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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED?
- Q: WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED? A: Who cares?...Read the whole joke |
867 |
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| 2 |
WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?
- Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?A: When they get their crotch wet they think they have to lay down....Read the whole joke |
799 |
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| 3 |
How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?
- Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity? A: Her crayons are still sticky....Read the whole joke |
708 |
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| 4 |
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?
- Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?To open windows...Read the whole joke |
746 |
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| 5 |
Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland...
- Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for four hours they finally saw a s...Read the whole joke |
794 |
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| 6 |
A drunken blonde goes into a bar...
- A drunken blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would like, and she replies, "Gimm...Read the whole joke |
799 |
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| 7 |
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
- How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?Three...one to mix the batter and two t...Read the whole joke |
688 |
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| 8 |
Why do brunettes take the pill?
- And more on blondes...Q: But why do brunettes take the pill? A: Wishful Thinking....Read the whole joke |
772 |
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| 9 |
What does a blonde say after sex?
- What does a blonde say after sex? Thanks Guys....Read the whole joke |
725 |
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| 10 |
What's the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?
- Q: What's the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?A: A mosquito stops sucking once you whack it...Read the whole joke |
791 |
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| 11 |
A visual joke
- (This joke requires the use a small visual. I'll describe the visualfirst, then as I tell the joke ...Read the whole joke |
859 |
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| 12 |
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car...
- A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car.Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see tha...Read the whole joke |
786 |
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| 13 |
Why couldn't the blond pass her drivers test?
- Q: Why couldn't the blond pass her drivers test?A: Every time the car stopped she jumped in the back...Read the whole joke |
714 |
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| 14 |
How can you tell a blonde has been working on the...
- Q: How can you tell a blonde has been working on the computer?A: There is white out on the screen...Read the whole joke |
726 |
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| 15 |
A blonde came running home to her mother...
- A blonde came running home to her mother, sobbing and hysterical."What's wrong?" her mum, (another b...Read the whole joke |
808 |
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| 16 |
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?
- What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?A retarded ape....Read the whole joke |
886 |
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| 17 |
A blonde walked into a doctor's office with a hole in her hand...
- A blonde walked into a doctor's office with a hole in her hand. Thedoctor told her that he had to re...Read the whole joke |
689 |
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| 18 |
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?
- What does a blond and a turtle have in common?When they lay on their backs they're screwed!...Read the whole joke |
717 |
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| 19 |
Have you ever read Shakespeare?
- One blonde to another...Have you ever read Shakespeare?No. Who wrote it?...Read the whole joke |
725 |
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| 20 |
A blonde went to the appliance store sale...
- A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain."I would like to buy this TV," she tol...Read the whole joke |
786 |
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| 21 |
Why was the female blonde confused...
- Q. Why was the female blonde confused whilst going to the ladies toilet??A. She had to pull her own ...Read the whole joke |
687 |
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| 22 |
A blonde named Vikki decides she wants to try...
- A blonde named Vikki decides she wants to try horseback riding one day. So Vikki mounts the horse, t...Read the whole joke |
742 |
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| 23 |
How long?
- This blond teenage dragged her boyfriend to the court on paternity issue.The lawyer asked, "How long...Read the whole joke |
861 |
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| 24 |
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
- How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?The bushes are darker than the rest of the yard....Read the whole joke |
711 |
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| 25 |
Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?
- Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?The blonde - she is eighteen....Read the whole joke |
672 |
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| 26 |
Why don't blondes use vibrators?
- (Q) Why don't blondes use vibrators? (A) Because they are scared they might chip thier teeth!!!Sent ...Read the whole joke |
697 |
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| 27 |
How do you know a blond has been using your computer?
- How do you know a blond has been using your computer?When the joy stick is wet!Sent by Richard...Read the whole joke |
762 |
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