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Legal Jokes

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1 What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?
- What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?He gets taller!!Sent by Bill...Read the whole joke
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2 A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop...
- A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco's Chinatown. Picking through the ...Read the whole joke
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3 What did the lawyer name his daughter?
- What did the lawyer name his daughter? Sue....Read the whole joke
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4 A man walks into a friend and sees...
- A man walks into a friend and sees that his friend's caris total loss and covered with leaves, grass...Read the whole joke
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5 An old man was critically ill...
- An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his lawyer. "I want to become ...Read the whole joke
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6 A guy walks into a post office...
- A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing atthe counter meth...Read the whole joke
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7 At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women...
- At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women:Defendant: "Your Honor, I wish to chan...Read the whole joke
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8 What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
- What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberm...Read the whole joke
760 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 An airliner was having engine trouble...
- An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructedthe cabin crew to have the passengers...Read the whole joke
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10 For three years, the young attorney had been taking his...
- For three years, the young attorney had been taking hisbrief vacations at this country inn. The last...Read the whole joke
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11 How are lawyers like sperm?
- How are lawyers like sperm? One out of a million turns out to be a human being....Read the whole joke
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12 A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner...
- A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner.The attorney asks, "Before you signed thedeath ce...Read the whole joke
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13 What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?
- What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig? Nothing, there's some things even a pig won't...Read the whole joke
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14 Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porche...
- Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porcheand a porcupine? - A porcupine has pr...Read the whole joke
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15 45 or 82?
- Joe the lawyer died suddenly, at the age of 45. He got to the gatesof Heaven, and the angel standing...Read the whole joke
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16 Question: What is 1 + 2?
- Question: What is 1 + 2 ?Politician: Well, if you look at the seasonally adjusted figures,you'll fin...Read the whole joke
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17 Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?
- Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?Because deep down, they are really nice guys....Read the whole joke
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18 A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven...
- A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven,but not at all happy with his accommodations.He compl...Read the whole joke
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19 Marrying and divorcing in Heaven
- It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married,but a tragic car accident ended their l...Read the whole joke
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20 A really cold morning
- Two men are meeting on the street."It was very cold this morning.""How cold was it?"I do not no exac...Read the whole joke
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21 The first client
- A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxiousto impress potential clients. When...Read the whole joke
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22 The dog and the butcher
- A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter.Fortunately, the butcher recognize...Read the whole joke
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23 On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital...
- On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital, his friend found himsitting up in the bed, franti...Read the whole joke
675 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife...
- A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife.He put a provision in his will though th...Read the whole joke
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25 What is the worst thing about our justice system?
- What is the worst thing about our justice system? You're leaving your fate in the hands of 12 people...Read the whole joke
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26 How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? #2
- How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?How many can you afford?...Read the whole joke
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27 How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
- How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?The real question is: How much can the light b...Read the whole joke
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1 The scene is a dark jungle in Africa...
- The scene is a dark jungle in Africa. Two tigers are stalking through thebrush when the one to the r...Read the whole joke
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2 At night court, a man was brought in and set...
- At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge.The judge said, "State your name, occu...Read the whole joke
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3 The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking
- The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking:Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas, ther...Read the whole joke
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4 What do you call an honest lawyer?
- What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron....Read the whole joke
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5 Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question...
- Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question if they aren'tprepared for the answer:In a trial, ...Read the whole joke
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