| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Sex on Sabbath
- A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he is not sure if sex is work or play. S...Read the whole joke |
496 |
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| 2 |
No pressure
- This older Jewish man was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a re...Read the whole joke |
530 |
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| 3 |
The Rabbi
- There is a story about a popular young rabbi, who onSabbath eve announces to the congregation that h...Read the whole joke |
642 |
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| 4 |
Christmas and Hanukkah Merger
- Continuing the current trend of large-scale mergers and acquisitions, itwas announced today at a pre...Read the whole joke |
590 |
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| 5 |
What's a Jewish American Princess' favorite position?
- Q: What's a Jewish American Princess' favorite position?A: Facing Bloomingdales...Read the whole joke |
582 |
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| 6 |
A man calls his mother in Florida....
- A man calls his mother in Florida. "Mom, how are you?""Not too good,"says the mother. "I've been ver...Read the whole joke |
612 |
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| 7 |
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane...
- A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying tothe Far East. Over the public address ...Read the whole joke |
680 |
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| 8 |
How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?
- How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?They had reservations....Read the whole joke |
643 |
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| 9 |
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?
- What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?A shepherd....Read the whole joke |
606 |
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| 10 |
What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?
- What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?A slap happy Jappy, with a crap ha...Read the whole joke |
589 |
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| 11 |
You might be a redneck if...
- You might be a redneck if you check the mileage on your home....Read the whole joke |
622 |
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| 12 |
How do you know when a redneck isn't wearing any underwear?
- How do you know when a redneck isn't wearing any underwear?There's dandruff on his/her shoes....Read the whole joke |
592 |
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| 13 |
What's the object of a Jewish football game?
- What's the object of a Jewish football game?To get the quarter back!...Read the whole joke |
565 |
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| 14 |
Man goes to see the Rabbi...
- Man goes to see the Rabbi. "Rabbi, something terrible ishappening and I have to talk to you about it...Read the whole joke |
608 |
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| 15 |
What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?
- Q: What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?A: He breaks his nose....Read the whole joke |
607 |
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| 16 |
An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady...
- An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady and they are very much in love. However, no matter ...Read the whole joke |
584 |
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| 17 |
What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?
- Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?A: A trip to Israel....Read the whole joke |
551 |
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| 18 |
Jewish telegram
- Jewish telegram: ?Begin worrying. Details to follow.?...Read the whole joke |
608 |
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| 19 |
How does every ethnic joke start?
- How does every ethnic joke start?By looking over your shoulder....Read the whole joke |
635 |
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| 20 |
What goes: Clip Clop Clip Clop...
- What goes: Clip Clop Clip Clop BANG Clipidy Clop Clipidy Clop?An Amish drive-by shooting....Read the whole joke |
589 |
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| 21 |
Why wasn't Jesus born in West Virginia?
- Why wasn't Jesus born in West Virginia?Well God found plenty of guys who liked to deal with sheep, b...Read the whole joke |
633 |
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| 22 |
A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told...
- A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by theMaitre'd that there will be at least a twent...Read the whole joke |
597 |
|
| 23 |
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other...
- Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, "Am I black with white stripes or white with black st...Read the whole joke |
634 |
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| 24 |
What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?
- What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?An Iraqi....Read the whole joke |
640 |
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| 25 |
If they divorce...
- The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled."Why so glum, Chum?" asked the kindly stranger."If my...Read the whole joke |
671 |
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| 26 |
Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?
- Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?So they can see the old Polish Navy!...Read the whole joke |
551 |
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| 27 |
What do Arabs do on saturday night?
- What do Arabs do on saturday night?They sit under palm trees and eat their dates....Read the whole joke |
548 |
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