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Title |
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1 |
Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake? - Q: Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?A: It did $100 million worth of improvements....Read the whole joke |
845 |
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2 |
Did you hear about the new German microwave oven? - Q: Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?A: It seats 500....Read the whole joke |
971 |
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3 |
Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus? - Q: Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?A: He comes down the chimney, wakes up the children and...Read the whole joke |
864 |
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4 |
What's the one thing you can do to a Jewish... - What's the one thing you can do to a Jewish girl's assholeto make her squeal with delight? ...Read the whole joke |
804 |
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5 |
What's the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother? - What's the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?An Italian mother says, "If you ...Read the whole joke |
780 |
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6 |
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? - How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?They all gather around their cash registers and sing"What a...Read the whole joke |
837 |
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7 |
Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library? - Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?Both the books got burned, and one hadn't even b...Read the whole joke |
793 |
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8 |
What's long and hard that a Greek bride gets... - What's long and hard that a Greek bride gets on her wedding night?A new last name....Read the whole joke |
856 |
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9 |
Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian? - Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian?He made himself an offer he couldn't u...Read the whole joke |
823 |
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10 |
All-inclusive - An Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Aussie, an Abo, a Yank, an African, an elephant, a refrig...Read the whole joke |
787 |
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11 |
This black guy is walking along a beach when... - This black guy is walking along a beach when he looks down a sees an antique lamp. Thinking that he'...Read the whole joke |
958 |
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12 |
Paddy Murphy had just returned to Ireland from a holiday... - Paddy Murphy had just returned to Ireland from a holiday in Australia.His mate asked him what it was...Read the whole joke |
1043 |
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13 |
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting... - An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting on a beach notice a mermaid sitting on a rock. The En...Read the whole joke |
941 |
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14 |
St Peter is standing at the pearly gates one day... - An Australian joke...St Peter is standing at the pearly gates one day when a pair of Abo's stroll up...Read the whole joke |
852 |
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15 |
How do Catholics separate the men from the boys? - Q: How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?A: With a crowbar....Read the whole joke |
766 |
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16 |
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes? - Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?Because the little propellers cost extra!...Read the whole joke |
800 |
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17 |
If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be? - Q: If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?A: A fur coat....Read the whole joke |
900 |
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18 |
Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years? - Q: Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?A: Somebody dropped a shekel....Read the whole joke |
819 |
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19 |
What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill... - Q: What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill himself by?.swallowing 100 pain killers?A: After ...Read the whole joke |
872 |
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20 |
A girl sat sobbing in the police station... - A girl sat sobbing in the police station. "I was raped by an Italian."She wailed."How do you know it...Read the whole joke |
908 |
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21 |
There were these three blokes sitting on the high cliffs... - There were these three blokes sitting on the high cliffs of a lonely beach, with a rope going down i...Read the whole joke |
870 |
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22 |
Where do you find 60 million french jokes? - Q: Where do you find 60 million french jokes?A: In France....Read the whole joke |
924 |
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23 |
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the... - Q: Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of mountains?A: So they push back harder....Read the whole joke |
880 |
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24 |
Two Polish guys went away on their annual hunting expedition... - Two Polish guys went away on their annual hunting expedition, andby accident one was shot by the oth...Read the whole joke |
906 |
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25 |
One day there was an indian chief who was constipated... - One day there was an indian chief who was constipated. he sent one of hiswarriors to the witch docto...Read the whole joke |
796 |
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26 |
How do a jewish couple have oral sex? - How do a jewish couple have oral sex?... "SET AT OPPOSITE ENDS OF THE BED AND YELL SCREW YOU TO ONE ...Read the whole joke |
808 |
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27 |
Two bags - Mr. Goldfarb was walking down the street. In each arm he carried a bag. He ran into Mr. Klein. Mr. K...Read the whole joke |
786 |
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