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Blonds Jokes

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1 How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?
- How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?She fell out of the treesent by Chris...Read the whole joke
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2 How do you get a blondes eyes to sparkle?
- How do you get a blonde's eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in her ear....Read the whole joke
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3 What do you do when a Blonde throws a grenade at you?
- What do you do when a Blonde throws a grenade at you?Pull the pin and throw it back....Read the whole joke
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4 How do you confuse a blond?
- How do you confuse a blond?You don't, they're born that way....Read the whole joke
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5 A blonde decides to try horseback riding...
- A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had nolessons or prior experience. She...Read the whole joke
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6 A peculiar birthday card
- This blonde goes into the drugstore looking for a birthday card. Sheasks the clerk if they have any ...Read the whole joke
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7 I was shopping at our local supermarket...
- I was shopping at our local supermarket.When I got to the checkout line, there was a beautiful young...Read the whole joke
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8 A business man got on an elevator in a building...
- A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered theelevator, there was a blonde al...Read the whole joke
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9 This guy and a blonde are making out feverishly...
- This guy and a blonde are making out feverishly in the front seat ofhis car. After an hour or so, he...Read the whole joke
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10 I cannot find a cause for your illness...
- "I can't find a cause for your illness," the doctor said. "Frankly, I think it's due to drinking.""I...Read the whole joke
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11 A Blonde...
- A Blonde A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a ki...Read the whole joke
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12 At the Doctors...
- At the Doctor's... -A young woman said to her doctor, "You have to help me, I hurt all over." ...Read the whole joke
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13 Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
- Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? To see what was on the other side....Read the whole joke
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14 Why do blondes like lightning?
- Why do blondes like lightning? They think someone is taking their picture....Read the whole joke
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15 What did the blonde say...
- What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? "Look! they spelled MACY'S wro...Read the whole joke
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16 What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?
- What happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in Spring training....Read the whole joke
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17 A young blonde woman is distraught...
- A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes ...Read the whole joke
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18 An easy solution
- On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first class ...Read the whole joke
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19 Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a trap?
- Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a trap?She chewed off three legs and was...Read the whole joke
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20 What is the difference between butter and a blonde?
- Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to spread....Read the whole joke
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21 Whats a blondes favorite surgery?
- Whats a blonde's favorite surgery?A Slipodictomy....Read the whole joke
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22 A young blonde girl goes to the doctor for a physical...
- A young blonde girl goes to the doctor for a physical. The doctor puts his stethoscope up to the gir...Read the whole joke
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23 Why Blondes do not make good cattle herders?
- Why don't Blondes make good cattle herders.Because they can never keep two calves together....Read the whole joke
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24 A blond at a party was telling her friend...
- A blond at a party was telling her friend thatshe was off men for life. "They lie, they cheatand the...Read the whole joke
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25 A blonde and a brunette were talking one day...
- A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette saidthat her boyfriend had a slight dand...Read the whole joke
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26 Blondes dumb?!?!?
- Blondes dumb?!?!? After many hours of extremely acrobatic and exhausting sex with ablonde he had jus...Read the whole joke
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27 The complaint letter from Judi
- The complaint letter from Judi:We blonds at the ofise are tired of all the the dum stoopid jokes abo...Read the whole joke
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1 A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire...
- A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 1635 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 Moon Mission
- Moon MissionNASA is launching a rocket to the moon. On board there are two pigs and Kiki, a stunnin...Read the whole joke
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3 How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?
- How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?If she can chew tobacco and suck dick at thesame time and ...Read the whole joke
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4 Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
- Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?She missed....Read the whole joke
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5 What do you call a brunette between two blondes?
- What do you call a brunette between two blondes?Translator....Read the whole joke
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