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Women Jokes

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1 What has a woman got in common with a box of Kentucky Fried Chicken?
- What has a woman got in common with a box of Kentucky Fried Chicken?Once you get past the tender bre...Read the whole joke
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2 What does a woman of 40 have between her breasts that a woman of 20 does not?
- What does a woman of 40 have between her breasts that a woman of 20doesn't?A belly-button!...Read the whole joke
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3 Did you hear about Tempura House?
- Did you hear about Tempura House?It's a shelter for lightly battered women....Read the whole joke
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4 A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her...
- A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her.He says,"You have acute vaginitis."She say...Read the whole joke
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5 A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach...
- A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badlyscrewed she got over the...Read the whole joke
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6 IDEAL DATE
- Age IDEAL DATE 17 He offers to pay 25 He pays 35 ...Read the whole joke
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7 WHAT IS THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED?
- Age WHAT'S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED? 17 17 25 25 35 ...Read the whole joke
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8 Favorite House Pet
- Age HOUSE PET 17 Muffy the cat 25 Unemployed boyfriend and Muff...Read the whole joke
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9 FAVORITE FANTASY
- Age FAVORITE FANTASY 17 tall, dark and handsome 25 tall, dark ...Read the whole joke
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10 DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE
- Age DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE 17 "Burger King" 25 "Free m...Read the whole joke
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11 Favorite Sport
- Age FAVORITE SPORT 17 shopping 25 shopping 35 sho...Read the whole joke
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12 Excuses for refusing dates
- Age EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES 17 Need to wash my hair 25 Ne...Read the whole joke
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13 Favorite Drink
- AGE DRINK 17 Wine Coolers 25 White wine 35 Red w...Read the whole joke
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14 God created woman, and she had 3 breasts...
- God created woman, and she had 3 breasts.He said to the woman, "Is there anything on you that you'd ...Read the whole joke
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15 His And Hers ATMs
- His And Hers ATMsHIS: 1. Pull up to ATM 2. Insert card 3. Enter PIN number and account 4. Take cash,...Read the whole joke
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16 A WOMANS SCHEDULE
- A WOMAN'S SCHEDULE1. Get up. 2. Pee. 3. Drink raspberry-cranberry tea. 4. Pee. 5. Apply makeup. Pee ...Read the whole joke
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17 What is the difference?
- Q: What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man? A: The ...Read the whole joke
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18 Good girls vs. Bad girls
- Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot. Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons. G...Read the whole joke
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19 Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?
- Q. Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra? A. When you take it off you wonder where her tits ...Read the whole joke
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20 NEW ELEMENTS ON THE PERIODIC TABLE
- NEW ELEMENTS ON THE PERIODIC TABLE Element: WOMAN Symbol: Wo Atomic Weight: 120 (more or les...Read the whole joke
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21 Feminist Fairytale!
- Feminist's Fairytale!! Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess happene...Read the whole joke
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22 Miracle Bra Alternative
- Miracle Bra Alternative A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a full l...Read the whole joke
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23 Titicons
- Titicons (.)(.) tiny tits (o) (o) regular tits ( O )( O ) big tits ( @ ) ( @ ) big harry tit...Read the whole joke
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24 A new medical study has shown that...
- A new medical study has shown that a woman's breast-feeding isn't adversely affected by aerobics...Read the whole joke
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25 A little boy walks up to his father and says...
- A little boy walks up to his father and says, "Dad, what does a pussy look like?" Father respond...Read the whole joke
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26 A woman walks into a hardware store...
- A woman walks into a hardware store and says "I want to buy a hinge." The clerk says "Do you wanna...Read the whole joke
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27 Yeah, fat broads are like...
- Yeah, fat broads are like mopeds. They're fun to ride, but you don't want your friends to see you ...Read the whole joke
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1 In the beginning, God created earth and rested...
- In the beginning, God created earth and rested.Then God created man and rested.Then God created woma...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 1154 Rating:5 | Voted:1
2 What's long and hard and excites a girl...
- What's long and hard and excites a girl whenshe's finally lucky enough to get on it?The road to succ...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 876 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 What are the three fastest means of communication?
- What are the three fastest means of communication?Internet Telephone Telawoman!...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 848 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 The woman's secret
- At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy. "N...Read the whole joke
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5 Women's secrets
- At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy. "N...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 842 Rating:0 | Voted:0

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