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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
What is the proper weight for an attorney?
- What is the proper weight for an attorney?About 3 pounds, .......not counting the urn!...Read the whole joke |
707 |
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| 2 |
What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
- What's the difference between a lawyer and atrampoline?You should take your workboots off beforeyou ...Read the whole joke |
740 |
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| 3 |
Why lawyers do not play hide-and-seek?
- Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek?Nobody will look for them....Read the whole joke |
676 |
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| 4 |
Where lawers come from
- An anxious woman goes to her doctor. "Doctor," she asks nervously, "canyou get pregnant from anal i...Read the whole joke |
755 |
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| 5 |
A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man...
- A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man, had car trouble inthe countryside and asked ...Read the whole joke |
757 |
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| 6 |
A precise location
- Attorney to witness: "And where was the location of the accident?"Witness: "Approximately milepost 4...Read the whole joke |
760 |
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| 7 |
WILE E. COYOTE vs THE ACME COMPANY, INC.
- WILE E. COYOTE, Plaintiff v.s. THE ACME COMPANY, INC., Defendant In the United States District...Read the whole joke |
808 |
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| 8 |
Too good to be true
- A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender "Do you serve lawyers here?" "S...Read the whole joke |
702 |
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| 9 |
A local United Way office realized that...
- A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the town's most succ...Read the whole joke |
789 |
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| 10 |
Guilty
- Guilty Scene: A court room in Oklahoma where a person is on trial for murder. There is strong ev...Read the whole joke |
770 |
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| 11 |
Honesty is the best policy
- A very very rich gentleman dies,leaving his fortune to his only living friends, a Doctor, a CEO,...Read the whole joke |
735 |
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| 12 |
An older woman was in the pastoral study...
- An older woman was in the pastoral study counceling for her upcoming fourth wedding. "Father," s...Read the whole joke |
732 |
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| 13 |
A lawyer named Strange died...
- A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, ...Read the whole joke |
955 |
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| 14 |
A guy in a bar
- The bartender asks him "What'll you have?". The guy answers, "A scotch, please". The bartender hands...Read the whole joke |
633 |
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| 15 |
If two lawyers were drowning...
- No lawyers allowed- Prosecutors will be violated! If two lawyers were drowning, and you could only s...Read the whole joke |
661 |
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| 16 |
Trial Of The Century
- Trial Of The Century Transcript Reveals ...Read the whole joke |
676 |
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