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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Where does he work?
- |A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. "Tim, you be first....Read the whole joke |
1362 |
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| 2 |
Economics textbooks
- |Ten things to do with a graduate Economics textbook1. Press pretty flowers. 2. Press pretty insects...Read the whole joke |
1305 |
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| 3 |
Economists in parades
- |There is also a joke about the last Mayday parade in the Soviet Union.After the tanks and the troop...Read the whole joke |
1280 |
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| 4 |
Bad computer viruses
- |Economic computer virusesINTEREST GROUP ECONOMIST VIRUS - Divides your hard disk into hundreds of l...Read the whole joke |
1292 |
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| 5 |
Economics astrology
- |An econometrician and an astrologer are arguing about their subjects.The astrologer says, "Astrolog...Read the whole joke |
1297 |
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| 6 |
Dinosaurs are talking
- |Dinosaur #1: "How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?" Dinosaur #2: "What is an ...Read the whole joke |
1257 |
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| 7 |
Half a year to live
- |A woman hears from her doctor that she has only half a year to live.The doctor advises her to marry...Read the whole joke |
1243 |
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| 8 |
Catching a criminal
- |"Two policemen are considering the problem of catching the bandit. One of them starts to calculate ...Read the whole joke |
1237 |
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| 9 |
Talking on the plane
- |Two government economists were returning home from a field meeting. As with all government traveler...Read the whole joke |
1250 |
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| 10 |
I have a big problem
- |Bill and Boris are taking a break from a long summit. Boris says to Bill, "Bill, you know, I have a...Read the whole joke |
1284 |
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| 11 |
Economics ruins life
- |Economics is ruining your life when...- I tried to calculate my 3 year old son's discount rate by s...Read the whole joke |
1339 |
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| 12 |
Economist Valentines
- |Top economist Valentine's Day cards4. You raise my interest rate thirty basis points without a corr...Read the whole joke |
1310 |
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| 13 |
An economist's logic
- |A party of economists was climbing in the Alps . After several hours they became hopelessly lost. O...Read the whole joke |
1485 |
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| 14 |
Poem about Economics
- |If you do some acrobatics with a little mathematics it will take you far along. If your idea's not ...Read the whole joke |
2058 |
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| 15 |
An economist's speech
- |The following is supposedly a true story.An economist was about to give a presentation in Washingto...Read the whole joke |
1265 |
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| 16 |
Question and answer
- |An economist is a trained professional paid to guess wrong about the economy. An econometrician is ...Read the whole joke |
1265 |
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| 17 |
Why study Economics?
- |Top reasons to study Economics1. Economists are armed and dangerous: "Watch out for our invisible h...Read the whole joke |
1305 |
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| 18 |
Finding accountants
- |A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His friend asks, "D...Read the whole joke |
1307 |
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| 19 |
Counting some sheep
- |An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and so he decides to go to see his doctor. "Doctor, I ...Read the whole joke |
1300 |
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| 20 |
Accountant and farmer
- |A man walking along a road in the countryside comes across a shepherd and a huge flock of sheep. St...Read the whole joke |
1301 |
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| 21 |
Did you pay taxes?
- |A nervous taxpayer was unhappily conversing with the IRS Tax auditor who had come to review his rec...Read the whole joke |
1300 |
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| 22 |
Hiring an accountant
- |Kowalski, fresh out of accounting school, went to a interview for a good paying job. The company bo...Read the whole joke |
1328 |
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| 23 |
Businessman is dying
- |A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, "Bill, I want you to promise me that when...Read the whole joke |
1373 |
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| 24 |
Accountant in Heaven
- |An accountant dies and goes to Heaven. He reaches the pearly gates and is amazed to see a happy cro...Read the whole joke |
1330 |
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| 25 |
Stockbroker at I.R.S.
- |The stockbroker received notice from the IRS that he was being audited. He showed up at the appoint...Read the whole joke |
1439 |
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| 26 |
Buying your ticket
- |Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the t...Read the whole joke |
1462 |
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| 27 |
Business one-liners 01
- |A President of a democracy is a man who is always ready, willing, and able to lay down your life fo...Read the whole joke |
1270 |
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