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| 1 |
What is the last thing Jesus Christ said to the Teamsters?
- What is the last thing Jesus Christ said to the Teamsters?"Don't do anything 'till I get back."...Read the whole joke |
872 |
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| 2 |
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah Witness and an atheist?
- What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness and an atheist?Someone who knocks on your door fo...Read the whole joke |
677 |
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| 3 |
"What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?"
- "What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?""Popeye beat the shit out of him!"...Read the whole joke |
793 |
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| 4 |
What is an atheists favorite Christmas movie?
- What's an atheist's favorite Christmas movie?Coincidence on 34th Street....Read the whole joke |
750 |
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| 5 |
It is written in the Bible!
- There once was a priest who had to spend the night in a hoteland offered hat check girl to come up t...Read the whole joke |
818 |
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| 6 |
A catholic lithany
- A man is struck by a bus on a busy street in in New York City.He lies dying on the sidewalk as a cro...Read the whole joke |
805 |
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| 7 |
A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train...
- A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train, and the Rabbileans over and asks, "So how hig...Read the whole joke |
646 |
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| 8 |
An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing...
- An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train.After a while, the pri...Read the whole joke |
684 |
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| 9 |
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?
- What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?"The holy pole is in your hole so wet your as...Read the whole joke |
693 |
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| 10 |
Two nuns are riding a bike down a road...
- Two nuns are riding a bike down a road and the firstnun says, "I`ve never come this way before!" and...Read the whole joke |
715 |
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| 11 |
Rabbi Stern rides his bike down the road, when...
- Rabbi Stern rides his bike down the road, when a truck careens around =the corner, out of control, a...Read the whole joke |
750 |
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| 12 |
The wrong definition
- Way down in the deep south, in an area known as the 'Bible Belt,'there lived a Baptist minister with...Read the whole joke |
775 |
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| 13 |
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?
- What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?A religious movement!...Read the whole joke |
709 |
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| 14 |
Whats black and white and red all over?
- Whats black and white and red all over?A nun in a car accident....Read the whole joke |
704 |
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| 15 |
What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?
- What's the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?Dress her up as an altar boy....Read the whole joke |
802 |
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| 16 |
What was the first thing Adam said to Eve ?
- What was the first thing Adam said to Eve ?"Stand back .... I don't know how big this thing is going...Read the whole joke |
730 |
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| 17 |
The Pope took a philosophy professor...
- The Pope took a philosophy professor (an atheist at that) out fishing on a large lake. As they drif...Read the whole joke |
734 |
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| 18 |
A pastor in Maine skipped services one Sunday...
- A pastor in Maine skipped services one Sunday to go bear hunting.Along the trail he turned a corner ...Read the whole joke |
728 |
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| 19 |
The ages of man
- God created the mule, and told him, 'you will be Mule, workingconstantly from dusk to dawn, carrying...Read the whole joke |
826 |
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| 20 |
A Lutheran minister is driving down...
- A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York to see the radio show and he's stopped in Connecticu...Read the whole joke |
793 |
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| 21 |
GOD will save me
- GOD will save me The police were going door to door warning everyone to evacuate because the riv...Read the whole joke |
859 |
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| 22 |
Heavenly golf
- Moses, Jesus and an old man are golfing. Moses steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sail...Read the whole joke |
677 |
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| 23 |
The Reverend
- The Reverend Francis Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally beautif...Read the whole joke |
763 |
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| 24 |
Sister Ann, arent you putting on a little weight?
- "Sister Ann, aren't you putting on a little weight?" inquired Father Dan during his visit to the c...Read the whole joke |
806 |
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| 25 |
The Hat
- The Hat An elderly man was quite unhappy because he had lost his favorite hat. Instead of buying...Read the whole joke |
718 |
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| 26 |
Pope Dies
- Pope Dies The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven. He's met by the reception committee, and...Read the whole joke |
773 |
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| 27 |
Nuns First Hot Dog
- Nuns First Hot Dog Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in the USA by boat and one says to the ot...Read the whole joke |
660 |
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