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Men Jokes

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1 How does a man keep his youth?
- Q: How does a man keep his youth?A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds....Read the whole joke
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2 Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?
- Q: Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?A: Because it helps them remember which end...Read the whole joke
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3 What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?
- What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?Put the remote control between his toes....Read the whole joke
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4 How are husbands like lawn mowers?
- How are husbands like lawn mowers?They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the...Read the whole joke
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5 What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping...
- What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?You didn't hold...Read the whole joke
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6 Why do men name their penis?
- Q: Why do men name their penis?A: They like to be on a first name basis with the one making most of ...Read the whole joke
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7 What do men dream of?
- Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger.What do men dream of?Being st...Read the whole joke
327 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?
- If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?a. The federal government would allocate funds to study it.b. ...Read the whole joke
372 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 Why do men name their penises?
- Q. Why do men name their penises? A. Because they want to be on a first-name basis with the person w...Read the whole joke
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10 Dissapointing
- Q. Why is the book "Women Who Love Too Much" a disappointment for many men?A. No phone numbers....Read the whole joke
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11 Where is the best place in a book store to find a man...
- Q. Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome, a good lover and a stimula...Read the whole joke
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12 What did the man say when he walked...
- Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar?A:OUCH!Sent by Sarah...Read the whole joke
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13 Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire...
- Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie,each with the bravado for w...Read the whole joke
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14 How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?
- Q. How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?A. He's Breathing....Read the whole joke
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15 Why do men die before their wives?
- Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to....Read the whole joke
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16 How does a man show he's planning for the future?
- Q: How does a man show he's planning for the future?A: He buys two cases of beer instead of one....Read the whole joke
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17 If fathers have Father's Day, and mothers have...
- Q: If fathers have Father's Day, and mothers have Mother's Day,?.what do single guys have?A: Palm Su...Read the whole joke
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18 Did you know that a man is made up of many useless things?
- Did you know that a man is made up of many useless things?He has an Adam's apple that isn't an apple...Read the whole joke
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19 Did you hear about the new "morning after" pill for men?
- Q: Did you hear about the new "morning after" pill for men?A: It changes their blood type....Read the whole joke
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20 What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
- Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? 1. No mind2. No business....Read the whole joke
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21 Another costume
- A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, "I'm going to acostume party, I want to go as Adam." The gi...Read the whole joke
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22 The Bachelor Diet
- The Bachelor DietMondayBreakfast - Who can eat Breakfast on a Monday? Swallowsome toothpaste while b...Read the whole joke
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23 Is he still wrong?
- If a man says something in the middle of a forest, and there is no womenaround to hear him, is he st...Read the whole joke
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24 How many honest, intelligent, caring men...
- How many honest, intelligent, caring men in theworld does it take to do the dishes? -Both of th...Read the whole joke
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25 Whats the difference between pink and purple?
- Whats the difference between pink and purple? Your grip....Read the whole joke
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26 Two confirmed bachelors sat talking...
- Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. "I got a c...Read the whole joke
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27 How do u get 4 gay men to sit on 1 stoll?
- Q: How do u get 4 gay men to sit on 1 stoll?A: you turn it over!Sent by gms38...Read the whole joke
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1 Baldness in Men
- As a man ages, it is natural that his hair starts thinning.It is a well-known fact that when a man i...Read the whole joke
Men Jokes 896 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall...
- A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lo...Read the whole joke
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3 What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
- What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?A rumor...Read the whole joke
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4 Why don't men get mad cow disease?
- A woman asks: "Why don't men get mad cow disease?"Another woman replies: "Because men are pigs!"...Read the whole joke
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5 If men had PMS, what would happen?
- If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to study it.b) Cram...Read the whole joke
Men Jokes 806 Rating:0 | Voted:0

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