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Blonds Jokes

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1 How do you break a blonde's nose?
- How do you break a blonde's nose?Place a dildo under a glass table!...Read the whole joke
689 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist...
- A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist. "I'm on the road a lot, and my clients arecomplaining that...Read the whole joke
641 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
- What do you call a blonde in the freezer?A Frosted Flake....Read the whole joke
666 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 What is the smartest blonde?
- What is the smartest blonde?A golden retriever...Read the whole joke
695 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 Did you hear about the new paint on the market?
- Did you hear about the new paint on the market?It's called Blonde. It's not very bright, but it spre...Read the whole joke
729 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 What have a blonde and a computer got in common?
- What have a blonde and a computer got in common?You don't realise how much you miss them until they ...Read the whole joke
855 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 I'm not so sure evolution is indeed a valid theory...
- I'm not so sure evolution is indeed a valid theory. I mean, thinkabout it -- if it were, wouldn't a...Read the whole joke
759 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 Without a horn
- Judi went to a "Dude Ranch" on vacation. The cowboypreparing the horses asked if she wanted a Weste...Read the whole joke
656 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 Commiting suicide
- A blonde and a brunette are living together. The brunette came home from work one day and the blonde...Read the whole joke
723 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet?
- What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet?The Hide and Seek champion of 1992....Read the whole joke
697 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 Mary Jane was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark...
- Mary Jane was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark swimming around a man. The man was scream...Read the whole joke
688 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 There was a blonde and a brunette in a car...
- There was a blonde and a brunette in a car. The brunette hears a siren behind them, so she asks the ...Read the whole joke
713 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire...
- A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke
2560 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 What do you get when a blond stands on here head?
- Q: What do you get when a blond stands on here head?A: A smelly burnette.Sent by Tiffany...Read the whole joke
699 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails...
- So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails. One guy pounded a nail in, then picked up another....Read the whole joke
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16 A couple was delighted when finally their long wait to adopt...
- A couple was delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby came to an end. The adoption cen...Read the whole joke
708 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being...
- A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde. Her friend tells...Read the whole joke
858 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them...
- Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them. The first blonde wants to get to the ot...Read the whole joke
708 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 A blonde woman competed with a brunette and redheaded woman...
- A blonde woman competed with a brunette and redheaded woman in the Breast Stroke division of an Engl...Read the whole joke
739 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress...
- Q: What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress after reading her name tag? A: What ...Read the whole joke
653 Rating:0 | Voted:0
21 Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock...
- Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger...Read the whole joke
793 Rating:0 | Voted:0
22 This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub...
- This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde said to her boyfriend,"Is it...Read the whole joke
672 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 What about the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins?
- What about the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins? He wanted to know who th...Read the whole joke
683 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 Clean restrooms
- On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said"CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES".By the ti...Read the whole joke
620 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 Why did the blonde go half way to Sweden and then...
- Why did the blonde go half way to Sweden and then turn around and come home?It took her that long to...Read the whole joke
729 Rating:0 | Voted:0
26 What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond's ear?
- What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond's ear?Data transfer....Read the whole joke
679 Rating:0 | Voted:0
27 A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm...
- A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what her dad had once told her. "If you...Read the whole joke
651 Rating:0 | Voted:0

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire...
- A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 2560 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 Two Tourists
- Two TouristsTwo tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they s...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 1698 Rating:10 | Voted:1
3 Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
- Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?She missed....Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 1632 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Moon Mission
- Moon MissionNASA is launching a rocket to the moon. On board there are two pigs and Kiki, a stunnin...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 1628 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 What do you call a brunette between two blondes?
- What do you call a brunette between two blondes?Translator....Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 1487 Rating:0 | Voted:0

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