally gave up a...Read the whole joke |
801 |
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| 3 |
Show him your cross
- Two nuns, Sister Mary Agnes and Sister Mary Vincent, aretraveling through Europe in their car, sight...Read the whole joke |
709 |
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| 4 |
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital...
- Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital (a Catholic hospital), and taken quickly in for coronary sur...Read the whole joke |
716 |
|
| 5 |
Pastime for Passover
- Paul says to Jesus, "Hey man, whatcha doing for Passover?"Jesus says, "Just hanging around."...Read the whole joke |
661 |
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| 6 |
Soap dispenser
- Two priests are off to the showers late one night.They undress and step in the showers before theyre...Read the whole joke |
753 |
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| 7 |
The priest was preparing a man...
- The priest was preparing a man for his long day's journey into night.Whispering firmly, the priest s...Read the whole joke |
716 |
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| 8 |
ZHow offensive is that?
- How offensive is that?Jesus has just been nailed to the cross and has begun to suffer from the wound...Read the whole joke |
772 |
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| 9 |
In a small Southern town there was a nativity scene...
- In a small Southern town there was a nativity scene that indicated great skill and talent in its cre...Read the whole joke |
854 |
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| 10 |
A fine sermon
- A man finally goes with his wife to church. The man was so impressedwith the preacher's sermon he s...Read the whole joke |
728 |
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| 11 |
The local priest came across Paddy who had...
- The local priest came across Paddy who had stumbled out of the town tavern."Paddy," he said, " I'm a...Read the whole joke |
745 |
|
| 12 |
What did God say after creating man?
- What did God say after creating man? "I can do better"...Read the whole joke |
752 |
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| 13 |
On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their daily...
- On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their dailybusiness. One wore a large cross ...Read the whole joke |
858 |
|
| 14 |
A few years ago, when the Catholic church reform began...
- A few years ago, when the Catholic church reform began to be muchin the news, Mrs. Moskowitz said to...Read the whole joke |
821 |
|
| 15 |
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the...
- Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of theweekly collection they kept for themselve...Read the whole joke |
973 |
|
| 16 |
The Mother Superior in the convent school was chatting with...
- The Mother Superior in the convent school was chatting withher young charges and she asked them what...Read the whole joke |
749 |
|
| 17 |
When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town...
- When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town, he wentout and bought a tuxedo in the hope tha...Read the whole joke |
709 |
|
| 18 |
Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal...
- Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal of Our Ladyof Perpetual Motion parochial school i...Read the whole joke |
792 |
|
| 19 |
The same thing
- A married man goes to confessional and he tells the priest,"I had an affair with a woman... almost."...Read the whole joke |
767 |
|
| 20 |
There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope...
- There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope. It was stormy outside, and the plane wa...Read the whole joke |
903 |
|
| 21 |
A little sports match
- "...And the halftime score here at the Colleusium is Lions 7,Christians Nothing. We'll be right back...Read the whole joke |
725 |
|
| 22 |
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue...
- A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogueacross the street from each other. Since their...Read the whole joke |
819 |
|
| 23 |
A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when...
- A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised whenconfronted by a room full of beautiful blondes and...Read the whole joke |
764 |
|
| 24 |
A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident...
- A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident.The two were in line to see St. Peter at the P...Read the whole joke |
691 |
|
| 25 |
Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah witness?
- Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah's witness? - He refused becuase he had...Read the whole joke |
811 |
|
| 26 |
What is white and streaks across the sky?
- What is white and streaks across the sky? The coming of the Lord....Read the whole joke |
835 |
|
| 27 |
What causes arthritis?
- A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seatnext to a priest. The man's tie was stai...Read the whole joke |
760 |
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