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Men Jokes

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1 These two guys had just gotten divorces...
- These two guys had just gotten divorces and they swore they would never have anything to do with wom...Read the whole joke
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2 Why did God give men larger brains than dogs?
- Why did God give men larger brains than dogs? So they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parti...Read the whole joke
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3 Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex?
- Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex? Because he's plugged into a woman!...Read the whole joke
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4 What food best describes a man?
- What food best describes a man? Jerky...Read the whole joke
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5 How do you scare a man?
- How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice....Read the whole joke
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6 Man walks into a supermarket and buys...
- Man walks into a supermarket and buys :1 bar of soap1 toothbrush1 tube toothpaste1 loaf of bread 1 p...Read the whole joke
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7 There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men...
- There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men:"don't" and "stop"....Read the whole joke
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8 Men are like...
- Men are like...Men are like animals: messy, insensitive andpotentially violent, but they make great ...Read the whole joke
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9 Lots of words
- There are a lot of words you can use to describe men: strong, caring, loving.They'd be wrong, but yo...Read the whole joke
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10 How do men sort their laundry?
- How do men sort their laundry? "Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable"....Read the whole joke
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11 How can you tell soap operas are fictional?
- How can you tell soap operas are fictional? - In real life, men aren't affectionate in bed....Read the whole joke
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12 What is a mans idea of foreplay?
- What's a man's idea of foreplay? -A half-hour of begging....Read the whole joke
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13 Fatherly feelings
- One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby's crib. Silently she watched him. As he ...Read the whole joke
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14 Alcohol vs Women
- A guy says, "I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute for women.""Yeah what happened...Read the whole joke
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15 There was three guys, one with a rubber...
- There was three guys, one with a rubber dick, one with a wooden dick,and one with a nine foot dick.T...Read the whole joke
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16 How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
- How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? - No one knows. Its never happened....Read the whole joke
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17 How many men does it take to pop popcorn?
- How many men does it take to pop popcorn? Three. One to hold the pan and two to show off and sh...Read the whole joke
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18 Why do men like blonde jokes??
- Why do men like blonde jokes?? Because they can understand them....Read the whole joke
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19 Why a man cannot eat like a bird?
- Why can't a man eat like a bird?Have you ever tried to pick up food with your pecker?Sent by Chris...Read the whole joke
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20 Once some boys got together to play poker...
- Once some boys got together to play poker one night, after about 4 hours of playing, Tim had severe ...Read the whole joke
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21 The way to a heart of a man
- The way to a man's heart is through his feet(but you need a long knife)....Read the whole joke
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22 Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?
- Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?Because women don't get blowjobs while they're driv...Read the whole joke
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23 THE MASTERCARD COMMERCIAL ALL MEN ARE WAITING FOR
- THE MASTERCARD COMMERCIAL ALL MEN ARE WAITING FORCover charge: $15.00 Round of drinks: $23.00 Table ...Read the whole joke
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24 A fortunate twist of fate
- Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the doctor w...Read the whole joke
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25 What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
- What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating....Read the whole joke
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26 Have you heard the one about the...
- Have you heard the one about the . . . . . . . recent survey on cigarettes which found that 90%...Read the whole joke
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27 How is a man like a snow fall?
- How is a man like a snow fall? -You never know how many inches you'll get or how long it will las...Read the whole joke
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1 A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall...
- A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lo...Read the whole joke
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2 Baldness in Men
- As a man ages, it is natural that his hair starts thinning.It is a well-known fact that when a man i...Read the whole joke
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3 What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
- What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?A rumor...Read the whole joke
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4 Why don't men get mad cow disease?
- A woman asks: "Why don't men get mad cow disease?"Another woman replies: "Because men are pigs!"...Read the whole joke
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5 If men had PMS, what would happen?
- If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to study it.b) Cram...Read the whole joke
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