A man of Polish ancestry walked up to the counter and asked for a PolishMeatball Sandwich. The man at the counter said, "What a Pollack."The Polish man said, "I resent that. If a Jew came to your counter andasked for a kosher salami on rye, would you call him a stupid Jew.""Probably, " replied the clerk."And if an Italian came in here and asked for spaghetti and meatballs,would you also insult him?""Probably," the clerk again replied."Why you're nothing but a bigot. Why do you have to insult everybody notlike you?"At this, the clerk replied, "Because this is a HARDWARE store, moron."