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Women Jokes

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1 Why have not Women landed on the Moon?
- Why haven't Women landed on the Moon? - Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!...Read the whole joke
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2 Her father was very angry when he heard that his...
- Her father was very angry when he heard that his twenty yearold daughter had hitch hiked all alone, ...Read the whole joke
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3 ELEMENT: WOMAN
- ELEMENT: WOMANSYMBOL: WO DISCOVERER: ADAM ATOMIC MASS:Accepted as 53.6 Kg, but known to vary from 40...Read the whole joke
383 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Why do not women wear dresses in the winter?
- Why don't women wear dresses in the winter? - Chapped lips....Read the whole joke
293 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 What is the difference between a blonde and a brunette?
- What is the difference between a blonde and a brunette? Wel...Read the whole joke
285 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven...
- Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angeltells Ford, "Well, you've been such a goo...Read the whole joke
290 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 Why did the Avon lady walk funny?
- Why did the Avon lady walk funny? Her lipstick....Read the whole joke
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8 How are women like elevators?
- How are women like elevators? Only about half go down....Read the whole joke
279 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 What is the difference between women and men?
- What's the difference between women and men? One has morning sickness, the other has morning st...Read the whole joke
309 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 The seven kinds of passionate women
- The seven kinds of passionate women 1.The Optimist - "Yes! Yes! Yes!" 2.The Pessimist ...Read the whole joke
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11 The difference
- The boy asks his dad:"What's the difference between a 'cunt' and a 'pussy'?"The dad gets a Penthouse...Read the whole joke
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12 What is the loose skin around the pussy called?
- What is the loose skin around the pussy called? -The woman....Read the whole joke
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13 The recent announcement that Mattel and the producers of Baywatch...
- The recent announcement that Mattel and the producers of "Baywatch"have joined forces to create Bayw...Read the whole joke
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14 What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic pants?
- What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic's pants? Your palm red once a month....Read the whole joke
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15 The Perfect Day - Him and Her
- The Perfect Day - Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on the scale 9:30 ...Read the whole joke
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16 Have you heard about the new line of Tampax with bells and tinsel?
- Have you heard about the new line of Tampax with bells and tinsel?It's for the Christmas period....Read the whole joke
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17 A milk bath
- When the milkman found a note on one of his customer'sdoors asking for 16 gallons instead of the usu...Read the whole joke
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18 Why did god invent alcohol?
- Why did god invent alcohol? - So fat women can get laid too....Read the whole joke
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19 How is a woman like a road?
- How is a woman like a road? -Both have manholes....Read the whole joke
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20 How is a woman like an airplane?
- How is a woman like an airplane? -Both have cockpits....Read the whole joke
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21 What do you call a truckload of vibrators?
- What do you call a truckload of vibrators? -Toys for Twats....Read the whole joke
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22 Why is psycho- analysis so much easier for men rather than women?
- Q. Why is psycho- analysis so much easier for men ratherthan women? A. Because when it comes time to...Read the whole joke
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23 3 pregnant women were waiting...
- 3 pregnant women were waiting in the doctor's waiting room for an antenatalcheck-up and were all kni...Read the whole joke
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24 Why are girls like pianos?
- Why are girls like pianos?When they're not upright, they're grand......Read the whole joke
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25 Why do they call it PMS?
- Why do they call it PMS?Mad Cow disease was already taken....Read the whole joke
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26 Why do women get PMS?
- Why do women get PMS?THEY JUST FUCKING DO ALRIGHT!?...Read the whole joke
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27 What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?
- What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?Desert....Read the whole joke
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1 In the beginning, God created earth and rested...
- In the beginning, God created earth and rested.Then God created man and rested.Then God created woma...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 1152 Rating:5 | Voted:1
2 What's long and hard and excites a girl...
- What's long and hard and excites a girl whenshe's finally lucky enough to get on it?The road to succ...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 874 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 What are the three fastest means of communication?
- What are the three fastest means of communication?Internet Telephone Telawoman!...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 846 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Women's secrets
- At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy. "N...Read the whole joke
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5 The woman's secret
- At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy. "N...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 839 Rating:0 | Voted:0

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