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Bar Jokes

# Title Hits Rating
1 Arriving home very drunk
- |A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the ...Read the whole joke
447 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 Looking to buy a frog?
- |A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me...Read the whole joke
341 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Big 10 Inch
- Two friends were in a bar drinking a beer when one pulled out a cigar but he didn't have a lighter s...Read the whole joke
460 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Cow Pat Lip Gloss
- An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.The local sheriff watched from his cha...Read the whole joke
525 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 Walks in a bar
- A jew, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar.The bartender says "Is this a joke?"...Read the whole joke
429 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 the drunk contest
- A man walks into a bar and finds a jar full of money on the counter. He asks the bartender what it's...Read the whole joke
318 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 Man in pub
- A man walks into a pub with a neck brace around his neck. He asks for a pint. The bartender gives hi...Read the whole joke
495 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 Furniture salesman
- Two furniture salesman are sitting at the bar comiserating. One says, "Man! If I don't move some fur...Read the whole joke
473 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 Stumpy Legged Pink Dog
- A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash. The barman says, ?Geez that's a weird dog: he's stum...Read the whole joke
464 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 The Hamster Show
- A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give him a free beer if he shows him someth...Read the whole joke
538 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 Twelve Inch Pianist
- This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and a tiny little man. The tiny man sit...Read the whole joke
326 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 12 Shots
- A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can. The bartender...Read the whole joke
431 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 The Bar Basement
- Three men walk into a bar and the barman says, ''If you can sit in my basement for a day I'll give y...Read the whole joke
446 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 One Last Night
- One day, this guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. Then he asks for another. Aft...Read the whole joke
325 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 Body Building
- A physically large guy meets a woman at a bar, and after a number of drinks, they agree to go back t...Read the whole joke
389 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 In And Out Of Puddles
- A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the bar and orders a drink. After talkin...Read the whole joke
417 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 Make a horse Cry.
- A guy walks into a bar and sits on a stool. in front of him he see's a big jar full of change and a ...Read the whole joke
365 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 Who can say this sentence?
- The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having a drink when a great-looking f...Read the whole joke
434 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 the knot
- A string walks into a bar and ask the waiter for a beer. The waiter says, "I am sorry but we can't s...Read the whole joke
347 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 Blowin Chunks
- Okay a man is in a bar and he's gettin really drunk and he goes home. He comes back the next day to ...Read the whole joke
396 Rating:0 | Voted:0
21 3 Vampires in Bar
- Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The first vampire says,"I'd like a pint of blood." The ...Read the whole joke
298 Rating:0 | Voted:0
22 spit on my beer
- One evening, Frank was drinking at a bar when the bartender came over to tell Frank that he had a te...Read the whole joke
454 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 25 signs you've had too much to drink
- Please try the following:...Read the whole joke
357 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 beer and a box
- A drunk walked into a tavern, sat down at the bar. He placed a small cardboard box on the bar, and o...Read the whole joke
419 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 high tech
- A guy walks into a bar and sits down. He starts dialing numbers like there's a telephone in his hand...Read the whole joke
301 Rating:0 | Voted:0
26 me drunk?
- A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at 2am, ...Read the whole joke
410 Rating:0 | Voted:0
27 drunk guy and the nun
- There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk. I mean really, really, really drunk. When ...Read the whole joke
353 Rating:0 | Voted:0

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 I only ordered a double
- |I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.The bartender brought out a guy who looked j...Read the whole joke
Bar Jokes 981 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 The Beer Prayer
- |Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hollowed be thy drink.I will be drunk,At home as in the travern.Give...Read the whole joke
Bar Jokes 891 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 I know you were drunk yesterday
- |A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at thre...Read the whole joke
Bar Jokes 891 Rating:6 | Voted:2
4 Someone stole things from me
- |A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. "They've stolen the dashboard, th...Read the whole joke
Bar Jokes 879 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 My girlfriend is out in the car
- |A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being...Read the whole joke
Bar Jokes 873 Rating:4 | Voted:1

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