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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
How does a man keep his youth?
- Q: How does a man keep his youth?A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds....Read the whole joke |
670 |
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| 2 |
Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?
- Q: Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?A: Because it helps them remember which end...Read the whole joke |
727 |
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| 3 |
What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?
- What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?Put the remote control between his toes....Read the whole joke |
663 |
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| 4 |
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
- How are husbands like lawn mowers?They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the...Read the whole joke |
735 |
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| 5 |
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping...
- What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?You didn't hold...Read the whole joke |
775 |
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| 6 |
Why do men name their penis?
- Q: Why do men name their penis?A: They like to be on a first name basis with the one making most of ...Read the whole joke |
660 |
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| 7 |
What do men dream of?
- Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger.What do men dream of?Being st...Read the whole joke |
683 |
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| 8 |
If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?
- If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?a. The federal government would allocate funds to study it.b. ...Read the whole joke |
725 |
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| 9 |
Why do men name their penises?
- Q. Why do men name their penises? A. Because they want to be on a first-name basis with the person w...Read the whole joke |
744 |
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| 10 |
Dissapointing
- Q. Why is the book "Women Who Love Too Much" a disappointment for many men?A. No phone numbers....Read the whole joke |
718 |
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| 11 |
Where is the best place in a book store to find a man...
- Q. Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome, a good lover and a stimula...Read the whole joke |
733 |
|
| 12 |
What did the man say when he walked...
- Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar?A:OUCH!Sent by Sarah...Read the whole joke |
639 |
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| 13 |
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire...
- Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie,each with the bravado for w...Read the whole joke |
784 |
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| 14 |
How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?
- Q. How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?A. He's Breathing....Read the whole joke |
656 |
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| 15 |
Why do men die before their wives?
- Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to....Read the whole joke |
691 |
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| 16 |
How does a man show he's planning for the future?
- Q: How does a man show he's planning for the future?A: He buys two cases of beer instead of one....Read the whole joke |
661 |
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| 17 |
If fathers have Father's Day, and mothers have...
- Q: If fathers have Father's Day, and mothers have Mother's Day,?.what do single guys have?A: Palm Su...Read the whole joke |
841 |
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| 18 |
Did you know that a man is made up of many useless things?
- Did you know that a man is made up of many useless things?He has an Adam's apple that isn't an apple...Read the whole joke |
696 |
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| 19 |
Did you hear about the new "morning after" pill for men?
- Q: Did you hear about the new "morning after" pill for men?A: It changes their blood type....Read the whole joke |
673 |
|
| 20 |
What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
- Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? 1. No mind2. No business....Read the whole joke |
741 |
|
| 21 |
Another costume
- A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, "I'm going to acostume party, I want to go as Adam." The gi...Read the whole joke |
688 |
|
| 22 |
The Bachelor Diet
- The Bachelor DietMondayBreakfast - Who can eat Breakfast on a Monday? Swallowsome toothpaste while b...Read the whole joke |
736 |
|
| 23 |
Is he still wrong?
- If a man says something in the middle of a forest, and there is no womenaround to hear him, is he st...Read the whole joke |
733 |
|
| 24 |
How many honest, intelligent, caring men...
- How many honest, intelligent, caring men in theworld does it take to do the dishes? -Both of th...Read the whole joke |
662 |
|
| 25 |
Whats the difference between pink and purple?
- Whats the difference between pink and purple? Your grip....Read the whole joke |
621 |
|
| 26 |
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking...
- Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. "I got a c...Read the whole joke |
722 |
|
| 27 |
How do u get 4 gay men to sit on 1 stoll?
- Q: How do u get 4 gay men to sit on 1 stoll?A: you turn it over!Sent by gms38...Read the whole joke |
850 |
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