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Blonds Jokes

# Title Hits Rating
1 WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED?
- Q: WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED? A: Who cares?...Read the whole joke
655 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?
- Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?A: When they get their crotch wet they think they have to lay down....Read the whole joke
578 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?
- Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity? A: Her crayons are still sticky....Read the whole joke
480 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?
- Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?To open windows...Read the whole joke
548 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland...
- Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for four hours they finally saw a s...Read the whole joke
581 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 A drunken blonde goes into a bar...
- A drunken blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would like, and she replies, "Gimm...Read the whole joke
592 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
- How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?Three...one to mix the batter and two t...Read the whole joke
483 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 Why do brunettes take the pill?
- And more on blondes...Q: But why do brunettes take the pill? A: Wishful Thinking....Read the whole joke
543 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 What does a blonde say after sex?
- What does a blonde say after sex? Thanks Guys....Read the whole joke
531 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 What's the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?
- Q: What's the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?A: A mosquito stops sucking once you whack it...Read the whole joke
580 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 A visual joke
- (This joke requires the use a small visual. I'll describe the visualfirst, then as I tell the joke ...Read the whole joke
606 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car...
- A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car.Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see tha...Read the whole joke
581 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 Why couldn't the blond pass her drivers test?
- Q: Why couldn't the blond pass her drivers test?A: Every time the car stopped she jumped in the back...Read the whole joke
510 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 How can you tell a blonde has been working on the...
- Q: How can you tell a blonde has been working on the computer?A: There is white out on the screen...Read the whole joke
524 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 A blonde came running home to her mother...
- A blonde came running home to her mother, sobbing and hysterical."What's wrong?" her mum, (another b...Read the whole joke
616 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?
- What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?A retarded ape....Read the whole joke
656 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 A blonde walked into a doctor's office with a hole in her hand...
- A blonde walked into a doctor's office with a hole in her hand. Thedoctor told her that he had to re...Read the whole joke
491 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 What does a blond and a turtle have in common?
- What does a blond and a turtle have in common?When they lay on their backs they're screwed!...Read the whole joke
512 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 Have you ever read Shakespeare?
- One blonde to another...Have you ever read Shakespeare?No. Who wrote it?...Read the whole joke
517 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 A blonde went to the appliance store sale...
- A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain."I would like to buy this TV," she tol...Read the whole joke
574 Rating:0 | Voted:0
21 Why was the female blonde confused...
- Q. Why was the female blonde confused whilst going to the ladies toilet??A. She had to pull her own ...Read the whole joke
466 Rating:0 | Voted:0
22 A blonde named Vikki decides she wants to try...
- A blonde named Vikki decides she wants to try horseback riding one day. So Vikki mounts the horse, t...Read the whole joke
524 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 How long?
- This blond teenage dragged her boyfriend to the court on paternity issue.The lawyer asked, "How long...Read the whole joke
648 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
- How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?The bushes are darker than the rest of the yard....Read the whole joke
504 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?
- Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?The blonde - she is eighteen....Read the whole joke
473 Rating:0 | Voted:0
26 Why don't blondes use vibrators?
- (Q) Why don't blondes use vibrators? (A) Because they are scared they might chip thier teeth!!!Sent ...Read the whole joke
487 Rating:0 | Voted:0
27 How do you know a blond has been using your computer?
- How do you know a blond has been using your computer?When the joy stick is wet!Sent by Richard...Read the whole joke
503 Rating:0 | Voted:0

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire...
- A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 2067 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 Moon Mission
- Moon MissionNASA is launching a rocket to the moon. On board there are two pigs and Kiki, a stunnin...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 1235 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
- Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?She missed....Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 1228 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Two Tourists
- Two TouristsTwo tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they s...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 1216 Rating:10 | Voted:1
5 What do you call a brunette between two blondes?
- What do you call a brunette between two blondes?Translator....Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 1170 Rating:0 | Voted:0

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