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Women Jokes

#	Title	Hits
1	Why have not Women landed on the Moon? - Why haven't Women landed on the Moon? - Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!...Read the whole joke	617
2	Her father was very angry when he heard that his... - Her father was very angry when he heard that his twenty yearold daughter had hitch hiked all alone, ...Read the whole joke	637
3	ELEMENT: WOMAN - ELEMENT: WOMANSYMBOL: WO DISCOVERER: ADAM ATOMIC MASS:Accepted as 53.6 Kg, but known to vary from 40...Read the whole joke	698
4	Why do not women wear dresses in the winter? - Why don't women wear dresses in the winter? - Chapped lips....Read the whole joke	581
5	What is the difference between a blonde and a brunette? - What is the difference between a blonde and a brunette? Wel...Read the whole joke	573
6	Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven... - Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angeltells Ford, "Well, you've been such a goo...Read the whole joke	605
7	Why did the Avon lady walk funny? - Why did the Avon lady walk funny? Her lipstick....Read the whole joke	635
8	How are women like elevators? - How are women like elevators? Only about half go down....Read the whole joke	582
9	What is the difference between women and men? - What's the difference between women and men? One has morning sickness, the other has morning st...Read the whole joke	610
10	The seven kinds of passionate women - The seven kinds of passionate women 1.The Optimist - "Yes! Yes! Yes!" 2.The Pessimist ...Read the whole joke	615
11	The difference - The boy asks his dad:"What's the difference between a 'cunt' and a 'pussy'?"The dad gets a Penthouse...Read the whole joke	610
12	What is the loose skin around the pussy called? - What is the loose skin around the pussy called? -The woman....Read the whole joke	613
13	The recent announcement that Mattel and the producers of Baywatch... - The recent announcement that Mattel and the producers of "Baywatch"have joined forces to create Bayw...Read the whole joke	610
14	What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic pants? - What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic's pants? Your palm red once a month....Read the whole joke	563
15	The Perfect Day - Him and Her - The Perfect Day - Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on the scale 9:30 ...Read the whole joke	622
16	Have you heard about the new line of Tampax with bells and tinsel? - Have you heard about the new line of Tampax with bells and tinsel?It's for the Christmas period....Read the whole joke	586
17	A milk bath - When the milkman found a note on one of his customer'sdoors asking for 16 gallons instead of the usu...Read the whole joke	746
18	Why did god invent alcohol? - Why did god invent alcohol? - So fat women can get laid too....Read the whole joke	596
19	How is a woman like a road? - How is a woman like a road? -Both have manholes....Read the whole joke	600
20	How is a woman like an airplane? - How is a woman like an airplane? -Both have cockpits....Read the whole joke	697
21	What do you call a truckload of vibrators? - What do you call a truckload of vibrators? -Toys for Twats....Read the whole joke	587
22	Why is psycho- analysis so much easier for men rather than women? - Q. Why is psycho- analysis so much easier for men ratherthan women? A. Because when it comes time to...Read the whole joke	587
23	3 pregnant women were waiting... - 3 pregnant women were waiting in the doctor's waiting room for an antenatalcheck-up and were all kni...Read the whole joke	635
24	Why are girls like pianos? - Why are girls like pianos?When they're not upright, they're grand......Read the whole joke	657
25	Why do they call it PMS? - Why do they call it PMS?Mad Cow disease was already taken....Read the whole joke	643
26	Why do women get PMS? - Why do women get PMS?THEY JUST FUCKING DO ALRIGHT!?...Read the whole joke	677
27	What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers? - What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?Desert....Read the whole joke	660

#	Title	Category	Hits
1	In the beginning, God created earth and rested... - In the beginning, God created earth and rested.Then God created man and rested.Then God created woma...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	1656
2	What's long and hard and excites a girl... - What's long and hard and excites a girl whenshe's finally lucky enough to get on it?The road to succ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	1369
3	The woman's secret - At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy. "N...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	1366
4	Women's secrets - At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy. "N...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	1333
5	What are the three fastest means of communication? - What are the three fastest means of communication?Internet Telephone Telawoman!...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	1318

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