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Religion Jokes

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1 What is the last thing Jesus Christ said to the Teamsters?
- What is the last thing Jesus Christ said to the Teamsters?"Don't do anything 'till I get back."...Read the whole joke
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2 What do you get when you cross a Jehovah Witness and an atheist?
- What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness and an atheist?Someone who knocks on your door fo...Read the whole joke
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3 "What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?"
- "What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?""Popeye beat the shit out of him!"...Read the whole joke
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4 What is an atheists favorite Christmas movie?
- What's an atheist's favorite Christmas movie?Coincidence on 34th Street....Read the whole joke
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5 It is written in the Bible!
- There once was a priest who had to spend the night in a hoteland offered hat check girl to come up t...Read the whole joke
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6 A catholic lithany
- A man is struck by a bus on a busy street in in New York City.He lies dying on the sidewalk as a cro...Read the whole joke
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7 A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train...
- A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train, and the Rabbileans over and asks, "So how hig...Read the whole joke
290 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing...
- An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train.After a while, the pri...Read the whole joke
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9 What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?
- What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?"The holy pole is in your hole so wet your as...Read the whole joke
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10 Two nuns are riding a bike down a road...
- Two nuns are riding a bike down a road and the firstnun says, "I`ve never come this way before!" and...Read the whole joke
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11 Rabbi Stern rides his bike down the road, when...
- Rabbi Stern rides his bike down the road, when a truck careens around =the corner, out of control, a...Read the whole joke
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12 The wrong definition
- Way down in the deep south, in an area known as the 'Bible Belt,'there lived a Baptist minister with...Read the whole joke
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13 What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?
- What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?A religious movement!...Read the whole joke
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14 Whats black and white and red all over?
- Whats black and white and red all over?A nun in a car accident....Read the whole joke
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15 What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?
- What's the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?Dress her up as an altar boy....Read the whole joke
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16 What was the first thing Adam said to Eve ?
- What was the first thing Adam said to Eve ?"Stand back .... I don't know how big this thing is going...Read the whole joke
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17 The Pope took a philosophy professor...
- The Pope took a philosophy professor (an atheist at that) out fishing on a large lake. As they drif...Read the whole joke
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18 A pastor in Maine skipped services one Sunday...
- A pastor in Maine skipped services one Sunday to go bear hunting.Along the trail he turned a corner ...Read the whole joke
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19 The ages of man
- God created the mule, and told him, 'you will be Mule, workingconstantly from dusk to dawn, carrying...Read the whole joke
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20 A Lutheran minister is driving down...
- A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York to see the radio show and he's stopped in Connecticu...Read the whole joke
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21 GOD will save me
- GOD will save me The police were going door to door warning everyone to evacuate because the riv...Read the whole joke
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22 Heavenly golf
- Moses, Jesus and an old man are golfing. Moses steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sail...Read the whole joke
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23 The Reverend
- The Reverend Francis Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally beautif...Read the whole joke
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24 Sister Ann, arent you putting on a little weight?
- "Sister Ann, aren't you putting on a little weight?" inquired Father Dan during his visit to the c...Read the whole joke
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25 The Hat
- The Hat An elderly man was quite unhappy because he had lost his favorite hat. Instead of buying...Read the whole joke
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26 Pope Dies
- Pope Dies The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven. He's met by the reception committee, and...Read the whole joke
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27 Nuns First Hot Dog
- Nuns First Hot Dog Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in the USA by boat and one says to the ot...Read the whole joke
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# Title Category Hits Rating
1 A Friend's Prayer
- A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke
Religion Jokes 1840 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 What language do the Vatican Police speak?
- What language do the Vatican Police speak?Pig Latin!...Read the whole joke
Religion Jokes 841 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 How can I believe in God when just last week...
- "How can I believe in God when just last week I gotmy tongue caught in the roller of an electric typ...Read the whole joke
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4 Three religious truths
- There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants do not...Read the whole joke
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5 The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning...
- The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning, walkinground his new parish, after leaving his wife i...Read the whole joke
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