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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?
- What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?He gets taller!!Sent by Bill...Read the whole joke |
683 |
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| 2 |
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop...
- A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco's Chinatown. Picking through the ...Read the whole joke |
746 |
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| 3 |
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
- What did the lawyer name his daughter? Sue....Read the whole joke |
629 |
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| 4 |
A man walks into a friend and sees...
- A man walks into a friend and sees that his friend's caris total loss and covered with leaves, grass...Read the whole joke |
784 |
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| 5 |
An old man was critically ill...
- An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his lawyer. "I want to become ...Read the whole joke |
679 |
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| 6 |
A guy walks into a post office...
- A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing atthe counter meth...Read the whole joke |
682 |
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| 7 |
At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women...
- At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women:Defendant: "Your Honor, I wish to chan...Read the whole joke |
686 |
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| 8 |
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
- What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberm...Read the whole joke |
793 |
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| 9 |
An airliner was having engine trouble...
- An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructedthe cabin crew to have the passengers...Read the whole joke |
661 |
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| 10 |
For three years, the young attorney had been taking his...
- For three years, the young attorney had been taking hisbrief vacations at this country inn. The last...Read the whole joke |
656 |
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| 11 |
How are lawyers like sperm?
- How are lawyers like sperm? One out of a million turns out to be a human being....Read the whole joke |
787 |
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| 12 |
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner...
- A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner.The attorney asks, "Before you signed thedeath ce...Read the whole joke |
752 |
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| 13 |
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?
- What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig? Nothing, there's some things even a pig won't...Read the whole joke |
881 |
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| 14 |
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porche...
- Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porcheand a porcupine? - A porcupine has pr...Read the whole joke |
790 |
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| 15 |
45 or 82?
- Joe the lawyer died suddenly, at the age of 45. He got to the gatesof Heaven, and the angel standing...Read the whole joke |
688 |
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| 16 |
Question: What is 1 + 2?
- Question: What is 1 + 2 ?Politician: Well, if you look at the seasonally adjusted figures,you'll fin...Read the whole joke |
605 |
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| 17 |
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?
- Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?Because deep down, they are really nice guys....Read the whole joke |
738 |
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| 18 |
A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven...
- A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven,but not at all happy with his accommodations.He compl...Read the whole joke |
678 |
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| 19 |
Marrying and divorcing in Heaven
- It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married,but a tragic car accident ended their l...Read the whole joke |
706 |
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| 20 |
A really cold morning
- Two men are meeting on the street."It was very cold this morning.""How cold was it?"I do not no exac...Read the whole joke |
696 |
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| 21 |
The first client
- A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxiousto impress potential clients. When...Read the whole joke |
733 |
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| 22 |
The dog and the butcher
- A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter.Fortunately, the butcher recognize...Read the whole joke |
756 |
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| 23 |
On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital...
- On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital, his friend found himsitting up in the bed, franti...Read the whole joke |
709 |
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| 24 |
A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife...
- A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife.He put a provision in his will though th...Read the whole joke |
756 |
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| 25 |
What is the worst thing about our justice system?
- What is the worst thing about our justice system? You're leaving your fate in the hands of 12 people...Read the whole joke |
665 |
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| 26 |
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? #2
- How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?How many can you afford?...Read the whole joke |
807 |
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| 27 |
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
- How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?The real question is: How much can the light b...Read the whole joke |
728 |
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