Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm.Q: What's a tuba for?A: 1 1/2 X 3 1/2.Q: There are two tubaplayers sitting in a car. Who's driving?A: The policemanTuba Player: Did you hear my last recital?Friend: I hope so.Q: How many tuba players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Three: one to hold the bulb and two to drink until the room spins.Q: How do you fix a broken tuba?A: With a "tuba glue."
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