| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
The number twelve goes to a bar
- |A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer."Sorry I can't serve you," ...Read the whole joke |
1266 |
 |
| 2 |
Some very common traits in two drunks
- |A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of c...Read the whole joke |
1304 |
|
| 3 |
Some yogurt visits a local bar
- |Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who was a tub of cottage cheese, says to them...Read the whole joke |
1188 |
|
| 4 |
Two men walked into a bar
- |Two men walked into a bar.You would think at least one of them would have ducked....Read the whole joke |
1246 |
|
| 5 |
This tells me that I must be drunk
- |A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into his shirt pocket and orders another ...Read the whole joke |
1260 |
|
| 6 |
I only ordered a double
- |I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.The bartender brought out a guy who looked j...Read the whole joke |
1467 |
|
| 7 |
I bet I can bite both of my eyes
- |A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his tab was. The bartender replies that it is...Read the whole joke |
1287 |
|
| 8 |
My girlfriend is out in the car
- |A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being...Read the whole joke |
1370 |
|
| 9 |
I know you were drunk yesterday
- |A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at thre...Read the whole joke |
1398 |
|
| 10 |
Bad luck finding a place to hide
- |A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, "Gimme a double of the strongest whiskey y...Read the whole joke |
1274 |
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| 11 |
I think I'll try a nicer approach
- |Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent the whole evening there, a...Read the whole joke |
1199 |
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| 12 |
Someone stole things from me
- |A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. "They've stolen the dashboard, th...Read the whole joke |
1356 |
|
| 13 |
Who keeps saying those things?
- |A man walked in to a bar after a long day at work. As he began to drink his beer, he heard a voice ...Read the whole joke |
1403 |
|
| 14 |
A drunk orders himself a beer
- |A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk. he staggers up to the bar, seats h...Read the whole joke |
1298 |
|
| 15 |
Top ten signs that you are too drunk
- |10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the Earth.9. Mosquitoes catch a buzz af...Read the whole joke |
1242 |
|
| 16 |
There is a monkey in the bar
- |A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first sip and sets it down. While he is look...Read the whole joke |
1246 |
|
| 17 |
A pirate at the local bar discusses his past
- |A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes t...Read the whole joke |
1279 |
|
| 18 |
I'm trying to prove a point
- |A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of this, the wife wants him to q...Read the whole joke |
1174 |
|
| 19 |
The Beer Prayer
- |Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hollowed be thy drink.I will be drunk,At home as in the travern.Give...Read the whole joke |
1388 |
|
| 20 |
I get so drunk that I imagine things
- |The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the side. He bumped into a fr...Read the whole joke |
1199 |
|
| 21 |
Driving home very drunk
- |It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home, and was pulled over by a st...Read the whole joke |
1270 |
|
| 22 |
I'll trust you that you paid
- |A man walks into a bar and has a couple of beers. Once he is donem the bartender tells him he owes ...Read the whole joke |
1277 |
|
| 23 |
This pill allows you to fly
- |A man went into a bar in a high rise. He saw another man take a pill, take a drink, walk to the win...Read the whole joke |
1302 |
|
| 24 |
Free drinks for everyone
- |One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender: "Drinks for all on me incl...Read the whole joke |
1168 |
|
| 25 |
Who gave you those black eyes?
- |A regular at Bob's Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of swollen black eyes that appea...Read the whole joke |
1323 |
|
| 26 |
If she went out with me
- |A man had been out in the back woods for weeks, cutting logs. He was a bit scruffy and didn't smell...Read the whole joke |
1204 |
|
| 27 |
The wife is not speaking to me
- |One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. Then he asks for another. A...Read the whole joke |
1311 |
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