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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question...
- Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question if they aren'tprepared for the answer:In a trial, ...Read the whole joke |
1375 |
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| 2 |
Guilty as sin
- Sue reports for jury duty as ordered, and promptly asks to be excused because she believes she's pre...Read the whole joke |
1248 |
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| 3 |
What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
- What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket....Read the whole joke |
1206 |
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| 4 |
Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
- Why won't sharks attack lawyers?Professional courtesy....Read the whole joke |
1255 |
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| 5 |
Why don't you ever see lawyers at the beach?
- Why don't you ever see lawyers at the beach?The cats keep covering them up with sand!...Read the whole joke |
1326 |
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| 6 |
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken...
- A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and his front bumper smashed. There...Read the whole joke |
1249 |
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| 7 |
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking
- The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking:Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas, ther...Read the whole joke |
1389 |
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| 8 |
What do you call an honest lawyer?
- What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron....Read the whole joke |
1366 |
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| 9 |
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?
- What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?Perfect setup for skeet shooting....Read the whole joke |
1289 |
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| 10 |
A man walked into a lawyer's office and...
- A man walked into a lawyer's office and inquired about the rates. "Fifty dollars for three questions...Read the whole joke |
1239 |
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| 11 |
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights...
- A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage. There's no ...Read the whole joke |
1290 |
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| 12 |
Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to...
- Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to testify in his own defense. "You must swear to t...Read the whole joke |
1312 |
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| 13 |
Do you know the problem with lawyer jokes?
- Do you know the problem with lawyer jokes?Lawyers don't think they're funny, and the rest of us don'...Read the whole joke |
1340 |
|
| 14 |
Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?
- Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent clients from being bille...Read the whole joke |
1276 |
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| 15 |
Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch...
- Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch. In the middle of lunch the junior partner slaps...Read the whole joke |
1225 |
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| 16 |
At night court, a man was brought in and set...
- At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge.The judge said, "State your name, occu...Read the whole joke |
1433 |
|
| 17 |
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?How many can you afford?...Read the whole joke |
1321 |
|
| 18 |
The way he died
- A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does he have left to live. The doctor...Read the whole joke |
1259 |
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| 19 |
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller...
- In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly started massaging the back of t...Read the whole joke |
1201 |
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| 20 |
Best advice possible
- Taylor was desperate for business, and was happy to be appointed by the court to defend an indigent ...Read the whole joke |
1219 |
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| 21 |
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant...
- An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his doctor. The doctor s...Read the whole joke |
1264 |
|
| 22 |
The scene is a dark jungle in Africa...
- The scene is a dark jungle in Africa. Two tigers are stalking through thebrush when the one to the r...Read the whole joke |
1490 |
|
| 23 |
Being under oath
- "You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man ofyour background," sneered ...Read the whole joke |
1253 |
|
| 24 |
A tough case was being argued in court...
- A tough case was being argued in court. The defense attorney,feeling that he was in trouble, sent t...Read the whole joke |
1224 |
|
| 25 |
Did you kill the victim?
- Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what the penalt...Read the whole joke |
1291 |
|
| 26 |
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
- What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?Your Honor....Read the whole joke |
1207 |
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| 27 |
That was an insult
- A man came storming out of the courthouse ranting and raving; obviously really angry . He stomped ac...Read the whole joke |
1331 |
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