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1 |
What is the proper weight for an attorney? - What is the proper weight for an attorney?About 3 pounds, .......not counting the urn!...Read the whole joke |
688 |
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline? - What's the difference between a lawyer and atrampoline?You should take your workboots off beforeyou ...Read the whole joke |
718 |
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Why lawyers do not play hide-and-seek? - Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek?Nobody will look for them....Read the whole joke |
656 |
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4 |
Where lawers come from - An anxious woman goes to her doctor. "Doctor," she asks nervously, "canyou get pregnant from anal i...Read the whole joke |
730 |
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A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man... - A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man, had car trouble inthe countryside and asked ...Read the whole joke |
741 |
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6 |
A precise location - Attorney to witness: "And where was the location of the accident?"Witness: "Approximately milepost 4...Read the whole joke |
731 |
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WILE E. COYOTE vs THE ACME COMPANY, INC. - WILE E. COYOTE, Plaintiff v.s. THE ACME COMPANY, INC., Defendant In the United States District...Read the whole joke |
789 |
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8 |
Too good to be true - A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender "Do you serve lawyers here?" "S...Read the whole joke |
684 |
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A local United Way office realized that... - A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the town's most succ...Read the whole joke |
762 |
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Guilty - Guilty Scene: A court room in Oklahoma where a person is on trial for murder. There is strong ev...Read the whole joke |
755 |
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Honesty is the best policy - A very very rich gentleman dies,leaving his fortune to his only living friends, a Doctor, a CEO,...Read the whole joke |
717 |
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12 |
An older woman was in the pastoral study... - An older woman was in the pastoral study counceling for her upcoming fourth wedding. "Father," s...Read the whole joke |
712 |
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A lawyer named Strange died... - A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, ...Read the whole joke |
926 |
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14 |
A guy in a bar - The bartender asks him "What'll you have?". The guy answers, "A scotch, please". The bartender hands...Read the whole joke |
612 |
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If two lawyers were drowning... - No lawyers allowed- Prosecutors will be violated! If two lawyers were drowning, and you could only s...Read the whole joke |
641 |
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Trial Of The Century - Trial Of The Century Transcript Reveals ...Read the whole joke |
661 |
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