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Legal Jokes

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1 What is the proper weight for an attorney?
- What is the proper weight for an attorney?About 3 pounds, .......not counting the urn!...Read the whole joke
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2 What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
- What's the difference between a lawyer and atrampoline?You should take your workboots off beforeyou ...Read the whole joke
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3 Why lawyers do not play hide-and-seek?
- Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek?Nobody will look for them....Read the whole joke
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4 Where lawers come from
- An anxious woman goes to her doctor. "Doctor," she asks nervously, "canyou get pregnant from anal i...Read the whole joke
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5 A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man...
- A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man, had car trouble inthe countryside and asked ...Read the whole joke
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6 A precise location
- Attorney to witness: "And where was the location of the accident?"Witness: "Approximately milepost 4...Read the whole joke
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7 WILE E. COYOTE vs THE ACME COMPANY, INC.
- WILE E. COYOTE, Plaintiff v.s. THE ACME COMPANY, INC., Defendant In the United States District...Read the whole joke
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8 Too good to be true
- A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender "Do you serve lawyers here?" "S...Read the whole joke
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9 A local United Way office realized that...
- A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the town's most succ...Read the whole joke
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10 Guilty
- Guilty Scene: A court room in Oklahoma where a person is on trial for murder. There is strong ev...Read the whole joke
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11 Honesty is the best policy
- A very very rich gentleman dies,leaving his fortune to his only living friends, a Doctor, a CEO,...Read the whole joke
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12 An older woman was in the pastoral study...
- An older woman was in the pastoral study counceling for her upcoming fourth wedding. "Father," s...Read the whole joke
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13 A lawyer named Strange died...
- A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, ...Read the whole joke
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14 A guy in a bar
- The bartender asks him "What'll you have?". The guy answers, "A scotch, please". The bartender hands...Read the whole joke
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15 If two lawyers were drowning...
- No lawyers allowed- Prosecutors will be violated! If two lawyers were drowning, and you could only s...Read the whole joke
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16 Trial Of The Century
- Trial Of The Century Transcript Reveals ...Read the whole joke
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1 The scene is a dark jungle in Africa...
- The scene is a dark jungle in Africa. Two tigers are stalking through thebrush when the one to the r...Read the whole joke
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2 At night court, a man was brought in and set...
- At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge.The judge said, "State your name, occu...Read the whole joke
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3 What do you call an honest lawyer?
- What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron....Read the whole joke
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4 Do you know the problem with lawyer jokes?
- Do you know the problem with lawyer jokes?Lawyers don't think they're funny, and the rest of us don'...Read the whole joke
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5 Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question...
- Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question if they aren'tprepared for the answer:In a trial, ...Read the whole joke
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