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Bill Clinton Statue Committee 1040 Waffle Street Little Rock, Arkansas 72208 Dear Friend;We have the distinguished honor of being on the committee for the raisingof $5,000,000.00 for placing a statue of Bill Clinton in the Hall of Famein Washington, D.C.This committee was in a quandary as to where to place the statue. It wasnot wise to place it beside the statue of George Washington, who nevertold a lie, nor beside Jesse Jackson, who never told the truth, sinceBill Clinton could never tell the difference.We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the greatestdemocrat of all. He left not knowing where he was going, did not knowwhere he was, and returned not knowing where he had been. And he did itall on borrowed money.Over 3,000 years ago Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up yourshovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the promisedland." Nearly 3,000 years later Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels,sit on your asses and light up a camel - this is the promised land."Now, Bill Clinton is going to steal your shovels, kick your asses, raisethe price of camels and mortgage the promised land. If you are one of thefortunate people who has anything left after paying taxes, we expect avery generous contribution to the worthwhile project.Fraternally,Bill Clinton Statue CommitteeP.S. It is said that BIll Clinton is considering changing the Democratic Party emblem from a donkey to a condom, because it stands for inflation, halts productivity, covers up a bunch of pricks, and it gives a false sense of security.
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