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Women Jokes

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1 Beer and estrogen
- In a recent scientific research project, it was provedthat Beer contains the female hormone oestroge...Read the whole joke
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2 Whats the definition of a perfect woman?
- Whats the definition of a perfect woman ? a) Three feet tall with a round hole for a mouth ...Read the whole joke
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3 An advantage of being with an older woman
- An advantage of being with an older womanIf you act immature enough and hang around long enough, an ...Read the whole joke
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4 The modest young lass had just purchased some lingerie...
- The modest young lass had just purchased some lingerie and asked if she might have the sentence, "If...Read the whole joke
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5 One of the life's mysteries
- One of the life's mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can make a woman gain five pounds....Read the whole joke
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6 What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common?
- What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common?The older they get the easier they are to pick up....Read the whole joke
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7 Good morning ladies...
- This blind guy was walking pass the fish market and he said"Good morning ladies.."...Read the whole joke
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8 These two women went out for a night on the town...
- These two women went out for a night on the town and got just totally sloshed. At the end of the eve...Read the whole joke
529 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 Three Things Women Can Do That Men Can't
- Three Things Women Can Do That Men Can't:1. Bleed for a week and not die.2. Give milk without eati...Read the whole joke
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10 Two AA batteries
- Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries. The clerk gestures with hi...Read the whole joke
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11 How did Revlon come up with it's brunette hair color?
- How did Revlon come up with it's brunette hair color?By studying what oil spills did to seaweed....Read the whole joke
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12 Who makes all the bras for brunettes?
- Who makes all the bras for brunettes? Fisher-Price...Read the whole joke
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13 The doctor said to the housewife...
- The doctor said to the housewife,"I've got good news and I've got bad news.The good news is you don'...Read the whole joke
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14 Sheep Dog Bra
- The success of the "Wonder Bra" for under-endowed women, has encouraged the designers to come out wi...Read the whole joke
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15 Commercial
- Commercial:Do Seagulls Circle your house?Does your boyfriend sing " The shrimp boats are coming"?Do ...Read the whole joke
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16 Judy arrived home from her date...
- Judy arrived home from her date, tossed her coat over a chair, her handbag over the banister, she th...Read the whole joke
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17 Why is the section of body between a womans...
- Q. Why is the section of body between a womans breasts and her croutch called a waste??A. You could ...Read the whole joke
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18 Why don't witches wear panties?
- Why don't witches wear panties?So they can get a better grip on the broom....Read the whole joke
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19 How is a woman like a condom?
- Q: How is a woman like a condom?A: Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dick....Read the whole joke
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20 What's the quickest way to a woman's heart?
- Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart?A: Straight through the rib cage....Read the whole joke
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21 Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?
- Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?A: To smell like big girls....Read the whole joke
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22 What's the difference between a woman with PMS and...
- Q: What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?A: Lipstick....Read the whole joke
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23 Why did the woman with P.M.S. cross the road?
- Why did the woman with P.M.S. cross the road? She just did, alright!!...Read the whole joke
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24 Why do women have arms?
- Q: Why do women have arms?A: Have you any idea how long it would take to LICK a bathroom clean?...Read the whole joke
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25 The Makers of Viagra are announcing that they have...
- The Makers of Viagra are announcing that they havedeveloped a pill to increase lubrication in female...Read the whole joke
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26 In the beginning, God created earth and rested...
- In the beginning, God created earth and rested.Then God created man and rested.Then God created woma...Read the whole joke
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27 One day in the Garden of Eden...
- One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, "Lord, I have a problem!" "What's the problem, ...Read the whole joke
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1 In the beginning, God created earth and rested...
- In the beginning, God created earth and rested.Then God created man and rested.Then God created woma...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 1495 Rating:5 | Voted:1
2 The woman's secret
- At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy. "N...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 1206 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 What's long and hard and excites a girl...
- What's long and hard and excites a girl whenshe's finally lucky enough to get on it?The road to succ...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 1199 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Women's secrets
- At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy. "N...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 1166 Rating:2 | Voted:1
5 What are the three fastest means of communication?
- What are the three fastest means of communication?Internet Telephone Telawoman!...Read the whole joke
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