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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
What is a mans best friend?
- What is a man's best friend? His dick because it always sitcks up for him....Read the whole joke |
614 |
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| 2 |
Men come in three sizes...
- Men come in three sizes: Small, medium, and Oh My God!!!...Read the whole joke |
665 |
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| 3 |
At a Texas University, a Professor had been teaching his...
- At a Texas University, a Professor had been teaching his students humanreproduction. For an exam, on...Read the whole joke |
657 |
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| 4 |
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day...
- Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.Teach him how to fish and he will sitin a boat and drink...Read the whole joke |
799 |
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| 5 |
A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks...
- A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks. As thebartender watches he drinks one drink and pours ...Read the whole joke |
636 |
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| 6 |
On the beach, how can you recognize a guy who uses an inflatable doll?
- On the beach, how can you recognize a guy who uses aninflatable sex doll?Instead of staring at the b...Read the whole joke |
682 |
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| 7 |
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night last night?
- Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night last night?Yeah, I finally let her out...Read the whole joke |
633 |
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| 8 |
How do men exercise at the beach?
- How do men exercise at the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini....Read the whole joke |
637 |
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| 9 |
WHY IS AN IMPOTENT MAN LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE?
- WHY IS AN IMPOTENT MAN LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE?-THEY BOTH HAVE BALLS FOR DECORATION...Read the whole joke |
749 |
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| 10 |
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
- why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?breasts don't have eyes...Read the whole joke |
697 |
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| 11 |
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, and clitorises?
- What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, andclitorises?They miss them all....Read the whole joke |
799 |
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| 12 |
How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus?
- How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus?At the circus the clowns don't ta...Read the whole joke |
754 |
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| 13 |
What kind of clothes are there?
- What kind of clothes are there?women: clean & dirtyMen: Clean,almost clean,sorta clean,not bad,dirty...Read the whole joke |
637 |
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| 14 |
How do you get a man to do situps?
- How do you get a man to do situps?Glue the TV remote between his ankles......Read the whole joke |
681 |
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| 15 |
You may have heard that a New Zealand man had a hand transplant...
- You may have heard that a New Zealand man had a hand transplant. Guess what? His penis rejected it...Read the whole joke |
766 |
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| 16 |
Two buddies get together and decide to...
- Two buddies get together and decide togo to a whorehouse, one of them tired ofdoing it with his wife...Read the whole joke |
673 |
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| 17 |
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises?
- Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises ?He had a pair of underpants that fitted him...Read the whole joke |
791 |
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| 18 |
The Ideal Date
- IDEAL DATEAt 17 Triple Stephen King feature at a drive-in 25 "Split the ...Read the whole joke |
697 |
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| 19 |
Ideal Seduction Line
- Age Line17 My parents are away for the weekend.25 My girlfriend is away for ...Read the whole joke |
695 |
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| 20 |
Ideal Drinking Age
- AGE DRINK 17 beer 25 beer 35 vodka 48 ...Read the whole joke |
679 |
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| 21 |
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big breasts...
- When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big breasts...In high school, I dated a girl wi...Read the whole joke |
712 |
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| 22 |
CHECK THE BUFFETT!
- In a Texas bar,The bartender Fred was fed up with penis boasting from theregulars.So to put an end t...Read the whole joke |
737 |
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| 23 |
SCHEDULE OF A MAN
- A MAN'S SCHEDULE 1. Get up. 2. Pass gas. 3. Drink cup of black coffee. 4. Pass gas. 5. Dress, skippi...Read the whole joke |
635 |
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| 24 |
A degree at Life University
- A new two year degree is being offered at LIFE UNIVERSITY that many of you should be interested in...Read the whole joke |
599 |
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| 25 |
The first engineer calls out to the other...
- The first engineer calls out to the other, "Hey--Nice bike! Where did you get it?" "Well," replies...Read the whole joke |
645 |
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| 26 |
What is so great about being a dick?
- What's so great about being a dick ? 1) You've got a head with no brains. 2) Two nuts follow you...Read the whole joke |
752 |
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| 27 |
What makes a man think he is so great?
- What makes a man think he's so great ? 1) He has a belly button that won't work. 2) He has tits ...Read the whole joke |
738 |
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