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Men Jokes

#	Title	Hits
1	These two guys had just gotten divorces... - These two guys had just gotten divorces and they swore they would never have anything to do with wom...Read the whole joke	719
2	Why did God give men larger brains than dogs? - Why did God give men larger brains than dogs? So they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parti...Read the whole joke	666
3	Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex? - Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex? Because he's plugged into a woman!...Read the whole joke	810
4	What food best describes a man? - What food best describes a man? Jerky...Read the whole joke	697
5	How do you scare a man? - How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice....Read the whole joke	655
6	Man walks into a supermarket and buys... - Man walks into a supermarket and buys :1 bar of soap1 toothbrush1 tube toothpaste1 loaf of bread 1 p...Read the whole joke	627
7	There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men... - There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men:"don't" and "stop"....Read the whole joke	661
8	Men are like... - Men are like...Men are like animals: messy, insensitive andpotentially violent, but they make great ...Read the whole joke	762
9	Lots of words - There are a lot of words you can use to describe men: strong, caring, loving.They'd be wrong, but yo...Read the whole joke	650
10	How do men sort their laundry? - How do men sort their laundry? "Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable"....Read the whole joke	671
11	How can you tell soap operas are fictional? - How can you tell soap operas are fictional? - In real life, men aren't affectionate in bed....Read the whole joke	702
12	What is a mans idea of foreplay? - What's a man's idea of foreplay? -A half-hour of begging....Read the whole joke	655
13	Fatherly feelings - One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby's crib. Silently she watched him. As he ...Read the whole joke	722
14	Alcohol vs Women - A guy says, "I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute for women.""Yeah what happened...Read the whole joke	723
15	There was three guys, one with a rubber... - There was three guys, one with a rubber dick, one with a wooden dick,and one with a nine foot dick.T...Read the whole joke	684
16	How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? - How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? - No one knows. Its never happened....Read the whole joke	701
17	How many men does it take to pop popcorn? - How many men does it take to pop popcorn? Three. One to hold the pan and two to show off and sh...Read the whole joke	685
18	Why do men like blonde jokes?? - Why do men like blonde jokes?? Because they can understand them....Read the whole joke	650
19	Why a man cannot eat like a bird? - Why can't a man eat like a bird?Have you ever tried to pick up food with your pecker?Sent by Chris...Read the whole joke	692
20	Once some boys got together to play poker... - Once some boys got together to play poker one night, after about 4 hours of playing, Tim had severe ...Read the whole joke	638
21	The way to a heart of a man - The way to a man's heart is through his feet(but you need a long knife)....Read the whole joke	656
22	Why do men pay more than women for car insurance? - Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?Because women don't get blowjobs while they're driv...Read the whole joke	807
23	THE MASTERCARD COMMERCIAL ALL MEN ARE WAITING FOR - THE MASTERCARD COMMERCIAL ALL MEN ARE WAITING FORCover charge: $15.00 Round of drinks: $23.00 Table ...Read the whole joke	651
24	A fortunate twist of fate - Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the doctor w...Read the whole joke	633
25	What is the definition of ultimate rejection? - What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating....Read the whole joke	700
26	Have you heard the one about the... - Have you heard the one about the . . . . . . . recent survey on cigarettes which found that 90%...Read the whole joke	647
27	How is a man like a snow fall? - How is a man like a snow fall? -You never know how many inches you'll get or how long it will las...Read the whole joke	664

#	Title	Category	Hits
1	Baldness in Men - As a man ages, it is natural that his hair starts thinning.It is a well-known fact that when a man i...Read the whole joke	Men Jokes	1549
2	A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall... - A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lo...Read the whole joke	Men Jokes	1507
3	What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? - What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?A rumor...Read the whole joke	Men Jokes	1473
4	Why don't men get mad cow disease? - A woman asks: "Why don't men get mad cow disease?"Another woman replies: "Because men are pigs!"...Read the whole joke	Men Jokes	1444
5	If men had PMS, what would happen? - If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to study it.b) Cram...Read the whole joke	Men Jokes	1415

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