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Computing Jokes

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1 The 25 BBS Commandments
- |Thou shall love thy BBS with all thy heart and all thy bytes. Thou shalt remember thy name and pass...Read the whole joke
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2 The top ten signs that your co-worker is a computer hacker
- |10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was $20,000.9. He's won the Publisher's Cleari...Read the whole joke
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3 Error codes in Windows
- |WinErr 001: Windows loaded - System in danger WinErr 002: No Error - Yet WinErr 003: Dynamic linkin...Read the whole joke
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4 The Apple explosion
- |OFFICE MEMODate: 1/18/96SPINDLER CALLS IN AIR STRIKE, DESTROYS APPLE TO SAVE ITStock Price Increase...Read the whole joke
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5 Diary of a computer lamer
- |July 18I just tried to connect to America online, which I've heard is the best online service I can...Read the whole joke
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6 Have a Microsoft Christmas
- |'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a creature was stirring, except fat...Read the whole joke
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7 Some possible computer bumper stickers
- |1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding2. Bad command or file name! Go stand in the c...Read the whole joke
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8 Mailing list users changing light bulbs
- |Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb?A: Exactly five hund...Read the whole joke
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9 The problem is at your end
- |One of Microsoft's finest technicans was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the rifle range, he was ...Read the whole joke
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10 Floppy disk care
- |By following the instructions below, you should have error-free, long-lasting floppy disks. Never l...Read the whole joke
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11 Top Ten Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World
- |10. Accidental switch back to 19,000 Leagues Under the Sea.9. Screwed up computers report EuroDisne...Read the whole joke
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12 Would you define OCR?
- |OCR - Optical Character RecognitionA technology that can take written words and convert them back i...Read the whole joke
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13 Bill Gates picks his own punishment
- |Satan greets him: "Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all et...Read the whole joke
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14 Types of computer viruses
- |Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.Airline virus: You're in Dallas, but ...Read the whole joke
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1 If Hewlett-Packard ran Christmas...
- |They would market the Reverse Polish Ornament, which is put in your attic on the weekend after Than...Read the whole joke
Computing Jokes 1162 Rating:1 | Voted:1
2 If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas...
- |Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly. Also the ...Read the whole joke
Computing Jokes 841 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Microsoft Panhandler v1.0 (Beta)
- |Redmond, WA -- Microsoft Corporation chair, CEO and all-around babe magnet Bill Gates announced yes...Read the whole joke
Computing Jokes 827 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 The computer prayer
- |Our Morning Prayer . . .Our Hard Drive Which art internal Volume C by name; Thy code be clean, Thy ...Read the whole joke
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5 Type what I tell you
- |While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to type out his autoexec.bat file...Read the whole joke
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