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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?
- How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?She fell out of the treesent by Chris...Read the whole joke |
785 |
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| 2 |
How do you get a blondes eyes to sparkle?
- How do you get a blonde's eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in her ear....Read the whole joke |
712 |
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| 3 |
What do you do when a Blonde throws a grenade at you?
- What do you do when a Blonde throws a grenade at you?Pull the pin and throw it back....Read the whole joke |
802 |
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| 4 |
How do you confuse a blond?
- How do you confuse a blond?You don't, they're born that way....Read the whole joke |
751 |
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| 5 |
A blonde decides to try horseback riding...
- A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had nolessons or prior experience. She...Read the whole joke |
751 |
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| 6 |
A peculiar birthday card
- This blonde goes into the drugstore looking for a birthday card. Sheasks the clerk if they have any ...Read the whole joke |
850 |
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| 7 |
I was shopping at our local supermarket...
- I was shopping at our local supermarket.When I got to the checkout line, there was a beautiful young...Read the whole joke |
848 |
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| 8 |
A business man got on an elevator in a building...
- A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered theelevator, there was a blonde al...Read the whole joke |
886 |
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| 9 |
This guy and a blonde are making out feverishly...
- This guy and a blonde are making out feverishly in the front seat ofhis car. After an hour or so, he...Read the whole joke |
680 |
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| 10 |
I cannot find a cause for your illness...
- "I can't find a cause for your illness," the doctor said. "Frankly, I think it's due to drinking.""I...Read the whole joke |
858 |
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| 11 |
A Blonde...
- A Blonde A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a ki...Read the whole joke |
800 |
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| 12 |
At the Doctors...
- At the Doctor's... -A young woman said to her doctor, "You have to help me, I hurt all over." ...Read the whole joke |
755 |
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| 13 |
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
- Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? To see what was on the other side....Read the whole joke |
755 |
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| 14 |
Why do blondes like lightning?
- Why do blondes like lightning? They think someone is taking their picture....Read the whole joke |
785 |
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| 15 |
What did the blonde say...
- What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? "Look! they spelled MACY'S wro...Read the whole joke |
714 |
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| 16 |
What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?
- What happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in Spring training....Read the whole joke |
730 |
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| 17 |
A young blonde woman is distraught...
- A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes ...Read the whole joke |
906 |
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| 18 |
An easy solution
- On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first class ...Read the whole joke |
722 |
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| 19 |
Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a trap?
- Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a trap?She chewed off three legs and was...Read the whole joke |
791 |
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| 20 |
What is the difference between butter and a blonde?
- Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to spread....Read the whole joke |
711 |
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| 21 |
Whats a blondes favorite surgery?
- Whats a blonde's favorite surgery?A Slipodictomy....Read the whole joke |
677 |
|
| 22 |
A young blonde girl goes to the doctor for a physical...
- A young blonde girl goes to the doctor for a physical. The doctor puts his stethoscope up to the gir...Read the whole joke |
800 |
|
| 23 |
Why Blondes do not make good cattle herders?
- Why don't Blondes make good cattle herders.Because they can never keep two calves together....Read the whole joke |
791 |
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| 24 |
A blond at a party was telling her friend...
- A blond at a party was telling her friend thatshe was off men for life. "They lie, they cheatand the...Read the whole joke |
768 |
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| 25 |
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day...
- A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette saidthat her boyfriend had a slight dand...Read the whole joke |
766 |
|
| 26 |
Blondes dumb?!?!?
- Blondes dumb?!?!? After many hours of extremely acrobatic and exhausting sex with ablonde he had jus...Read the whole joke |
757 |
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| 27 |
The complaint letter from Judi
- The complaint letter from Judi:We blonds at the ofise are tired of all the the dum stoopid jokes abo...Read the whole joke |
882 |
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