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Title |
Hits |
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| 1 |
A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University...
- A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University, where he hopedto attend the following autumn...Read the whole joke |
1265 |
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| 2 |
A school teacher injured his back and had to wear...
- A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. ...Read the whole joke |
1211 |
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| 3 |
What is the difference between a hockey game...
- What is the difference between a hockey game and a High School reunion? At...Read the whole joke |
1225 |
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| 4 |
A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students...
- A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students to sketch a naked man. As the professor w...Read the whole joke |
1268 |
|
| 5 |
Expands up to six times its size
- Mr. Baldwin, the biology teacher called on Mary, "Can you tell me the part of the body that, under t...Read the whole joke |
1212 |
|
| 6 |
A unit in sex education was about to begin...
- A unit in sex education was about to begin, and each student had to bring in a permission slip in or...Read the whole joke |
1231 |
|
| 7 |
Mrs. Prussy
- The little darlings were all in their seats on the first day of school and their new teacher introdu...Read the whole joke |
1564 |
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| 8 |
How does physics save lives?
- One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. Apre-med student rudely int...Read the whole joke |
1228 |
|
| 9 |
Little Johnny was in his math's class one day...
- Little Johnny was in his math's class one day when the teachersingled him out."If I gave you $20," t...Read the whole joke |
1234 |
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| 10 |
A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure...
- A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure is a mental state, and that many people...Read the whole joke |
1260 |
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| 11 |
New University Promos
- New University Promos It was clear that one day the Ivy League would grow desperate. The the av...Read the whole joke |
1190 |
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| 12 |
A Modest Essay
- A Modest Essay 3A. ESSAY: IN ORDER FOR THE ADMISSIONS STAFF OF OUR COLLEGE TO GET TO KNOW YOU, THE A...Read the whole joke |
2226 |
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| 13 |
Dad, can you write in the dark?
- SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?SYLVIA: Your...Read the whole joke |
1248 |
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| 14 |
Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye...
- Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye (or maybe it was Neil McNell from Barra, but anyway..) went t...Read the whole joke |
1352 |
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| 15 |
College Dorm
- On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:"The fe...Read the whole joke |
1209 |
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| 16 |
Should you have any questions during the exam...
- Should you have any questions during the exam,just raise your hand. This should cause enoughblood to...Read the whole joke |
1338 |
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| 17 |
MD Qs and As
- What does a graduate student with a science degree ask? "Why does it work?"What does a graduate stu...Read the whole joke |
1189 |
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| 18 |
When asked for her occupation...
- When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation saidshe was a schoolteacher....Read the whole joke |
1170 |
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| 19 |
The price decides everything
- On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: "T...Read the whole joke |
1252 |
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| 20 |
Nature of Hell
- A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students. It had one ques...Read the whole joke |
1195 |
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| 21 |
The Unofficial Manual for Graduate Teaching Assistants
- The Unofficial Manual for Graduate Teaching Assistants Teaching Introductory Computer Science Cour...Read the whole joke |
1398 |
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| 22 |
Teaching
- Teaching The teacher had given the class an assignment. He stresses the importance of this parti...Read the whole joke |
1270 |
|
| 23 |
Disprove this!
- A case for the Third Universal Cardinal Rule of Thumb: Never be absolute, unless absolutely necess...Read the whole joke |
1333 |
|
| 24 |
SAT score decay
- SAT score decayAs we all know SAT scores have been on the decline for years.The following may be the...Read the whole joke |
1383 |
|
| 25 |
How to write a paper
- How to write a paper1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted place with plenty ...Read the whole joke |
1288 |
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| 26 |
In-class Assignment for Wednesday
- This assignment was actually turned in by two English students:-------------------------------------...Read the whole joke |
1170 |
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| 27 |
Special High Intensity Teaching
- Special High Intensity TeachingMemo to all students:In order to assure the highest levels of quality...Read the whole joke |
1310 |
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